The Woody Paige Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Archive: The Arena' started by Armenian_Jedi, Nov 16, 2006.

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  1. Armenian_Jedi Force Ghost

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    I've got a feeling this thread won't last... :p


    [image=http://live.psu.edu/still_life/2005_10_07_coldpizza/images/pizza_3085.jpg]

    His constant pwnage of Jay Mariotti and Skip Bayless over the past few years should have won him a nobel prize at one point or another.
  2. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I'll keep it going by my lonesome, if I have to. Woody is awesome! :)
  3. ObiWan506 Former Head Admin

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    Do you understand what I'm saying Skip?

    No.

    Well that's because you're an idiot.
  4. NorCalBirdz Jedi Master

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    I wish I knew had to get videos off of my TiVO onto my computer so I can upload all of the funniest Woody Paige moments on ATH onto YouTube.

    My personal favorite was when Mariotti and Woody were in the showdown and were discussing who would be the better pro, Leinart or Bush. Mariotti said that both of them were schooled by "Norm Chad". Woody's retort: "Norm Chad? They know how to play poker?!"
  5. ObiWan506 Former Head Admin

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    I noticed that my DVR has a USB port in the front. I've never tried it but I'd imagine that's how some do it.
  6. Armenian_Jedi Force Ghost

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    classic.


    some woody videos found on youtube:

    MARIOTTI IS TEH SUXXORZ

    Woody Paige Cheeto auction on Cold Pizza

    yeah... this one sucks...
  7. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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    LOL!

    His constant pwnage of Jay Mariotti and Skip Bayless over the past few years should have won him a nobel prize at one point or another.

    Yep.

    I don't always agree with Woody, and my dad can't stand him, but I can't stand Mariotti or Bayless, so Woody shines in comparison to them.
  8. NorCalBirdz Jedi Master

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    Actually, scratch my earlier post. The greatest Woody Paige quote of them all was back when Kellerman was hosting the show and they did an Out of Bounds segment on the then upcoming "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". Max described it as a show where "Five gay guys give a straight guy a makeover". Afterwards Woody said, "you're one of the five guys Max!"
  9. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Me & A_J don't agree on much, but we do agree on this: Paige is the man.



    [image=http://sportsdesigner.blogs.com/1/images/woody.jpg]:cool:
  10. Armenian_Jedi Force Ghost

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    we both like porn.


    and women.




    well I'm just guessing on the women part, but I assume I'm right. :p
  11. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    You assume correctly, schmuck. :p
  12. GRAND_MOFF_KEVIN Force Ghost

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    Woody makes around the horn, taking him away would kill the show.
  13. Shackleton Force Ghost

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    Oh most definitely. I always love his little chalk board that he puts behind him every show. I have to say my favorite Woody instance was when he brought a Culligan water tank onto the show and Reali said he'd give Woody 100 points if he finished it off by the show's end, and while it looked like he did, the following show Reali showed video tape of Woody dumping some of the water out in a sink in an effort to get rid of it.
  14. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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    the following show Reali showed video tape of Woody dumping some of the water out in a sink in an effort to get rid of it.

    Yep, that sounds like Woody. I think I might have seen that, I vaguely recall it.
  15. YoungAngus Jedi Youngling

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  16. GRAND_MOFF_KEVIN Force Ghost

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    Classic moment, that was so funny
  17. YoungAngus Jedi Youngling

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    Haha. I didn't see the episode after the water chugging, so I never knew if he got his points. That's funny.
  18. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    This thread needs more Woodrow! :)
  19. Armenian_Jedi Force Ghost

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    Woody's official site


    a couple things stood out the second I looked at his site, a. it hasn't been updated since 6/27/05 and b. that picture of him in the upper left hand corner. :p
  20. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    It appears that Woody is leaving NYC & going back to Colorado.
  21. Armenian_Jedi Force Ghost

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    does this mean no more cold pizza?!?!
  22. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Wasn't any mention of that on ATH.
  23. heels1785 Jedi Draft Commissioner

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    I think he's just leaving, although there may be no 1st and 10.

    Hopefully there will be, and maybe they'll shake off that dog Bayless in the process, two new faces.
  24. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I missed ATH today, did he just announce this?
  25. heels1785 Jedi Draft Commissioner

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    I think he announced it back on November 2nd on Cold Pizza, but I missed it.

    Of course Reali had Woody as the winner today, and he announced it, talking about his promise to his father and sister (one of whom who is in the hospital, I believe, because Woody said it and choked up) to return, and that his love is writing, so he's going back to the Post. Originally, when he left in 2004 to come to NY, it was a one year thing, but I guess Cold Pizza turned into a success, and he stayed a while.

    As long as he stays on ATH, I'm great. Now I can read his column online, as well.
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