1. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    This is srs thread.

    I did that flow-walking stuff once and bought Jesus a beer.

    Source: Aing-Tii 22:11
  2. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    It's time for the charade to end. For months now, I have been persisting in the foolishness of Christianity while all those around me strove with all their might to open my eyes. After long and careful consideration, I have changed my mind. Yes, it's true. People yelling at other people on an internet forum nominally dedicated to Star Wars has once again proved to be the most effective method of persuasion.

    I am now an atheist. There is no God. Thank you to all those whose well reasoned posts have opened my eyes.

    I have also come to a difficult decision. I am going to have to stop reading the homosexuality thread, lest I also decide to be gay.

    Oh, yes, I'm still virulently anti-gay. Turns out I was just bigoted to begin with and my Christianity had nothing to do with it. Even if there's not a God, there are still some places you just shouldn't stick your man parts.

    Ladies, of course, may continue to rub their lady parts on other ladies' lady parts. That's just hot.
    Last edited by Rogue1-and-a-half, Apr 1, 2014
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  3. Anakin Solo Revanchist Force Ghost

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    I'm definitely sorry to hear that you've abandoned God, @Rogue1-and-a-half, and I will definitely pray that you won't suffer the same consequences as I did when I made that same decision.
  4. harpua Chosen One

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  5. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    No post liking in the Senate. Thanks.
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  6. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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  8. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    rogue 1 and a half you are a gentleman and a scholar i am glad you are finally seeing the error in your ways and repenting. it truly is a great day for the kingdom.

    i also pray that you don't suffer the consequences of your decision.
  9. harpua Chosen One

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    I like this.
  10. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    That's appropriate and dignified, although perhaps too short.
  11. Anakin Solo Revanchist Force Ghost

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    I declare my interest in this position.
  12. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    I am forced to admit, upon reflection, that I hold a strong regard, some might even say an affection, an affinity, yes, for this post. Might one say that I like this post? One certainly could. The point is arguable, as all points are.
  13. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    True, but in a world where objective knowledge can only be constructed within an accepted paradigm, one could probably contend that you liked, nay, enjoyed the post at precisely the time you posted your comment.
  14. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Probably the same when I stopped enjoying Star Wars as much. Or when I stopped believing in Santa, since your God is not real AnaheimSoHoAntichrist.
  15. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    I worship Jor El because he sent his only son to save us.
  16. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    I worship Zoroastria, because his name is so much cooler than God. I mean, he has 5 syllables! That makes him, like, 5 times better than God.
  17. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I worship Dionysus. I'm worshipping him as I type this post.

    Jesus worshipped him too.
  18. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Jesus was actually gay. I mean come on, he spent too much time with just dudes.
  19. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Twelve of them at once.

    Go Jesus.
  20. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Precisely. How else to explain "the disciple whom Jesus loved"? Didn't he love all of them?
  21. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Came back from the dead, hung out with dudes.

    And leading up to his death? The [homoerotic] Passion of the Christ.

    Passion... for penis.
  22. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    god i wish we could like posts dammit
  23. AplagueOnTheWise Jedi Master

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    As a devote atheist, this thread is great! Good thing Christians, Muslims, and Jews all believe in one more "god" than me.
  24. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    And he has an unhealthy obsession with making sure everyone is circumcised.
  25. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    ...and not just the men- but the women, and the children too!
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