The "What if the Makers of.......... Made Star Wars" Game

Okay, in this game you cross movie franchises and come up with some funny outtakes...

For Example:

What if the Makers of Austin Powers Made Star Wars:

1. The Death Star would be called the Allan Parson's Project and located on Moon Base Zappa. (See Eugenia was right, it really is a moon)

2. The Millenium Falcon would have plush upholstery and a license plate that said Millenium Shaguar!

3. Darth Vader would respond to insubordination with, "... Riiiigght"

4. Instead of Han saying, "No reward's worth this!", he'd really say, "This really isn't my bag, baby!"

5. Obi-Wan would characterize Yoda as, "... a Jedi... 1/8th my size."

6. Star Destroyers would be shaped like a star ship, "having a long smooth shaft and resembling a... JOHNSON!"

7. All parts, good and bad would be played by Harrison Ford! (Really this might be a good thing.)

8. Jabba the Hutt would be an overweight Scottish Sumo Wrestler named Fat Bastard.

9. The X-Wings would all be Cooper Mini's.

10. Death Star Officers would have, "fricking laser beams attached to their fricking heads."

Okay, so who wants to go next?

not me. I'm not good at this sort of thing.

TOO... MANY... POSSIBILITIES!

Oh, my mind is so full of ideas for this and none of them complete.

If it were made by Quentin Tarrentino... That would be a good one...

If it were made by the Zucker Brothers (directed AIRPLANE! and TOP SECRET!)

I'll get back to you if I can complete either one. Everyone feel free to contribute, please!

What if Mel Brooks made Star Wars?

Oh wait....Spaceballs was a SW skit.


What about the Farrelley Brothers...the Makers of Something About Mary!



~J.Sat~
co-Prez/NJO

In my dreams here, I have seen the destruction of the Jedi. The death of the Republic. I have seen the Temple in ruins, the Senate smashed, and Coruscant itself shattered by orbital bombardment from immense ships of impossible design. I have seen Coruscant, the seat of galactic culture, become a jungle far more hostile and alien than any on Haruun Kal.
I have seen the end of civilization.
-Mace Windu, Shatterpoint

I started doing one about "What if Disney made Star Wars" but it degraded to me grousing about the hack job they did on Pocahontas. I'm just not as good at it as you are, Mutt!