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JCC The Wocky Awards

Discussion in 'Community' started by Jabba-wocky, Jun 10, 2014.

  1. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    May 4, 2003
    I have, at various points, been accused of being arbitrary in my judgments. No longer. Today, in the grand tradition of collective external validation, I now open all my most important metrics to popular input. For the first time ever, contribute your nominations for these key metrics of judging your fellow JCers, and lay down a lasting marker. We have divided nominations into the following categories, with three major groupings:

    1. Most Honorable
    2. Most Gentle
    3. Best Ally

    4. Most Subversive
    5. Most Senselessly Cruel
    6. Biggest Sex Person

    7. Best Rants
    8. Most Nonsensical
    9. Random Namedrops

    All nominations should be sent to Zapdos, our local Kenneth Feinberg of voting threads.
     
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  2. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    Jun 1, 2003
    is this like the christmas in july of award nomination threads?

    also why aren't there any categories about christmas
     
  3. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    wtf is a sex person?
     
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  4. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 20, 2003
    More categories please
     
  5. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    May 21, 2002
    You just made it up. It's never been previously mentioned.
     
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  6. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001

    Me, you, Margaery Tyrell... the usual.
     
  7. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Does it mean slutty?


    lol @ Wocky, having a 'biggest cooze' category. :p
     
  8. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001

    As far as I know it means only a person who engages in sexual congress and enjoys it, in whatever capacity.
     
  9. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Don't most people enjoy it?
     
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  10. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Wocky doesn't. Strictly for reproductive purposes.

    If I don't win best rant, then **** you all.
     
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  11. Rosslcopter

    Rosslcopter Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 2, 2012
  12. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    May 21, 2002
    I was actually channeling jp-30. The reference goes back to 2007 or so, somewhere around there.
     
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  13. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001

    Most people also enjoy sleeping on a bed and having fun.
     
  14. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Chosen One star 5

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    Feb 15, 2000
    Willow Smith is an example of a sex person.
     
  15. Rosslcopter

    Rosslcopter Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 2, 2012
    No I just searched. It clearly never existed before this post. Ever.
     
  16. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Jabba-wocky

    1) Define honourable
    2) Is it ok to vote for the same person in multiple categories?

    Also, did Zapdos tell you of the waters of her homeworld in order for you to anoint her as your chosen votemaster?
     
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  17. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    May 21, 2002
    Maybe it's off enjoying a minty biscuit? They're quite nice.
     
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  18. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 20, 2003
    Sent my noms in :)
     
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  19. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    Jan 7, 2013
    i would never sell out like that. he just trusts me for no good reason.
     
  20. Rosslcopter

    Rosslcopter Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 2, 2012
    She told me of those waters though. All night long.
     
  21. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    May 4, 2003
    1. The meaning of honor should be self-evident. Though I am unsurprised someone on my enemies list struggles with the concept.

    2. Multiple nominations are not allowed.
     
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  22. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Dec 12, 2006

    In what sense? Cause I put down John III Sobieski.
     
  23. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    I do not understand Wockyisms such as "sex person" and "waters of [someone's] homeworld" or "NIAWYC." I have long since accepted they are on another plane of reality beyond my limited understanding.
     
  24. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    HCTYTT
     
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  25. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Apr 17, 2006