FF:WA ********The Yoda's Ears Star Wars Pub.********

I hope you bill the owner!

 

Why? I stole all this stuff from him anyway!

 

Labour charges!

I think it took you, hmmm....

Best part of a day to repair it!

 

Of course it did!

And a hard day's work needs a cold earned thirst!

Actually, I think the words are: a hard earned thirst, needs a big cold Vic!

 

You're right!

Any drinks from now on are to be put on the owners tab!

You fix the phone, I clean the bar!

Deserved I feel!

 

Brilliant! I like it!

*Makes Illusions*

Want one?

 

Ooh, yes please!

*Puts Queen on the Jukebox*

Another one bites the dust!

 

*Lines up the shot glasses along the bar and pours Illusions in every one*

Cheers mate. And good choice of music!

 

*Walks down the bar drinking Illusions*

Doo da doo doo doo
Another one bites the dust!

 

*Gets on the bar and starts dancing Coyote Ugle style*

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another gone, and another gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

 

Well they're all gone now!

I think we need some more!

*Collapses*

 

Some more Queen? OK!

*Puts Live at Wembley on the big screen*

God works in mysterious ways....

One Vision, yeah!

Oh, oh! I just saw something new in the Queen Online shop...

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Now, that has to be a given!

 

Given? Are you going to buy me the jacket?

 

Nice try!

*Checks pockets*

If I had the money I would but....

*Opens pocket and a butterfly flies out*

Now THAT is broke!

 

I didn't think so. Don't worry, I'm not disappointed. I will not give into temptation.

Anyhoo, I'm going to Kathmandu and Mountain Designs, two adventure companies, on Sunday to have a look at clothes and travel stuff for my holiday. If I see anything nice, I'll buy that instead.

 

Do they do some cool stuff?

 

Basically, clothes specially designed for hiking and adventure people. Also tents, sleeping bags, bags, etc.

One of the stores has an Easter sale on I like sales....

 

Ooh, a sale!

Now sales are great!

You can pick up some great bargains!

Aliens: Special Edition DVD for £3.99!

Woo hooooo!

 

Unfortuneatley, DVDs are off my list until after the holiday. Anyhoo, any bargains I pick up at either of these places will mean a lighter suitcase, and more goodies to bring home

 

Cool!

You won't need an empty suitcase over here!

Everything is SO expensive!

 

Remember, I'll be in Europe for 25 days (and I must start the Contiki tour with my suitcase less than 20kg), and two and a half weeks in England, followed by a week in Singapore.

Don't worry, we'll find the bargains. And I'll be going to the MacArther Glen Warehouse outlet thingy in York.

 

Now the pound shop!

You can get some bargains there!

 

Really? Cool!

 

Yep, everything in the store is a pound!

I like to aggrevate the assistants by holding up objects and saying, "How much is this?"

"It's a pound!"

*Holds up something else*

"And this?"

"It's a pound as well!"