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The What If... Game

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Axys, Mar 2, 2013.

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  1. Axys

    Axys Jedi Padawan star 1

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    The saga was named "Lucas Arts"?
     
  2. A'den Skirata

    A'den Skirata Jedi Knight star 2

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    Palpatine: Commander Cody, execute Order 66

    Cody: Nice Try

    *Ends Transmission*
     
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  3. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Anakin: My powers have doubled since the last time we met couAAAAAAA

    (Trips and falls on his lightsaber killing him instantly)

    Dooku: Wow I've never seen someone cut themselves into four even pieces in one swipe with a lightsaber before.

    Obi-Wan: Me neither. That was kind of cool.

    Palpatine: Oh for goodness sakes, I'M THE SITH LORD YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
     
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  4. Axys

    Axys Jedi Padawan star 1

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    *Obi-wan and Luke Glide up in their speeder*

    Obi-Wan: These are the droids your looking for
    Storm Trooper: Are you sure? they look like metal and bolts to me
    *Mind Trick*
    Obi-Wan: Take these droids to your master upon his death star
    (The storm troopers take the droids upon the Death Star, not knowing they are filled with High Grade explosives, crafted by Yoda himself.)
    Vader: *kssssh* these are the droids, take them too... *EXPLOSION* Killing Vader and thus, ending the trilogy...

    A sad sad day indeed...
     
  5. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "I hope the old man got that tractor beam out of commission, or this is going to be a real short trip."

    *real short trip*
     
  6. Seagoat

    Seagoat Music and PT Section Sentinel star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Palpatine: "Are you going to kill me?"

    Anakin: "I would certainly like to."

    Palptine: " I can feel your anger... it gives you focus, makes you str-"

    (Anakin kills him)

    Anakin: "Ok, galaxy saved!"
     
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  7. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Obi Wan: That's no moon. It's a space station.

    Han Solo: Nah I'm pretty sure it's a moon.

    (It is. This drives Obi Wan into a downward spiral of alcoholism)
     
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  8. Sistros

    Sistros Jedi Master star 6

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    Obi-Wan: you'll have to sell your speeder

    Luke: can't I sell the 3PO, he doesn't exactly know anything, or is any use to us is he?
     
  9. Axys

    Axys Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Anakin: If you'll excuse me.
    *jumps out of the speeder*
    Obi-wan: I hate it when he does that.
    *while falling Anakin thinks to himself*
    "Obi-Wan is always holding me back, Anakin do this, Anakin do that, Anakin cut your hair, you look like a girl"
    *Anakin tries too dodge the ship, and...*

    *Splat!*
     
  10. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi Host of Star Wars Character Contest star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    Taun We: May I present Lama Su, Prime Minister of Kamino... And this is Master Jedi...
    Obi-Wan: Joe Mama.
    And instead of Lama Su pointing at the chair he points at the door, then Obi-Wan leaves.
     
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  11. jasman

    jasman Administrator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Upsy-daisey!
     
  12. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Palpatine: "Leave him, or we'll never make it."
    Anakin: "You're right, let's go."
     
  13. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Palpatine: Only now, at the end do you understand.
    Luke: Understand what?
    Palpatine: ....I have no idea.
    Luke: Oh well I guess I'll leave then.
    Palpatine: See ya.
     
  14. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi Host of Star Wars Character Contest star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    Grievous: Army or not, you must realize you are doomed.
    Obi-Wan: Yeah, you're probably right. I surrender.
     
  15. DavraCahan

    DavraCahan Jedi Knight star 1

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    Anakin: Stay with me mom.
    Shmi: I love... *dies*
    Anger wells up in him, but by sheer force of will, he keeps it in check. He slips away from the Tusken camp quietly, carrying her body back to the Lars place.

    Later, talking to Padme:
    Padme: I would have killed every single one of them.
    Anakin: (sorrowful but steady) I'm a Jedi, I'm better than that.
     
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  16. Bale

    Bale Jedi Master star 4

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    Obi-Wan: You will be expelled from the Jedi Order!

    Anakin: Ooooo! And will it go on my permanent record, too?
     
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  17. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jar Jar: Ex-queeze-me, but de mostest safest place would be Gunga City. Is where I grew up. 'Tis a hidden city.

    Qui-Gon: That sounds like a very silly place, so we're not going there.
     
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