The Worst Thing Your Character Has Ever Done?

...Strangled a little girl...

And in turn that "little girl" killed him and used his hide to make a belt for herself.

That was my character.

 

this thread is pure RPG Gold!

 

Well, considering I am only in the first round of my first P&P RPG, I would have to say shooting my wookie companion in the back

 

I had my character strap another player's character to the hull of my nearly-completed ship once...

-Had him on there right before the Jedi he contacted came and trashed it.

Hmm... also locked a jedi in a box for a looong time. Drop kicked a Jedi Padawan's severed head into to her master - just to irk a reaction. And used to keep the practice of lightly touching my lightsaber to the bottom of my captives' feet, so they wouldn't be able to run well if they happen to escape.

 

Having Quickdraw really helps when you just absolutely have to coup de grace an unconscious Dark Jedi who's pissed you off at point-blank range with a heavy blaster pistol.

And you don't want anyone else (who's standing RIGHT NEXT TO YOU) to interrupt you...

 

I'm mentioning a topic brought up a bit earlier on this one, though...
The only reason I used that probing incident was to try to (somewhat deviously) get that guy to just... not show up the next time we played. -how was I to know he'd just think it was funny... even though kinda graphic? ... eh, I was in a weird 'inflicting' mood that day.
Now it lives in infamy... oh well.

 

The sad thing is, he couldn't take a hint.

 

This wasn't one of my characters, but a guy that I used to play with. His favored weapon was thermal detonators. His claim to fame was tossing a dude down on top of one and riding his corpse to the ceiling. I don't think that would work, but whatever, it just sounds cool.

Of course, there was the game that I was in (not Star Wars, D&D). I was playing a paladin (long story about him) that used 2 great swords. Well, I was fighting a bunch of owl-bears in defense of a young maiden when I fumbled. Both swords flew 60 feet out of my hands and pinned the girl to the ground, through her chest. All I had to say for myself was "Oops."

 

This is a great one that happned last night.

I was continuing a game I started quite a while ago. While one PC was buying weapons, the other was outside hotwireing an air speeder. They got in the speeder and (not following proper sky lanes) went up (Toward the surface of Corscant). A police cruser drop in behind them and ordered them to pull over. The player that was driving quickly tuned to the other player and said "act sick". That caught him so off guard (and while he was taking a drink) that he began spewing Mountian Dew out his nose and all over the floor. That led to a ten minute laughing fit from all three of us and was so convencing that the officer gave them an escort to the nerest medical facillity.

 

we blew up and orphanage once. a sith lord was hiding in there holding the kids hostage, so we just said "f--k this" and nuked the place.....

oh, the sith lived by the way.....children died....... *sob*......

we also threatened repeatedly to feed the ewok scout in our group to a rancor if he didn't shut up. long story short, the rancor ate him.

 

I haven't played for that long (mostly I'm GM), but in this one mission I tripped and fell while my comrades and I were covertly infiltrating an Imperial base. In a good 30 secs. we had like 15 stormtroopers all over us.

 

hmm...I think it would be...trying to bring someone to the lightside again. Cause it got me killed.

*hides*

 

Well the dumbest thing I ever did was throwing a thermal detonator at that Dark Jedi...forgot about that whole Force push thing...yup, that was bad.

Warrior_of_Mandalore Strikes Agian!

 

Hahaha!! I have finally done something cool and semi-evil!

The other day, we were playing and I was piloting our ship in a junk yard, looking for more weapons to cram onto it. Well, we found this old Corellian Corvette that happened to have an A-wing (warmed up and waiting to ambush us) in it's hulled out bridge. Well, while his friend proceeded to attack us, I had him blocked in, so I just wheeled the ship around and gunned the engines. It's suprising how little is left of a corpse that's been cooked by ion wash...

 

Nair Bomb... Room FULL of Wookies... Nuff said.

 

Nair Bomb?! Holy crap, my Wookiee would've been pissed...


Anyway, this one happened Saturday. After attacking an Imperial base for the purpose of extracting a Rebel operative they'd captured, our ship got pretty shot up by the TIEs in the planet's defense net. After delivering our passenger to the Rebels, we were on our way to Cloud City for repairs. Well, we screwed up the Astrogate check, ended up in a funky hyperspace wormhole-thing, everything in the ship shorted out. To drop our ship out of hyperspace, I had to just manually shut down all systems on the ship, while we were traveling at the equivalent of .0001 past light speed (compared with the Falcon's .5 hyperdrive). We ended up almost in the Ssi-Ruuk star cluster. So, we commenced to repairing what we could to limp back to Bespin on our back up hyperdrive (x12). About the time we finished, we looked up to find that we were right beside a huge Imperial repair ship. Well, long story short, they tractored us in, we escaped, got into engineering, locked up everyone that wasn't us, and reprogrammed the ship's repair bay to rebuild our ship. Basically, we got a free ship (courtesy of the Empire). After that, we set their engines to overload, retreated in our ship to a nebula, and sat back to watch the fireworks. Nice way to say thank you for the new ship...

