Phx The worst things you can say to your wife...

I just returned from Wal-Mart where my hubby passed a stuffed poodle in the toy isle and started to pet it...when I turned around to see what he was doing, he says...

"Look honey...it looks just like you!!"

While I stood there staring in disbelief that I had just been compared to a dog, he opens his big mouth again and says...

"WHAT?!"

I honestly have no idea what goes through a man's head sometimes!!

It's ok though, now I have something to tease him about for oh a year or so!!

Here's another..."Honey, Star Wars is goofy!"

WHAT?!!!

So take it away ladies...let's see what other insane stuff our hubbies say when they don't think before they open their mouths...

 

He was making a joke. Man sometimes people take things to seriously--lol

Besides it was a soft plush toy. Now if it was Godzilla then I can see your problem.--lol

*Ducks to avaoid flying pan*

 

That's women for ya!

TTN

 

Oh, I wasn't mad...just totally surprised!! Anyway, now he's really kissing up so I'm happy!!

 

What's bad is when you call home and say you want to eat out, you get home and there's a sandwich on the front steps.

¤Night

 

no baby that doesnt make you look fat you would look fat in anything that big.

 

OHHH MAN!! That is a bad one chunk!!


LOL @ Night that's funny!!

 

"I don't understand what the big deal is."

Said by a man after his wife has just slipped into the toilet because of a missing toilet seat.

 

wait a minute there, For woman being the perfect creation she should be fully capable of moving a toilet seat from the up position to the down , I think if you all need us to put it down when we are done, then in turn when you are done you should be able to put it UP .