Rocky M, NC The World of Wonders That Is Ebay

Ah, Riff's not that old. What are ya now, fifty?^_^

 

/gets out a bat


Ever see "The Untouchables", Shindo???

 

Nah, but I seen "Boyz in da Hood." ~_~

 

Not the same...... pizazz.

 

Pizzaz? Blast, I think I misspelled it. /sigh

 

He's trying to say pizan for those not familiar with Italian. Not sure if thats how you spell it either but you get my drift.

 

Me seen The Untouchables... but they were touched... at least the blood in the bathroom spelled TOUCHABLE... hmmm, a misnomer.

 

No, actually I was trying to say...... pizazz, pizzazz, you know, ryhmes with jazz.... arg...

 

Pizazz was a 70s magazine, advertised in comic books.

 

Oh. Thought you were tryin to do an imitation of my Grandfather.

 

One day i will live in Italy....... ONE day..........

 

No thanks. I like where I am, thank you very much.

 

I love the US, but make no mistake, I would love to see Italy. My great-grandmother was from Italy, and my great-grandfather was from Sicily. No joke, my Grandfather actually had cousins in the Mafia back in the sixties. He grew up in Queens in the same apartment building as Tony Bennett. Says the "s.o.b never could sing!"

 

s.o.b.? slutty old bitty?

 

Listen to Joe, with the potty mouth.

 

I flush after every meal

 

Joe-da, falling down the daaaaaark spiral.... /sigh

 

I think I read somewhere the eventual winning bid was 8400 pounds, though I don't know what that equals in USD. She was actually a lesbian in a relationship, but I guess desperate times call for desperate measures.

Here's an article with a pic. What would you bid?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/3429769.stm

 

MM MM MM. /shakes head
Sorry but she just doesnt do it for me. The whole thing is sad really. Surprised it wasnt thought of here in the States first.

 

Amen, to that, brother! Hey, maybe Mordtat could sell his?





I AM JUST KIDDING, YOU BIG LUG!

 

You would think that blue laws would prohibit such things from happening.

 

Ummm, a one night stand is not worth a grand... even for a virgin...

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

It was funny because the police didn't know if it fell under the realm of prostitution since it was an auction. They were too busy sorting through the "legalese" of the situation and the whole thing came and went (no pun intended) before they took any action.

She is definitely sort of a plain Jane. I found another site that said the total in USD came out to around $22000. I don't know the exchange rate, but if that's what it was, yowzah. Whatever happened to "I need $50 to make you holla?"

 

Why pay for it when you can do it for free? I mean, what's up? Heh, heh, heh. Ebay is the Devil's Auction House.

 

I wonder what shipping was on that... you know with the price of gas these days...

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."