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Oceania The wonderful substance collectively known as Nutella.

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Shadowfire, Sep 12, 2006.

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  1. Shadowfire Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 14, 1998
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    I lieu of the current debate surrounding Nutella, I'll start this thread so that we can debate the individual merits of each brand.

    To my knowledge, we have three brands on the market;

    Nutella - the original
    The no-name knock off brand - for penniless students (also known as the MLE brand)
    Nutina - The new kid on the block and the authors favourite so far.

    All of these brands are made with Skim Milk powder and not full cream milk.
    The horror this has caused some people cannot adequately be expressed with mere words.



    Discuss.
  2. snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Knight

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    Sep 6, 2006
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  3. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    Give it a go at least.
  4. snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Knight

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    Sep 6, 2006
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    Nutella is the yummieist thingy in the whole wide world because it releases the endorphins in your brain and makes you happy, which makes you nicer at your work/school/relationship(s)/the boards/life/non-existant life/your thingy that looks like a life/your thingy that's impersonating a life/your thingy that REALLY REALLY looks like a life/towards random people/towards random people that think you're a really big idiot/towards random people that KNOW you're a really big idiot.

    It also makes the dolphins in your head jump really high.

    [face_blush]

    But you can sum it up using this - [face_drooling_all_over_everything_making_you_want_nutella_even_more_so]



    =P~
  5. Shadowfire Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 14, 1998
    star 4
    I don't know about you, but my dolphins are in my tummy.

    boom tish.
  6. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    Why would you get worked up over some generic brand of hazelnut chocolate spread. Although there is not substitute for the genuine article.
  7. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    Hmm, so does MDMA...

    :eek:

    Nutella = narcotic!

    Baby Jebus wants it bann3d!

    E_S
  8. Shadowfire Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 14, 1998
    star 4
    I heard that a kitten dies everytime you eat a Nutella sandwich.
  9. JediMasterKieca Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 30, 2000
    star 4
    I'll take it you're eating lots of Nutella sandwiches then?
  10. Shadowfire Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 14, 1998
    star 4
    Death to furred devils!

    (Even baby ones)

    Viva la Mouse Revolutionalé!!!
  11. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    You do realise that you actually have to eat nine sandwiches before you can confirm that one kitten is dead though, don't you?
  12. snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Knight

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    Sep 6, 2006
    star 1
    Hey, more of an excuse to eat lots of nutella sandwitches....actually, bypass the bread and just eat the nutella!!! That way it wont be diluted =P~
  13. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    snicker is right, my friends. Ignore the taste sensation that is 'bread' and stick a huge big chunk of nutella on a spoon in that place called your .... wait, i know this one ... mouth, that's it, mouth. Right. Yeah. Anyway, eat the thing by itself, it's soooooooooooooo....













    ... ooooo good!
  14. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    Kart. Title: TFN Nutella Crack Whore.

    E_S
  15. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    Ender, I would be honored if you could officially change my title to that. Just without the whore bit. Makes me sound female, especially with a red username :p lol
  16. snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Knight

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    Sep 6, 2006
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  17. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    quick, cover them with your anti-stupidpeopletalkingaboutstuffthat'sstupid earpieces :p lol
  18. snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 6, 2006
    star 1
    :eek: but then it would block you out!
  19. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    Don't worry, you won't miss anything. :p



    I find E_S's post humourous. It's the second time I've heard a title proposed for Kart with the word 'Whore' in it. :p
  20. snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 6, 2006
    star 1
    [face_laugh]


    well what was the other one?
  21. Katana_Geldar Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 3, 2003
    star 8
    My fave way of eating Nutella is in those little packets with the plastic spoon. I remember I used to get them for 50c when I was in Grade 2. Nutella was the 'in' thing to have.
  22. snicker_arr_snicker Jedi Knight

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    Sep 6, 2006
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    :eek: you meanie-poo! I use to be the kid that stared in envy at the nutella kids! :_|
  23. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    Done, sorta. :D

    E_S
  24. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    Not a chance :p

    And thanks Ender, though I wonder how many o_O I'll get from non-Nutella freaks like us, lol ;)
  25. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

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    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
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