There is yet hope....

Oooooookay.
I'm a bona fide Star Wars fan, I think, I know me stuff, and I know my Monty Python. Hell, i've been known to go off on one and do my version of the spanish inquisition skit. But under no circumstances is this stuff a chat up technique. If I wanna do that I just say...
'Got any Irish in you? Want some?'

 

And does that ever work Jim? I would've thought in Belfast that line wouldn't work. Seeing as they already have Irish in them.

 

lol- I havent heard that for a while.

Jim you havent phones me for a while, you feeling ok

 

Sorta haven't bothered accrediting my phone, i'll give ye a call soon paul, play catch up. And of course it works Chet, i'm smooth, suave, sexah and pissed as a fart most of the time tho the worst chat up |I ever used was...
Me:'You going out with anyone?'
Her:'no'
Me:'You are now'

and it worked!!!

 

LOL. class.

 

Its the ole oirish charm.

 

to be honest though, my parents dont really approve of this site.

LMAO

Why ever not?

 

how could they disaprove of a star wars site?...what, oh yeah chet & Andy, fair enough i suppose.

 

''With patient guidance, he'll be keen to discover the secrets of the hooded enigma with sensitivity and persistence''

ahahahaa LMAO!

Classy clitty descriptions

 

And then theres my rampant advocation of alcohol abuse.