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There is no question I cannot answer!

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Sep 2, 2005.

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  1. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    As Bill Hicks said, They're still on the way to the sun while saying "Come on guys it'll be worth it I promise" [face_laugh]
     
  2. Gothicjedi666

    Gothicjedi666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    oh the snow plow thing i actully know this

    They send a snow plow driven by a guy weho works nights to get the rest of the snow ploy drivers and takes abck to base so they can drive the snow plows
     
  3. Black_Scout

    Black_Scout Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i don't think you've answered my question yet
     
  4. Gothicjedi666

    Gothicjedi666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    what was ur question
     
  5. Black_Scout

    Black_Scout Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Three guys go for a meal and when they have finished the waiter brings the bill. The total was £30, so each pays a £10 note. The waiter returns a few minutes later with 5 £1 coins, and tells them he over-charged them. The men decide to take a pound each and give two to the waiter.

    first decide how much they EACH paid in total (£10 but got one back)

    Then times by three

    Then add the tip.


    Then work it out
    My dentist told me this and it was annoying me the whole time I was there, but I worked it out eventually.



    Ok I've just discovered Jimbo has answered it but I must have missed it before. He's got a different answer to me though
     
  6. Gothicjedi666

    Gothicjedi666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    oh okmthats good cuase i had no idea
     
  7. Black_Scout

    Black_Scout Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I worked out it was all about the way the money had been divided instead.
     
  8. Gothicjedi666

    Gothicjedi666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    at least no one asked the meaning of life
     
  9. khabarakh23

    khabarakh23 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Richie did in about the 20th post
     
  10. Darth_Daver

    Darth_Daver Jedi Knight star 5

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    Who put the bam in the bamalamadingdong?
     
  11. Black_Scout

    Black_Scout Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Can you think of a question with more than one word that has no vowels in it?
     
  12. Gothicjedi666

    Gothicjedi666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    not in english
     
  13. Darth_Daver

    Darth_Daver Jedi Knight star 5

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  14. Lord-Wiz

    Lord-Wiz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [obligatory] do or do not, there is no try [/obligatory]

    :p
     
  15. Gothicjedi666

    Gothicjedi666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    what he said
     
  16. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Them man who put the bam in the Bamalamadingdong was a little known early 20th century french pharmasist.
    He was working on a new form of explosive one day called 'Ala madingdong' when the concoction blew up in his face.
    In a panic he tried to explain to his superiors what had happened but was all flustered and ran around screaming that Ala madingdong had gone bam.
    The sentence blurred together and there is your answer!
    It was the French who put the bam in the Bam-Ala-Madingdong.
     
  17. jedi_master_booth

    jedi_master_booth Jedi Youngling star 3

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    after what has happend in the u.s.a. do you think that dim witted red neck goerge bush will get back in again - personly i think not
     
  18. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    He cant anyway
    Presidents cant serve more then 2 terms in office

    Unlike here where a PM can serve indefiantely if they are re-elected
     
  19. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    But even if he could run again, yes he would get back in.
    He is inexplicably popular! 8-}
     
  20. jedi_master_booth

    jedi_master_booth Jedi Youngling star 3

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    who were the 2 u.s presadents to win more then two terms in office -

    i know of 2 do you
     
  21. Baza

    Baza Jedi Padawan star 4

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    In Futurama Nixon became the president again when he was a head in the jar.

    That's all I know of US history :p
     
  22. jedi_master_booth

    jedi_master_booth Jedi Youngling star 3

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    thers no jar big enough for bushes head - but yes got all the dvd's for futureramma - great fun aint they
     
  23. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    The Roosevelts.
    Theodore and Franklin!
     
  24. jedi_master_booth

    jedi_master_booth Jedi Youngling star 3

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    mastermind - or clever sod whitch are you -

    how many terms did they serve then
     
  25. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Theo - I think 2 and a bit. (he served out someone elses remainder.)

    Frankie - I think was 3.
     
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