Oceania The wonderful substance collectively known as Nutella.

I lieu of the current debate surrounding Nutella, I'll start this thread so that we can debate the individual merits of each brand.

To my knowledge, we have three brands on the market;

Nutella - the original
The no-name knock off brand - for penniless students (also known as the MLE brand)
Nutina - The new kid on the block and the authors favourite so far.

All of these brands are made with Skim Milk powder and not full cream milk.
The horror this has caused some people cannot adequately be expressed with mere words.



Discuss.

 

Give it a go at least.

 

Nutella is the yummieist thingy in the whole wide world because it releases the endorphins in your brain and makes you happy, which makes you nicer at your work/school/relationship(s)/the boards/life/non-existant life/your thingy that looks like a life/your thingy that's impersonating a life/your thingy that REALLY REALLY looks like a life/towards random people/towards random people that think you're a really big idiot/towards random people that KNOW you're a really big idiot.

It also makes the dolphins in your head jump really high.



But you can sum it up using this - [face_drooling_all_over_everything_making_you_want_nutella_even_more_so]

 

I don't know about you, but my dolphins are in my tummy.

boom tish.

 

Why would you get worked up over some generic brand of hazelnut chocolate spread. Although there is not substitute for the genuine article.

 

Hmm, so does MDMA...



Nutella = narcotic!

Baby Jebus wants it bann3d!

E_S

 

I heard that a kitten dies everytime you eat a Nutella sandwich.

 

I'll take it you're eating lots of Nutella sandwiches then?

 

Death to furred devils!

(Even baby ones)

Viva la Mouse Revolutionalé!!!

 

You do realise that you actually have to eat nine sandwiches before you can confirm that one kitten is dead though, don't you?

 

Hey, more of an excuse to eat lots of nutella sandwitches....actually, bypass the bread and just eat the nutella!!! That way it wont be diluted

 

snicker is right, my friends. Ignore the taste sensation that is 'bread' and stick a huge big chunk of nutella on a spoon in that place called your .... wait, i know this one ... mouth, that's it, mouth. Right. Yeah. Anyway, eat the thing by itself, it's soooooooooooooo....













... ooooo good!

 

Kart. Title: TFN Nutella Crack Whore.

E_S

 

Ender, I would be honored if you could officially change my title to that. Just without the whore bit. Makes me sound female, especially with a red username lol

 

My virgin ears!!!!

 

quick, cover them with your anti-stupidpeopletalkingaboutstuffthat'sstupid earpieces lol

 

but then it would block you out!

 

Don't worry, you won't miss anything.



I find E_S's post humourous. It's the second time I've heard a title proposed for Kart with the word 'Whore' in it.

 

well what was the other one?

 

My fave way of eating Nutella is in those little packets with the plastic spoon. I remember I used to get them for 50c when I was in Grade 2. Nutella was the 'in' thing to have.

 

you meanie-poo! I use to be the kid that stared in envy at the nutella kids!

 

Done, sorta.

E_S

 

Not a chance

And thanks Ender, though I wonder how many I'll get from non-Nutella freaks like us, lol

 

Brilliant.