The Yuuzhan Vong are Food!!

"Tell me... This Yuuzhan Vong dish, is it suitable for vegetarians?"

I'm guessing that it isn't since Vong probably eat their food raw!

P.S. I'm not vegetarian!

 

MMM...Vong...

 

*kills all of the infidels that think the Yuuzhan Vong are food, and eats their steaming carcasses*


"Infidels. It's what for dinner."





Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

but its breakfast time

 

this is all heresy!! the ones who will be food will be the infidels who started this thread!!!

 

Ah, I'll lives.


MMmm...fried shames ones!

Ooh...shaper pie!

 

Jello: *breaks down and starts crying*

You don't even know, mmkay? Living your whole life knowing that your race is based upon some words that appeared on a restaurant menu when some crackheaded EU people who were smokin' the wacky tobaccy decided to fling you into an infidel and abomination-infest galaxy.

*sighs*

We used to be a piece loving species, focused on creating educational children's programs such as "Yun-Yuuzhan's Clubhouse" and "Yun-Yammka's Sleepover Party" and the business of importing hand-knit socks, and then BOOM!, all of the sudden the satanic Shapiro from the depths of "hell" decides to fling us into "STAR WARS", and we go from a precedent-Barney stage to "Conquest! War! Death! BLAGH!"


I really hate it sometimes...


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

*goes looking for that restaurant in NY*

 

*waits for the NJO line where Saba Sebatyne storms itno a roomful of Vong with lightsaber and meat fork bellowing, "Let's eat!"*

 

"Meats back on the menu!"

 

*SPOOF ON THREE AMIGOS*

"Hey rusty, how do like your Grutchin?"

"Medium rare"

"you want the wings?"

 

Waiter; ive got an vong in my soup.....

 

No, no, no, it's:

Waiter, there's some vondunn crab arour in my soup.

Waiter, my soup is moving. I think it's trying to kill me.

Waiter, my soup just stuck a coufee in me.

 

I think this is cool, now we can have a somewhat belivable end to the series; The Jedi trick all the vongies to a volcaninc planet and have a barbeque

 

is not amused....

 

ROFLMAO!

The Imperial Lounge serves Vong Legs. What do the other social bars serve? Bantha poo!

 

is not amused....

 

This has got to be one of the most hilarious things I have ever heard!

I think I'll order the Yuuzhan Vong Warrior legs for take-out tomorrow, with a side order of vonduun crab rangoon.

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!

I wonder what restaurant it is...I was fortunate enough to have visited NY once. I saw all the obvious things--the Empire State Building, the Statue of Liberty, the two gigantic holes where the Twin Towers used to be--but I never found a restaurant with "Yuuzhan Vong" on the menu.

Most major publishing companies are based in NY, including Del Rey.

I hope no one's thinking what I'm thinking right now about NY and DR. Because if you are, you're a sick bastard with no conscience and should not be allowed to breed.

NJO Food Slogans:

Infidels: They're What's for Dinner (nice one, btw, felt I had to use it)

Grutchin: The Other White Meat

Blue Voxyn Ice Cream: Eat all we can and use the rest to shape terrible weapons of destruction that will rox0rz your n00b ass.

Never underestimate the power of Characterization Cheese *coughJagFelcough*

Screw milk. Got Tatooine hard liquor?

Little Tahiri's Kisses. Big Boner Instantly.

New Republic Navy: Better Ingredients, Higher Quantity of Ass Kickage

 

Sorry to spoil the fun, but it wasn't actually 'Yuuzhan Vong' on the menu. The resturant's name is 'Vong' and the DelRey guys found something on the menu called 'Yuuhan'. They played around with the name and got 'Yuuzhan'

 

Don't listen to him! He works for Del Rey!!



Well, I wonder where Lucas picked up the name Jedi. Anyone know?

 

Soylent Green is people!!!!!1!!1!1!!





My preciousss...