The Yuuzhan Vong invasion of Earth has begun!!! (proof inside)

Michael Jackson's "nose" falls off

Punk rockers and rappers opt for more tatoos and piercings than reasonably healthy. What is it with singers and tongue peircings?

Cotton is in, polyester is out.

Animal rights, people!

One word: Glofish.

 

****child...

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What, Mort? Even humorless old shapers need to laugh once in a while!

And if gloflish aren't the product of Yuuzhan Vong biotech, I don't know what is.

 

Sounds reasonable.

And Michael Jackson has reminded me of a Yuuzhan Vong before.

 

His face is mutilated enough. Just add some funky tatoo's to him and BANG!

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And the guys from Good Charlotte. Flatten their noses and BAM!!!!!!!!

 

What about the guys from KISS?

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I would not have believed this to be true. Until purple ketchup.

Vongchild, run to the Great River, for the Peace Brigade will surely be after you for exposing the truth!

 

lol

Evil.

 

This.... is... really.... weird.

Looks like the end of Bill Gates's technological empire is finally in site...

 

heh, that would be funny...

 

As the orginal Supreme Overlord of the Yuuzhan Vong Capitol, I hereby decree that Earth is now Yuuzhan'tar.

 

Liar.

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Yay! We must celebrate this joyus occasion with the consumption of small, furry animals and the sacrifice of small, obnoxious children!

You think purple ketchup is weird??? Ever seen the green stuff??? How about pink glue??? I swear that stuff has the smell and consistency of blorash jelly.

 

I'll get the weapons. You get the vehicles! WE must kill all Scarfaces! We can start with Avril Lavigne, and Evanescense, with their music they have to be evil! Everybody gather together your technology!

 

*pokes Dev* what asylum did you escape from?

 

He escaped from a sane asylum - a place you'll never end up in.

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Can we start with by killing A Perfect Circle? Look what they did to Imagine!! they must love mutalation.

 

All Canadians Must Die, they are peace Brigade!

Evil.

 

Vongy, your cell's right next to mine.

I think all vegeterians, and the ones that don't use technology should be shot... repeatedly. But not killed

 

All Canadians Must Die, they are peace Brigade!

no you see where Peace Keepers, big differance but I can see how you'd mix em up. They both have Peace in the name and so on.

 

The Canadians will go with the Scarheads! At least the Peace Brigade didn't have the weaponry of the Canadians!

 

Weaponry? I hardly think the starting line up of the toronto maple leafs counts a weaponry. I mean come on, I know Domi's tough but he's still only like 5'11, on skates.

 

You're absolutely right!! It all makes sense now!





Great thread!



NOTE: I like cotton!

 

I mean those M16s they stole from the border guards. And then there are those F16s they illegally bought. And I think they have a couple British/French made planes too. It doesn't really matter though. The USAF'll just bomb 'em on the ground