Um, I don't think you wanna be drinking that apple cider. It's been here since 2002 and every WHore has been in it. Kind of like Tiago.
Oh wait, I forgot to baptize you. Do you reject normality, so as to live in the freedom of shinjo's weird people? Do you reject the glamour of coherence, and refuse to be mastered by sense? Do you reject Angela Lansbury, mother of sin and princess of darkness? Do you believe in shinjo_jedi, creator of the Weird House? Do you believe in Piltdown, a sarcastic Canadian, our friend, who was born of the first thread, left the JC, came back to us, left again, and is now seated in front of his computer screen? Do you believe in Cliegg's Blue Leg, the Insane Rebel Knights, the communion of Obi-Wan., the forgiveness of bad jokes, the resurrection of the thread, and sandosness everlasting? Shinjo the Jedi has given us a new birth by apple cider and the popemobile, and has forgiven any prior allegience to the Blue Yoda Society. May the Force also keep us faithful to our thread for ever and ever.
So, I was just going through the stuff I wrote for my Creative Writing class in high school, and I stumbled upon this limerick that might be apropos: The Boy from Beijing There was once a young boy from Beijing Who desired to travel and sing. At the court he performed, And his body deformed For having insulted the king.