 

It wasn't a Star Wars game, but rather a Marvel Super Heroes campaign we lovingly called 'Evil Marvel'.

We needed to get into a hospital in which an injured NPC was being kept, and we needed to get past security without raising the alarms and end up fighting Sentinels. So, we had several captured SWAT-AM troopers that we had captured, so 3 of the players, myself included, punctured their lungs and inflicted various other forms of trauma on the group then dressed up as paramedics to get inside.

Later in that same campaign, a friend of mine was playing an on-again off-again character who possessed the ability to phase objects he touched. In one instance we had beaten a bar full of rednecks into unconsciousness, so he phased their wrists together and in some cases phased their bodies into walls. He left the bar after spiking some of their heads on to parking meters.

And we were the good guys.

 

Accidently shooting a wookie comerade who was enraged in the lower levels of Coruscant, and then the DM forcing him to attack me

And another character in our RPG got drunk (yes, he rolled to get drunk in a bar), was slapped by another member of the party to lose vitality, and later tried to pistol whip someone, and after rolling a 1 on a D20 4 times, tripped over himself, hitting a wall face first and knocking himself out for one round.

He has the curse of the low roll

 

He has the curse of the low roll

I've known a couple people with that special ability. My friend Win can't seem to roll above a 4 on d20 in AD&D, above 20 or 30 in Marvel (where higher is better), and concistantly rolls in the 80s and 90s in Mekton, (where lower is better).

Basically, if there is a situation that might count on a die roll, we never let him do it.

 

I'd just like to say thanks guys. This thread has lasted longer than some sourcebooks I've had over the years.

 

Shot a 17-year-old Padawan, then went off and made out with her master while the Padawan got shot again by someone else.

 

One of my characters single-handedly and unarmed took out an entire prison. When I say prison, I mean prison with innocent civilians imprisoned by an invading army. His rationalization? "That little brat shouldn't have asked for my food."

 

This thread is awesome.

The character decided that the Empire must be taught a lesson for hunting him (he was a dark jedi btw), so he loaded up on guns, explosives, and assorted goodies. He sneaks into a maternity ward, blasting two on duty nurses before ordering the third at gunpoint to start duct taping babies to his armor. His theory was that the local militia would be loath to kill a baby. Let alone the five or six he had strapped to him. If that wasn't bad enough, the hunter persuing him, Bastard Fett (another PC), had no moral scruples when it came to hunting and eliminating targets. In the end, they destroyed several city blocks, killed countless civilians, and neither was brought to justice.

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[i] [b] we blew up and orphanage once. a sith lord was hiding in there holding the kids hostage, so we just said "f--k this" and nuked the place.....

oh, the sith lived by the way.....children died....... *sob*...... [/b] [/i]

ahahhaha, keep it up guys, this is great

 

Lets see, one character, based on the template from Heroes and Rouges SAGroup Youth, who was force sensitive:
Created Rebel Loaf (meat loaf, made of, well you guessed it)
When a PC failed to complete a mission to destroy a statue of Vader (long story, it was a test) used Control Mind on the crew of a capital ship to crash it into the statue, killing both of the players PC's
Went to steal bacta from a hospital, got about half a tank full, totalled the hospital.
Taught Bolt of Hatred (sith power) to anyone that would hold still long enough.

Then there's the good guy Smuggler wanna be James Bond:
Rescued Wookie slaves who were being cut into meat, inserted slavers into meat packing machine.

And finally my current character, based on Harvey Kietel from Bad Lt. - actually works for Vader, after being canned from the ISB:
Accidentally destroyed Alderaan (what happened in SW was just a cover story by the alliance) as, while Tarkin is giving his speech to Leia, my PC hears on the Death Stars com system that the Aldeaanian All Stars have beaten the Trianni team in Hoverball. In a rage, Kietel hit a control panel (Just watch Bad LT. for this scene) and set off the Death Star.

 

In a rage, Kietel hit a control panel and set off the Death Star.


And we thought soccer riots were bad...