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Oceania The wonderful substance collectively known as Nutella.

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Shadowfire, Sep 12, 2006.

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  1. Shadowfire

    Shadowfire Jedi Master star 4

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    I lieu of the current debate surrounding Nutella, I'll start this thread so that we can debate the individual merits of each brand.

    To my knowledge, we have three brands on the market;

    Nutella - the original
    The no-name knock off brand - for penniless students (also known as the MLE brand)
    Nutina - The new kid on the block and the authors favourite so far.

    All of these brands are made with Skim Milk powder and not full cream milk.
    The horror this has caused some people cannot adequately be expressed with mere words.



    Discuss.
     
  2. snicker_arr_snicker

    snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sep 6, 2006
  3. Tyi-Maet_Nefer

    Tyi-Maet_Nefer Jedi Master star 6

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    Jun 17, 2005
    Give it a go at least.
     
  4. snicker_arr_snicker

    snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Nutella is the yummieist thingy in the whole wide world because it releases the endorphins in your brain and makes you happy, which makes you nicer at your work/school/relationship(s)/the boards/life/non-existant life/your thingy that looks like a life/your thingy that's impersonating a life/your thingy that REALLY REALLY looks like a life/towards random people/towards random people that think you're a really big idiot/towards random people that KNOW you're a really big idiot.

    It also makes the dolphins in your head jump really high.

    [face_blush]

    But you can sum it up using this - [face_drooling_all_over_everything_making_you_want_nutella_even_more_so]



    =P~
     
  5. Shadowfire

    Shadowfire Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 14, 1998
    I don't know about you, but my dolphins are in my tummy.

    boom tish.
     
  6. Viceroy_NuteGunray

    Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 16, 2005
    Why would you get worked up over some generic brand of hazelnut chocolate spread. Although there is not substitute for the genuine article.
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Hmm, so does MDMA...

    :eek:

    Nutella = narcotic!

    Baby Jebus wants it bann3d!

    E_S
     
  8. Shadowfire

    Shadowfire Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 14, 1998
    I heard that a kitten dies everytime you eat a Nutella sandwich.
     
  9. JediMasterKieca

    JediMasterKieca Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 30, 2000
    I'll take it you're eating lots of Nutella sandwiches then?
     
  10. Shadowfire

    Shadowfire Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 14, 1998
    Death to furred devils!

    (Even baby ones)

    Viva la Mouse Revolutionalé!!!
     
  11. Tyi-Maet_Nefer

    Tyi-Maet_Nefer Jedi Master star 6

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    You do realise that you actually have to eat nine sandwiches before you can confirm that one kitten is dead though, don't you?
     
  12. snicker_arr_snicker

    snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sep 6, 2006
    Hey, more of an excuse to eat lots of nutella sandwitches....actually, bypass the bread and just eat the nutella!!! That way it wont be diluted =P~
     
  13. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 23, 2002
    snicker is right, my friends. Ignore the taste sensation that is 'bread' and stick a huge big chunk of nutella on a spoon in that place called your .... wait, i know this one ... mouth, that's it, mouth. Right. Yeah. Anyway, eat the thing by itself, it's soooooooooooooo....













    ... ooooo good!
     
  14. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Kart. Title: TFN Nutella Crack Whore.

    E_S
     
  15. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 23, 2002
    Ender, I would be honored if you could officially change my title to that. Just without the whore bit. Makes me sound female, especially with a red username :p lol
     
  16. snicker_arr_snicker

    snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    :eek: My virgin ears!!!! :eek:
     
  17. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 23, 2002
    quick, cover them with your anti-stupidpeopletalkingaboutstuffthat'sstupid earpieces :p lol
     
  18. snicker_arr_snicker

    snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sep 6, 2006
    :eek: but then it would block you out!
     
  19. Tyi-Maet_Nefer

    Tyi-Maet_Nefer Jedi Master star 6

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    Jun 17, 2005
    Don't worry, you won't miss anything. :p



    I find E_S's post humourous. It's the second time I've heard a title proposed for Kart with the word 'Whore' in it. :p
     
  20. snicker_arr_snicker

    snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sep 6, 2006
    [face_laugh]


    well what was the other one?
     
  21. Katana_Geldar

    Katana_Geldar Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 3, 2003
    My fave way of eating Nutella is in those little packets with the plastic spoon. I remember I used to get them for 50c when I was in Grade 2. Nutella was the 'in' thing to have.
     
  22. snicker_arr_snicker

    snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    :eek: you meanie-poo! I use to be the kid that stared in envy at the nutella kids! :_|
     
  23. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Done, sorta. :D

    E_S
     
  24. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 23, 2002
    Not a chance :p

    And thanks Ender, though I wonder how many o_O I'll get from non-Nutella freaks like us, lol ;)
     
  25. Tyi-Maet_Nefer

    Tyi-Maet_Nefer Jedi Master star 6

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