The Yoshee's Head Star Wars Theme Pub v4.0

Yes, well the water round here tastes like it just came out of an animal's behind so I wont be drinking that...

 

Cold bottled water is best.

Want a cherryade, I'm having one!

 

Cherryade and OJ...luverly...

 

Ok bardude, cherryade for me and an OJ for LG.

Thanks my man!

 

OJ?
Simpson!

RUN! He has a gun.

Oh no he doesn't.

 

Yeeees....well. Are YOU feeling well, hunny?

 

Hey JJ, let me know when you want your first guitar lesson.

how are ya anyway my friend?

 

*Serves drinks* Lo all, hows all...Ive had a glorious day at 6th form...

 

Hi Nath *waves lamely*

Why is everyone so well, dammit!

 

I am fine thank you Sid.
Just gonna be sad to see the old girl be blown to pieces.

The pub I mean, not Nik.

*Keeps a couple of thermal detonators by for when Nik see's that post and howls for my blood*

So sid, where abouts do you live in this great country of ours?

 

I'm a southener dude, how about you?

Went to fill up the car today. Sheesh, it is pandemonium at Sainsburys!

 

I'm a London'r init?
Been livin' 'ere fer most o' me life man.
Only spent free years in Devon nen moved back 'ere.

 

Sid...may I bring to you attention:
FF-South

 

I was born in Londinium dude, but moved to the 'burbs when I was five.

 

10 posts or so to go



I'm going to miss the countdown as I'm off home now and won't be back on for about 2 hours

 

Couple of years and I think iw ill be part of the Southerners again!

 

Which part of London JJ?

 

OMG!
It is nearly THAT time!!!!



I'm scared!

*Jumps into Serenas manly arms*


WOW! That spinach really worked well!!!!!



EDIT
Heston Sid.

 

*puts arms up in the air, dropping Jim*

So there

 

I know Heston. I was born in East Ham.

Apples and pears, tit for tat, I love London town!

And all that....

 

Ah East Ham.
The better brother of West Ham. *SPIT*

Sorry, natural reaction when I mention West Ham. *SPIT*

 

Goddammit Sid, look at FF-South!

 

Serena, you are so manly.

You may wanna lay off the 'roids you know?
I am sure you shouldn't have an adams apple.

 

Who's your team then JJ? DON'T SAY SPURS, DON'T SAY SPURS!

 

ARSENAL!!!!!!!


SO where is the big *BOOM* then?

EDIT
Well I believe this is the 10,000th post and no bang.
Jairen, I think your timer may be a little on the fritz matey!

*Waits patiently outside the pub for an explosion*