FF:WA ********The Yoda's Ears Star Wars Pub.********

You're in luck! I think there's an opening for crazed british people at the moment

just one question ... can you play cricket?

 

Nope.
Can't play at all.
Plus I don't like the whole white ensemble!
I am more of a dark colours kind of guy.

 

PERFECT!!

You're in

Just sign here, here, here, here, and here. And don't forget the complimentary mint on the way out

 

Also, there's a 15% TAX on your anual Aussie income to be paid to the Scots and Irishmen of Australia. To you know, make up for all that horrible British occupation and what not.
It's called the Michael Wallace Tax (if anyone dosn't get the name, then ask)

Darth Soup, Kart, is this sufficiant?

 

Sounds fair to me.

Now then, do I need to learn how to surf?
If so I had better learn to swim first!

Just kidding, I can swim.
I mean it kinda resembles a drowning man but I do actually move around!

 

yes, just in a circle formation

don't worry though, there's always a lifeguard around just in case.

or a shark...

 

I am not that scared of sharks.

My main fears are Crocodiles/Aligators, Pirhanas and heights.

Sooooooooo ...
If you stood me in a tank full of Alligators with pirhanas in the mouths on top of the Empire State then I would have to say I would **** myself!

 

That can be arranged

 

Hello all! JJ, the usual please!

You know, if you are being eaten by a shark, if you give it a big kiss on the nose it disarms them. They will spit you out and be on their way and you can wave and say "goodbye mister sharky" or "toothy!"

 

*Slides a bucket of cherryade Sids way*

Well it would seem we are the only two left from the Brit side Sid.

 

*Slugs back cherryade like a desert dwelling fiend*

It would seem so, wouldn't it. Never mind, these guys are cool to hang with, dont'cha think?

 

Yeah I guess.

Nah, they are a good bunch!

 

Darn straight!

I had my own private beer and film festival last night. Didn't go to bed until five and I'm still up by half eleven! What do I have to do to sleep all day!

 

A club hammer over the head may help!

 

Mmmm hammery!

Was a good night though!

*Downs more cherryade in one*

 

Cherryade please bardude - and make it a double. I got another bill today and I just got paid.

 

Hey Nat, long time no see! How are ya?

Hey JJ just reading the paper, Grimsby put Spurs out of the Carling Cup!

 

Sounds like the start of a blues song ...

Ba dan na na naaaaaaaaa ...
bu dun bu dun bu dun
Ba dan na na naaaaaaaaa ...

Woke up this mornin'
'nother bill on my floor
Just got paid from work
I need to earn more

 

Yeah, there goes the 3.9% pay rise I just received.......

Howdy Sid dude!

 

*Sways to JJ's song* Yeah I'm feeling it!

Cherryade's all round JJ.

I hate bills! KILL BILL!

 

I agree! KILL BILL! And Fee from the bank!

New cocktail to whip up JJ dude!

Pimp Cocktail

Ingredients:
2 oz Vodka (Absolut)
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Peach schnapps
5 oz Orange juice (Sunny D)
Mixing instructions:
Just pour them in and stir it up.

 

*Whips up 3 pimps*

Now there is a sentence I never thought I would use!

 

Think I may have to finish the 'Jedi Nat blues' someday soon.
Wanna be my guitarist Sid?
Nat, get on the sax girl!
I'll be vocals!