The Yoshee's Head Star Wars Theme Pub v4.0

I'm a Gooner through and through!

 

*watches tumble weed*

 

*Looks at post count*


Hmmmmmmmmmmm ...

It would appear that either ...

A/ the pub is still here.

B/ I am in severe denial and imagining I am still here in the pub, when in fact I am a bloddy mess in a pile of rubble.


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HOW many edits???

 

I think we're still here. Mmmmm cherryade, yes we're still here!

 

I'd go for A, there's still the pub here.


or we're both having some strange delusion

 

Well I am off to make some dinner.
I will be back later, no doubt in the new pub when the explosives finally work in this one.


*Walks off mumbling*
Richie and his cheapo explosives.

 

Yeah, I'm off too, we have a battle to win here! Just don't turn on me like those darn clones!

Laterz!

 

don't want pub to be demolished

 

Ach, the new one'll feel like home in no time!

 

*handcuffs self to the bar*

No! I won't let anyone destroy this place! Who's with me?

 

So thats where my pink fluffy handcuffs went...

 

I know a girl who has an adams apple, and she's proud of it. Not that I'm suggesting you have one Serena (don't kill me), it was just the thought that came into my head

 

*swallows key*

Well pink fluffy handcuffs works better than rope. (Which is all I have )

 

Thats quite scary...is it ever Biologically possible?

Anyway...proof I am not a man:

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Wouldn't it be fun if the police used them instead. You'd get a bunch of hardened criminals with pink fluffy handcuffs. hehe

 

Pink fluffy handcuffs do indeed have many uses

 

"And so, we come at last, to the final curtain"

 

Bet you could give us a list. I really like the way you've got your hair in that picture, my hair's not quite long enough to get back in that style effectively.

 

Thanks I think my hair was only a few inches over shoulder length when that was taken...

 

I love tied back hair. A real turn-on...

 

In America they opened a new maximum security prison and they put all the prisnors in nothing but pink boxing shorts and handcuffed all the prisoners in a line in pink handcuffs. They did this so all the prisnors would be too embarresed to escape and for all the public to laugh at all the hard criminals in their pink boxers. Then they got one of the prisoners to cut the pink rope with giant scissors.

And Serena that doesn't prove anything, we need to see something else to prove your not a man.

 

I wish they do that here, it'd be great.

 

No we are too soft here, if they did that here you would have all the stupid people complaining about human rights and so on.

 

They haven't really earned their human rights have they. murdering, stealing, raping etc.



I'm going to Cornwall on Friday. What will I do without you lot for 4 days?

 

There you go, this is the closest your getting to...that;

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Happy now!