theforce.net Squadron- JOIN!!!

Well...

"Soon will I rest. Yes, forever sleep. Earned
it, I have."

"I can't do it, Artoo. I can't go on alone."

"But I had to help my friends."

"Exciting" is hardly the word I would use."

"I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come." - Now this is getting bad...

"I promise I won't hurt you. Now come here."
followed by "All right. You want something to eat?"

"Han, can you reach my lightsaber?"

"And hurry up, will ya? I haven't got all day."

"Droid of some kind. I didn't hit it that hard. It must have had a self-destruct."

"Stand by, ion control... Fire!"

 

What about

"I'd rather kiss wookie"

"I don't know where you get your illusion laser brain"

"Look at the size of that thing"

"Don't try to be a hero" - Evazan to Luke

"Boring Conversation Anyway"

 

Amidala "Let's do it Ani!"

Anakin "But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"

 

Hey! That's Luke's line!!!

 

I'm surprise no one thought of this: Is that a lightsaber in your robe, or are you just happy to see me?

 

"Are you sure this things safe"

"Don't get technical with me."

"This little one isn't worth the effort. Come let me buy you
something..."

"Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you something extra. Ten thousand in advance."

"Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion."

 

"Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're My Only Hope!"

"Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

 

These are pretty good.

"Did it go in?"

"Negetive. Didn't go in. Just peckin' on the surface."


"...He will show you the true nature of the force."

 

The Force runs strong in my pants.

it's note a direct quote but you can get some really funny quote by changing a few words.

 

The Force runs strong in my pants.

it's note a direct quote but you can get some really funny quote by changing a few words.

 

ROTFLMAO! I love this thread! I'm laughing so hard I need some Kleenex....

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>?Point it at the deck!"
"But it's SUPPOSED to be freezing!"
"Much anger in him... like his father..."
"I can feel it..."
"If this body is not capable of action..."
"Be just like Beggar's Canyon back home..."
"Oh! Little Skywalker is stalled!"
Ani: "I feel like..." Ami: "Feel like what?" Ani: "like we're being watched..."
"Captain Panaka will create a diversion..."
"He is not ready." "I AM ready!"
"You could have broken this!"</UL>

 

I can't believe no one's said...

"Sorry Sweetheart, I haven't got time for anything else!"

This thread's way too funny.

 

Here I go again.

"Cut the chatter...."

"I recognized your foul stench when I was
brought on board."

"You're required to maneuver straight down
this trench, and skim the surface to this
point."

"This is no cave."

"Your overconfidence is your weakness."

"You've failed your highness...."

"No!!!"

"Everything's overheated."

"You're lucky you don't taste very good."

"Plug him in."

 

"Back door! Good idea!"

"You don`t understand the power of the dark side"

"I cant. Its too big"

"No no no! this one goes there, that one goes there!"

"We`re going in, full throttle"

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside"

"For the Jedi it is time to eat as well, hmm?"

"The weapon of a Jedi knight"

"Impressive.... most impressive"

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"You should have heard her in the south passage"

"You`re lucky you dont taste too good"

"Stand by for manual release"

"A little higher! Just a little higher!"

 

This thread is soooo demented.... I think these are mostly new ones...

"You overdid it."
"This is a strange place to me."
"You are unwise to lower your defenses..."
"I'm not getting in there with you."
"Fifty thousand. No less."
"Our instructions our to give it only to Jabba himself."
"I've found it, repeat, I've found it!"
"It's so good to see you fully functional again."
"You don't have to do this to impress me."
"You must trust my judgement, Your Highness."
"Please, Your Majesty, stay here where it's safe!"
"Here, you'll like these pallies...."
"My bones are aching, Ani..."
Voice-over: "They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes."
"Leia!"
"And you said it was pretty here..."
"I promise I won't hurt you, now come here!"
"It's a good bet the Empire knows we're here..."
"Looking? Found someone you have I would say, hmm?"
"General Veers, prepare your men."

 

"CHEWEY"

 

oh...oh...yes. That's very good. I like that.
Something's not quite right because now I can't see.
oh...oh...that's much better!
wait...wait...OH MY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I'm BACKWARDS!
You fleeping furball! Only an overgrown mophead like you would be stupid enough(disconnect)...

 

"D'oh!"

double post.

[This message has been edited by Alderaan21 (edited 12-26-1999).]

 

Up, up you!


"You're a jittery little thing."

"That's no moon... it's a space station! Whooooo!" (Okay, so that was the one from Twister, but it still referenced a SW quote...)

"Keep your eyes open, huh?"

"Once you've gotten past the shield, proceed directly to the rendezvous point."

"Sit down sweetheart, we're taking off!"

"Han.... Leia!"

 

I know some of you already know how this goes, but for those who don't...

This is sorta like the X-wing series, except anything can happen. A squadron is made up of 12 fighters (I'm lead, of course!! ). You can be any number from 2-12 as long as it isn't already taken. Or, if you want, you could be the evil villain we have to defeat. Either way, it's a lot of fun, so join and do something crazy!!

 

Jedi Master Gimpy looked around with dismay. How could she defeat the evil Imperial Tribble Lord without squadronmembers to help her?

Determined to get some members, she used her Xerox Copier 2000XS to make some really cool color copies about theforce.net squadron and posted them all over Coruscant, hoping someone would notice and decide to join her in her quest against the evil Empire.

 

Flight Officer Bullwinkle, theforce.net Five, reportin' for duty!

 

Sounds twisted to me...LOL...

I don't exactly wanna be a pilot, nor a villain...is it possible to be something else? If not, I'd love to read what y'all post anyway...

Trika Kenobi

 

*Peers at a colorful poster on the wall*

Sign me up!

Beware, evil Tribble Lord! Lieutenant RogueLead11 - theforce.net... er, eleven! - is on the loose!

 

Hehehe.Pathetic fools.I'm gonna destroy all of them the inside out!

*dresses up has a Rebel pilot,and volunteers as Red 2.*