theforce.net Squadron- JOIN!!!

Forgive me, if anyone finds this offensive. It's just meant as humor.

10. It's Working!! It's Working!!

9. I will not condone an action that will lead us to war.

8. Help me take, this mask off...

7. I'm the only human that can do it.

6. 20,000. That's even greater than Master Yoda's.

5. When last we met, I was but a learner, but I am the Master now!

4. Sister? So you have a twin sister...

3. You assume too much!

2. You Jedi are reckless!

1. Yipeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

 

Funny!

 

Come ooooon Ani!

 

Hmmm.... let me think about what I can add to this....

-"These are the droids you're looking for."
-"Don't get cocky kid!" (For Hacienda)
-"Sorry about the mess..." (Yes, that was terrible, hehehe)

 

I have wasted bandwidth. I cry you mercy.

[This message has been edited by Sith Acolyte (edited 09-01-1999).]

 

Not bad, Shimmergloom.

A few addenda from me:

-I'm gonna be the first one to see 'em all!

-It's very cold....

-Well, I don't approve.

-Amidala: Either way presents grave danger. For all of us
Anakin: We are brave, your highness.

-Well, you were right about one thing. The negotiations were short.

Why do I predict this thread going downhill very fast?

 

I almost forgot this one!

-"Now this is podracing, oh wait..."

 

I don't understand the sudden fascination with SW sexual innuendo threads. But that's just me.

 

LOL, Sith Acolyte! I wish I had thought of the, "I'm gonna be the first one to see them all!" line.

 

-When you got in here, didn't you figure a way to get out?

-(pointing down) He's the brains, sweetheart.

-Here me baby, hold together.

-It's not my fault.

-You can't go in there, it's restricted.

 

Because sexual innuendo is funny! Blatant sexual remarks are crude and lack any kind of humerous quality whatsoever, but when it is only implied it remains up to the interpretor to find the sexual connection. Does that make any sense? Anyone can say something sexual, but to take something innocent and make it sexual simply be rearrangeing where it is spoken required 3 dimensional thinking that everyone does not possess, therefore sexual innuendo is funny!

 

"You must do what you feel is right, of course."

"It's all just a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."

"You mean it controls your actions?"
"Partially."

"Size matters not."
"Yeah, right."

 

Can't believe no one said these.

"I have felt him."

"Strange that I have not."

 

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI>And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
<LI>Look at the size of that thing.
<LI>Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
<LI>Rise my friend.
<LI>I don't care what you smell, get in there.
</UL>

 

I bow before you, Crystena. That was too perfect.

"Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them."

 

No one has said my favorite:

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

 

No one said my favorie either:
Luke, at that speed do you think you will be able to pull out in time?
I think that one sums it all up.

 

Why would Anakin or Amidala say, "Luke at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" Luke isn't even alive yet.

 

Yes, but you see Shimmergloom Amidala also possess the force. When she says, "Luke, at that speed do you think you will be able to pull out in time?", it is the future she sees. She is envisioning her unborn son in place of his father. Henceforth, she is foreshadowing the events to come with Anakin's fall to the darkside and her decent to putting on the armor and becoming Boba Fett. Can't you see? It is very simple.

[This message has been edited by Intrigue007 (edited 09-01-1999).]

 

It's hardly a sudden fascination.

"Back door huh? Good idea."
"Rise my friend."

 

HA!!

"Stay on target. Stay on target!"

"I'm sorry."
"Yeah, I'm sorry, too."

"That thing's operational!!!"

"We need R2."

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"If you think that was loud, you should have heard us in the hall. She expressed her true feelings for me."

"Hey your worship, I was only trying to help!"

"What?!" (insert what you will on that one.)

"Feel. Don't think. Use your instincts."

 

I have a feeling this thread will be closed soon.

 

It's funny, but this is JC, it's supposed to be G-Rated.

And it's funny as hell. But.

 

All the more reason to have fun while ya can!

"Not bad for a little fuzzball."

"Impressive. Most impressive."