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This thread rocks! here's my $0.02

"I am Queen Amidala... this is my decoy..."
;p

 

"I am Queen Amidala... this is my decoy..."
;p

 

?What? No light speed??

?What options have we??

?Obi-Wan has taught you well??

?Oh!, ickey-ickey goo!?

"with time, you will learn to appreciate me" (Jabba to Leia)

 

...sorry about all the dupes... I'm still learning my way around.

 

"I want something a little more, reeealll."

"I'll make sure mom doesn't sell you or anything."

"I don't have time to argue. But this is not a good idea. Stay close to me."

"Mind tricks don'ta work on me, only money!"

"It'd be a pity if you had to pay for me."

"Annie...It's awful. I die every time Watto makes you do it."

 

"Are you brain-dead?"

"Too accurate for Sand People...."

"Hey down there! Can you give us a hand with this?

 

"He's a credit to your race"

"I saw your laser-sword"

 

A classic that hasn't been said yet-
"I have a very bad feeling about this"
also:
"He's my brother"
"I'm in it for the reward"
"And I thought they stink... on the outside"
HA!!!!! couldn't resist
"too old to train he is"


that wampa one even made me laugh and I thought of it

GMJ

 

Why is this all the way on the last page?!?!?!?!?!?

Oh, 'cause it's hard to come up with new ones.

Hmm, let me see.....

"I recognized your foul stench..."

No, I think that one was used.

Well, maybe...

"Enough of this!"

 

this was a very funny thread...up and away

 

*Amidala is annoyed, Anakin looks down, surprised*
Anakin: It's not my fault!!

*later*
Anakin: Now THIS is podracing!!

Amidala: Only Jedi carry THAT type of weapon...

 

A visiting Obi-Wan to Anakin

"Your all clear kid now lets blow this thing and go home."

 

"I saw your lasersword."

 

*walking toward the bedroom*
Anakin: ...more than you can imagine!
Amidala: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit!

 

I CANNOT believe I'm the first one to think of this one:

"Master, you can't die!"
"Strong am I with the force, but not that strong!"

P.S. not bad for a first post, eh?

 

I sense a loss of focus.

Pounded unto death dis one.

If your hand gets caught in the beam, it will go numb for hours.

It's what I've always dreamed about!

Cut off the head, and the serpent dies.

Tis okeday, hey?



[This message has been edited by Soggy-Ben Doggy (edited 12-14-1999).]

 

I can't beleive no-one posted these:

"This will be a day long remembered: it has seen the end of Kenobi."

"I call for a vote of NO CONFIDENCE!"

I'll post a few more later perhaps, but I just had to post that one.

[This message has been edited by Grendel 666 (edited 12-14-1999).]

 

"Never tell me the odds!"

 

Can't think of any Ani/Ami ones but here are a couple of Luke/Mara ones;


"It's the micrel unit from an artificial hand!"

"But it was so artistically done..."

"I MUST KILL LUKE SKYWALKER!!!"

"Carrie!"

 

Stay on target....stay on target.

 

YEAH! This is getting boring! Let´s add some Luke and Mara lines (that´s a Skywalker wedding too, isn´t it?):

Luke: I won´t fail you!
Mara: Will you get off of me, or are you just trying to get comfortable?
Luke: I'm not afraid!
Mara: I´d rather kiss a wookie!
Luke: So be it, Jedi!!

 

YEAH! This is getting boring! Let´s add some Luke and Mara lines (that´s a Skywalker wedding too, isn´t it?):

Luke: I won´t fail you!
Mara: Will you get off of me, or are you just trying to get comfortable?
Luke: I'm not afraid!
Mara: I´d rather kiss a wookie!
Luke: So be it, Jedi!!

 

First I must say that I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

Don't get excited.
Being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.

Yaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooooooooo.

We're goin' in, we're goin' in full throttle.

Hang on back there.

Quicker, easier, more seductive.

How you get so big ......?

You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake. Well this is gonna be it sweetheart.

Who's scruffy looking?

Hello, what have we here?

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

You, like your father, are now MINE.

 

"He is as clumsy as he is stupid."

"Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool that follows him?"

"Much like your father's weapon"

"You, like your father, are now mine."

"Impressive...most impressive..."

"Put him in" (Jabba to the skiff gurads)

"No disintegrations"

"Enough fire power to destroy a planet"

"I can't lift it, it's too big"

"That is why you fail"

"Plug the professor into the computer!"

Not as cool os some of the others, but c'mon, we're dealing with only three movies...I guess these are more of the 'double meaning' type

 

"icky, icky goo"

"oh, Maxi-big the force"

"I slammed the bosses heydibber"

"steady, steady"

jar jar has a potty mouth