There is no question I cannot answer!

Try it!

(May take a while to get a reply, I am on holiday!)

 

how many fingers am I holding up?

 

That depends on how many fingers AND thumbs you are hiding.

 

here's me thinking you were omniscient, or something



(Thumbs ,in my eyes, do not count as fingers and I'm using two hands..... so whats your guess? "Gowan, farder")

 

3

 

damn

 

Next ...

 

You have 4 metres of fencing to create a sheep pen in a field. You need to get the biggest surface area out of it so that the sheep don't get crowded. How will you do it?

And yes, this is a trick question.

 

Oo! Oo! Oo! Can I try!

You put it in the corner of the field?

No?

Or you buy more fencing?

Or you just let the sheep run around in the field?

Or...or...or...I dunno.

 

Make a circle with a 4m circumference

This gives an area of 1.273 m2 as opposed the "obvious" answer of a square which gives 1 m2

 

Or that...

 

What graphics card is in the pc that i'm using

 

What was the Weather like in Leeds on the 19th March 1834?

 

halibut, you did better than Serena, but that's not right either.

What you do is use the four metres of fencing to encompass yourself and then declare that you are outside of the pen. Therefore, the pen is the size of the field minus one mtre squared.

Didn't I say it was a trick question?

 

Hey Jimbo...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something?

 

^^I hate Star Wars nerds


You are a true Simpsons fan, sir.

 

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends

And if money is the root of all evil how come the church alwayys wants it

and why do farts in the shower smell so much worse

 

What was the best thing before Sliced Bread?

What did people go back to before the drawing board was invented?

Why does someone ALWAYS answer the phone when you dial a wrong number?

Who pops up the next Kleenex?

 

These are the important questions you should all be pondering...

 

Three guys go for a meal and when they have finished the waiter brings the bill. The total was £30, so each pays a £10 note. The waiter returns a few minutes later with 5 £1 coins, and tells them he over-charged them. The men decide to take a pound each and give two to the waiter.

first decide how much they EACH paid in total (£10 but got one back)

Then times by three

Then add the tip.


Then work it out





My dentist told me this and it was annoying me the whole time I was there, but I worked it out eventually.

 

What is the meaning of life?

 

People aren't wearing enough hats

 

People wear enough hats, it's just the lack of tie-dye clothing thats the problem.