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The What If... Game

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Axys, Mar 2, 2013.

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  1. Axys

    Axys Jedi Padawan star 1

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    The rules are simple:

    Pick a part/quote from the Saga and reform it to a "What If" scenario and add your own nuance to it.

    I'll start

    Ep. 4 during the Jawa trade scene.

    What if...

    Luke: "But uncle Owen, I was going to Toshi Station to pickup some power converters!"
    Uncle Owen slaps Luke across the face and says "You live under my house, with MY rules! Now, go take these two to the garage and clean them up, before I grab the belt!"
     
  2. TheMadHatter

    TheMadHatter Jedi Knight star 4

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    Vader: No Disintegrations

    Boba: can't tell me what to do bub

    *Han dies*

    the end
     
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  3. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!

    Anakin: Oh ok.

    (Drifts off. Gets back in his ship and leaves)
     
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  4. Axys

    Axys Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Vader: "No, I am your father"

    Luke: "Bull crap, I want a DNA test"

    They go on Jabba Springer to find out he is NOT the father.

    Vader sobs and cuts off Luke's arm.
     
  5. TheMadHatter

    TheMadHatter Jedi Knight star 4

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    Obi-Wan: do you know what this is? *gives him the dart*

    Dex: haven't a clue, sorry.
     
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  6. Axys

    Axys Jedi Padawan star 1

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    LOL nice ^_^
     
  7. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Vader: The force is with you Luke Skywalker but you are not a Jedi yet.

    Luke: Yeah I am.

    Vader: Oh ok.

    (Sheaths lightsaber. Walks off. Gets in his ship and goes on vacation.)
     
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  8. TheMadHatter

    TheMadHatter Jedi Knight star 4

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    Axys: cheers :p


    Obi-Wan: I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid

    Luke: fair enough, well better get home, thanks for saving me
     
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  9. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Palpatine: You will now be known as Darth....Vader.

    Anakin: But I don't like that name.

    Palpatine: [face_plain]

    (Minutes later Windu is getting up from his fall)

    Mace: Man that hurt. I better go into hiding now and-

    (Anakin falls on Mace killing both of them instantly after an unimpressed Palpatine force-throws him out the window.)
     
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  10. Axys

    Axys Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Seems legit!
     
  11. Axys

    Axys Jedi Padawan star 1

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    JarJar: Mesa called Jar Jar binks, mesa your humble servant

    Qui-gon takes his light saber and slices Jar Jar in two.

    Star Wars fans everywhere rejoice.
     
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  12. DARTHSHAME

    DARTHSHAME Jedi Master star 4

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    Luke: "What a piece of Junk"

    Han: Okay kid, find your own ship. (Han and Chewie walks off)
     
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  13. DARTHSHAME

    DARTHSHAME Jedi Master star 4

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    Vader: "Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son"

    Luke: Okay father.

    As a kid, I always wondered how a fully trained Sith Luke and Darth Vader would have fared against the Emperor.
     
  14. Eryndil

    Eryndil Jedi Knight star 3

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    Watto: We'll leta fate decide, huh? I just happen to have a chance cube here, huh. Blue, it's the boy. Red, uh... his mother.

    Watto rolls the cube. It comes up red.
     
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  15. Axys

    Axys Jedi Padawan star 1

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    What if...

    Leia and Luke weren't actually siblings... Would Han and Leia still get together?
     
  16. Eryndil

    Eryndil Jedi Knight star 3

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    Palpatine: You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.

    Obi-Wan: You're right. Come on, Anakin, let's go.
     
  17. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Leia: I love you.

    Han: Well I sure as **** don't.

    (Gets frozen anyway while Leia doesn't bother saving him in ROTJ making it the shortest film in the saga.)
     
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  18. Garrett Atkins

    Garrett Atkins Jedi Knight star 4

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    Palpatine: Kill him, kill him now.

    Anakin: Nope

    Dooku: Palpatine is Darth Sidious

    (Anakin beheads Palpatine)
     
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  19. Axys

    Axys Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Anakin: "Are you an angel?"

    Padame: "No you pubescent, small, annoying kid, I'm a Queen. Get your **** right, before I slap you!"

    They never had kids
     
  20. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    (Darth Maul appears)

    Qui Gon: We'll handle this.

    Obi Wan: Well I sure as hell am not.

    Qui Gon: Yeah you're right. **** this guy.

    (They leave)

    Maul: [face_plain]
     
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  21. Sistros

    Sistros Jedi Master star 6

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    Qui-Gon: Anakin!! Drop!

    Anakin: what did you- uggggghhh *splat*
     
  22. DARTHSHAME

    DARTHSHAME Jedi Master star 4

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    LMAO [face_laugh]
     
  23. DARTHSHAME

    DARTHSHAME Jedi Master star 4

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    Luke: But they're gonna kill her!
    Han: Better her than me!
    Luke: Yeah, I guess you are right. Lets forget about it.
     
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  24. Sistros

    Sistros Jedi Master star 6

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    Qui-Gon: tell them to take off

    Anakin: he said to take off

    Ric ollie: kay.. *the ship leaves Tatooine, leaving Qui-Gon*
     
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  25. Sistros

    Sistros Jedi Master star 6

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    you're a fiesty little one, have him deactivated and destroyed immediately, i will find a more obedient one for the masters sail barge
     
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