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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Sep 17, 2005.

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  1. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    You're in luck! I think there's an opening for crazed british people at the moment :p

    just one question ... can you play cricket? ;)
  2. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 1, 2004
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    Nope.
    Can't play at all.
    Plus I don't like the whole white ensemble!
    I am more of a dark colours kind of guy.
  3. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 6
    PERFECT!!

    You're in :p

    Just sign here, here, here, here, and here. And don't forget the complimentary mint on the way out ;)
  4. Shadow_of_Evil Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Nov 18, 2001
    star 6
    Also, there's a 15% TAX on your anual Aussie income to be paid to the Scots and Irishmen of Australia. To you know, make up for all that horrible British occupation and what not.
    It's called the Michael Wallace Tax (if anyone dosn't get the name, then ask)

    Darth Soup, Kart, is this sufficiant?
  5. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 1, 2004
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    Sounds fair to me.

    Now then, do I need to learn how to surf?
    If so I had better learn to swim first!

    Just kidding, I can swim.
    I mean it kinda resembles a drowning man but I do actually move around!
  6. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    yes, just in a circle formation :p

    don't worry though, there's always a lifeguard around just in case.

    or a shark... :p
  7. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 1, 2004
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    I am not that scared of sharks.

    My main fears are Crocodiles/Aligators, Pirhanas and heights.

    Sooooooooo ...
    If you stood me in a tank full of Alligators with pirhanas in the mouths on top of the Empire State then I would have to say I would **** myself!
  8. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2002
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  9. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 1, 2004
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  10. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 5, 2002
    star 6
    Hello all! JJ, the usual please!:cool:

    You know, if you are being eaten by a shark, if you give it a big kiss on the nose it disarms them. They will spit you out and be on their way and you can wave and say "goodbye mister sharky" or "toothy!"
  11. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2004
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    *Slides a bucket of cherryade Sids way*

    Well it would seem we are the only two left from the Brit side Sid.
  12. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 5, 2002
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    *Slugs back cherryade like a desert dwelling fiend*

    It would seem so, wouldn't it. Never mind, these guys are cool to hang with, dont'cha think?;)
  13. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 1, 2004
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    Yeah I guess. ;)

    Nah, they are a good bunch!
  14. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 5, 2002
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    Darn straight!

    I had my own private beer and film festival last night. Didn't go to bed until five and I'm still up by half eleven! What do I have to do to sleep all day!:oops:
  15. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 1, 2004
    star 6
    A club hammer over the head may help!
  16. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 5, 2002
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    Mmmm hammery!

    Was a good night though!

    *Downs more cherryade in one*
  17. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 5
    Cherryade please bardude - and make it a double. I got another bill today and I just got paid. :(
  18. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 5, 2002
    star 6
    Hey Nat, long time no see! How are ya?

    Hey JJ just reading the paper, Grimsby put Spurs out of the Carling Cup![face_laugh]
  19. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2004
    star 6
    Sounds like the start of a blues song ...

    Ba dan na na naaaaaaaaa ...
    bu dun bu dun bu dun
    Ba dan na na naaaaaaaaa ...

    Woke up this mornin'
    'nother bill on my floor
    Just got paid from work
    I need to earn more
  20. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
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    :D Yeah, there goes the 3.9% pay rise I just received.......

    Howdy Sid dude!
  21. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 5, 2002
    star 6
    *Sways to JJ's song* Yeah I'm feeling it!

    Cherryade's all round JJ.

    I hate bills! KILL BILL!
  22. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 5
    I agree! KILL BILL! And Fee from the bank!

    New cocktail to whip up JJ dude!

    Pimp Cocktail

    Ingredients:
    2 oz Vodka (Absolut)
    1 oz Blue Curacao
    1 oz Peach schnapps
    5 oz Orange juice (Sunny D)
    Mixing instructions:
    Just pour them in and stir it up.

  23. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2004
    star 6
    *Whips up 3 pimps*

    Now there is a sentence I never thought I would use!
  24. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 5, 2002
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  25. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 1, 2004
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    Think I may have to finish the 'Jedi Nat blues' someday soon.
    Wanna be my guitarist Sid?
    Nat, get on the sax girl!
    I'll be vocals!

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