There is urine on my bed.

I can't believe you sank that low.

 

Well, if you didn't hog the god**** bathroom every walking hour of the day......

 

It's my bathroom.

 

See? There you go again, getting all ****ing possessive over everything.

 

Get your own bathroom, and your own man. Also, leave my bed alone.

 

I have plans for all three, thank you very much.

 

Plans that will never become anything more.

 

As I feared.
It is obviously too late...

**takes cover**


-JR

 

~Throws curling iron at Jay-Jay~

 

Don't get involved. This is between me and Juli.

 

**dodges curling iron and shouts from behind (relative) safety of sofa**

COULDN'T YOU BOTH JUST SHARE HIM????


-JR

 

SHARE!?

*throws some of Juli's nail polish at JR*

 

Hey! That was my signature colour!

 

Opps! I think some black would go much better with your heart. Perhaps you should try it out.

 

No way, we already have a house emo, I refuse to be the understudy.

 

Why not? I'm sure you've slit your wrists with the best of them.

 

Hey those were cat scratches, from Kitten's stupid calico.

 

**attempts to wipe Rouge Noir from white V-neck**

Okay, Cathy.
Now I'm mad...


-JR

 

JR, do yourself a favor and leave before you get hurt.

 

What is that smell?

*ducks*

Wow! What the heck is going on here??

 

What!!??? You want some too???

 

I think he does. You have something to say Brian?

 

Umm...no...

*backs out of the room*

I think I'll just go grab some coffee...

 

Uh-oh, daddy's home.

 

Who's yo daddy!?