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ROFLMAO!!
Modal, you're the man, no matter what they say!

I'll say Luke owes you one...

Before I forget--"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

[This message has been edited by Shannara Solo (edited 09-01-1999).]

 

"Hurry. The fleet will be assembled by now."

"Get to the top!"
"I'm trying!"

(okay, even I can't condone that one)

"I don't care what you smell!"

(gosh, this thread brings out the worst in people redface.gif )

 

"That thing is operational!"

"And now, your highness, we'll discuss the location of your hidden..."

"Now lets blow this thing.."

 

"You may fire when ready"

"I feel the force"

 

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

Get on top of it.

 

"at last I will feveal ourselves to the Jedi, at last I will have revenge."
(yeah, I changed the we into I)

And the classic:
"The force is strong with this one."

 

"at last I will reveal ourselves to the Jedi, at last I will have revenge."
(yeah, I changed the we into I)

And the classic:
"The force is strong with this one."

 

"I'm going to miss working on you."

"I'm sorry I wasn't able to finish you"

 

This is getting pretty nasty.....

"That's impossible - even for a computer."

(Wookie-love, ModalNodesFreak? )

 

-- "All too easy".
-- "The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi YET!"

-- "Don't act so surprised your highness..."
-- "Help me Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope".

-- "I have a bad feeling about this".
-- "I'm not afraid"........"you will be".
-- "You'll find I'm full of surprises!"
-- "Noooooooooo".
-- "Your over-confidence is your weakness".
-- "I promise to return and finish what I have begun, you have my word".

 

"Slimy? Mudhole? How dare you Annie!"

"The target area is only 2 cms wide"

Anakin(looking down):"It's no good to me dead!"
Amidala(nasty look): "It won't be permanently damaged"


[This message has been edited by Max Rebo The Ortolan (edited 09-02-1999).]

 

The "emperor" is your master now. He will show you the true nature of the "force"

 

I shocked and surprised that this thread isn't closed, but I laughed my &*%^#$^%# off

G.

 

I'm sure some of these lines have been used already, but I couldn't resist...

'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'Sorry about the mess...'

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'She's fast enough for you, old man.'

'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?'

'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

'Hurry up, golden-rod..'

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

'Possible, he came through the south entrance.'

'But now we must eat, Come...good food, come...'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.'

'Control, control, you must learn control!'

'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

'Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.'

'You're a jittery little thing aren't you?'

'In time you will call me master.'

'A little higher, just a little higher.'

'I never knew I had it in me.'

'Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy...'

'Hey, point that thing someplace else!'

'What could possibly have come over Master Luke?'

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

Man, this thread is gonna get banned, I know it...

 

Banned? it's just lines you might hear after Anakin and Amidala are married.

Although it would be better to stick with innuendo in your lines and avoid direct sexual references.

"The boy is good, no doubts there."

 

I'm still laughing my ^%@&*^%$ off.

 

A classic:

What is thy bidding, my master?

 

"In you must go."

 

"There's the blockade"

 

"Do or do not. There is no try!"

 

This is got to be the funniest thread I have read so far. Here are some more quotes:

?Judge me by my size do you?? and were you should not!?

?I feel Qui-Gon?s defiance in you!?

?Your weapons? you will not need them.?

?If this body if not capable of action??

Ok, so some of these are not so good. Sorry.

 

I use it for smuggling, I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in it.

 

Let the wookie win!

 

Hell, no! It's not tasteful!

"You'll be malfunctioning within a day..."

"Something just moved past my leg."

 

"And you said it was pretty here."

"Oh, switch off!"