The What If... Game

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Axys, Mar 2, 2013.

  1. Axys Jedi Master

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    The rules are simple:

    Pick a part/quote from the Saga and reform it to a "What If" scenario and add your own nuance to it.

    I'll start

    Ep. 4 during the Jawa trade scene.

    What if...

    Luke: "But uncle Owen, I was going to Toshi Station to pickup some power converters!"
    Uncle Owen slaps Luke across the face and says "You live under my house, with MY rules! Now, go take these two to the garage and clean them up, before I grab the belt!"
  2. TheMadHatter Jedi Grand Master

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    Vader: No Disintegrations

    Boba: can't tell me what to do bub

    *Han dies*

    the end
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  3. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!

    Anakin: Oh ok.

    (Drifts off. Gets back in his ship and leaves)
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  4. Axys Jedi Master

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    Vader: "No, I am your father"

    Luke: "Bull crap, I want a DNA test"

    They go on Jabba Springer to find out he is NOT the father.

    Vader sobs and cuts off Luke's arm.
  5. TheMadHatter Jedi Grand Master

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    Obi-Wan: do you know what this is? *gives him the dart*

    Dex: haven't a clue, sorry.
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  6. Axys Jedi Master

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    LOL nice ^_^
  7. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Vader: The force is with you Luke Skywalker but you are not a Jedi yet.

    Luke: Yeah I am.

    Vader: Oh ok.

    (Sheaths lightsaber. Walks off. Gets in his ship and goes on vacation.)
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  8. TheMadHatter Jedi Grand Master

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    Axys: cheers :p


    Obi-Wan: I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid

    Luke: fair enough, well better get home, thanks for saving me
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  9. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Palpatine: You will now be known as Darth....Vader.

    Anakin: But I don't like that name.

    Palpatine: [face_plain]

    (Minutes later Windu is getting up from his fall)

    Mace: Man that hurt. I better go into hiding now and-

    (Anakin falls on Mace killing both of them instantly after an unimpressed Palpatine force-throws him out the window.)
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  10. Axys Jedi Master

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    Seems legit!
  11. Axys Jedi Master

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    JarJar: Mesa called Jar Jar binks, mesa your humble servant

    Qui-gon takes his light saber and slices Jar Jar in two.

    Star Wars fans everywhere rejoice.
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  12. DARTHSHAME Force Ghost

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    Luke: "What a piece of Junk"

    Han: Okay kid, find your own ship. (Han and Chewie walks off)
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  13. DARTHSHAME Force Ghost

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    Vader: "Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son"

    Luke: Okay father.

    As a kid, I always wondered how a fully trained Sith Luke and Darth Vader would have fared against the Emperor.
  14. Eryndil Jedi Grand Master

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    Watto: We'll leta fate decide, huh? I just happen to have a chance cube here, huh. Blue, it's the boy. Red, uh... his mother.

    Watto rolls the cube. It comes up red.
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  15. Axys Jedi Master

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    What if...

    Leia and Luke weren't actually siblings... Would Han and Leia still get together?
  16. Eryndil Jedi Grand Master

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    Palpatine: You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.

    Obi-Wan: You're right. Come on, Anakin, let's go.
  17. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Leia: I love you.

    Han: Well I sure as **** don't.

    (Gets frozen anyway while Leia doesn't bother saving him in ROTJ making it the shortest film in the saga.)
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  18. Garrett Atkins Jedi Grand Master

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    Palpatine: Kill him, kill him now.

    Anakin: Nope

    Dooku: Palpatine is Darth Sidious

    (Anakin beheads Palpatine)
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  19. Axys Jedi Master

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    Anakin: "Are you an angel?"

    Padame: "No you pubescent, small, annoying kid, I'm a Queen. Get your **** right, before I slap you!"

    They never had kids
  20. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    (Darth Maul appears)

    Qui Gon: We'll handle this.

    Obi Wan: Well I sure as hell am not.

    Qui Gon: Yeah you're right. **** this guy.

    (They leave)

    Maul: [face_plain]
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  21. Sistros Force Ghost

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    Qui-Gon: Anakin!! Drop!

    Anakin: what did you- uggggghhh *splat*
  22. DARTHSHAME Force Ghost

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    LMAO [face_laugh]
  23. DARTHSHAME Force Ghost

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    Luke: But they're gonna kill her!
    Han: Better her than me!
    Luke: Yeah, I guess you are right. Lets forget about it.
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  24. Sistros Force Ghost

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    Qui-Gon: tell them to take off

    Anakin: he said to take off

    Ric ollie: kay.. *the ship leaves Tatooine, leaving Qui-Gon*
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  25. Sistros Force Ghost

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    you're a fiesty little one, have him deactivated and destroyed immediately, i will find a more obedient one for the masters sail barge
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