Beyond - Legends There Once Was a Wookiee Named Bob - Wes, Myri - (GWG Challenge Entry)

Title: There Once Was a Wookiee Named Bob
Author(s): Arin_Atona
Timeframe: *headscratch*
Characters: Wes, Myri
Genre: Humor, Bad poetry
Keywords: Wes, Myri, Humor
Summary: General Silliness

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"There was once a Wookiee named Bob
whose mother thought him a slob.
'You wonder at fate why you can't find a mate,
When you should be finding a job!'"

"Uncle Wes..."

"'I tried pruning worshyrs,' he'd roar,
'but it became such a bore.
I worked all day for such little pay,
and they laughed when I asked for more.'"

"Uncle Wes!"

"Yes, Myri?"

"A Wookiee named Bob?"

"You have a better name?"

"Lumpyrump."

"Lumpyrump? What rhymes with Lumpyrump?"

"Does he meet the Fairy-Jedi?"

"What Fairy-Jedi?"

"The Fairy-Jedi! She turns him into an Ewok for pulling too many pranks. Dad tells me that story."

"Uh..."

"I get to be the Fairy-Jedi princess! You're Lumyrump."

"Now wait just a..."

"There once was a Wessie named Lumpyrump..."

"Wookiee. Lumpyr-Bob. Bob's a Wookiee."

"Lumpyrump had a lumpy rump..."

"Oh, great."

"Wessie has a lumpy-rump!"

"Your mother really shouldn't hear you singing that."

"Wessie has a lumpy-rump!"

"Force take me."

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LOL! Okay, here you can post those and it was so funny...

 

Funny, and cute, Arin Though something about "Wessie has a lumyrump" bothers me

 

LOL! Great Arin!!

 

Well, in his later years, he might have a lumpy rump!

 

Ishtar: Never, his rump will always be perfect


That was hilarious, great job Arin


Sam

 

Now that was creative! Finally, a reward for getting up early!

 

Absolutely hilarious! And for having all that handy info in the post. Makes indexing much easier!

 

Absolutely brilliant, Arin!

"Wessie has a lumpy-rump!"

Sweet Force, I'll be laughing over that line alone for the rest of the day!

 

Too cute! That brightened my day!

 

Ishy: Okay, here you can post those and it was so funny...

It was too silly to not get its own thread.

YodaKenobi: Funny, and cute, Arin

Thanks!

Luney: LOL! Great Arin!!

Thanks, Luneywan!

Anastasia_Fel: That was hilarious, great job Arin

Happy to have made you laugh!

BrokenNose: Now that was creative! Finally, a reward for getting up early!

Or staying up late...

VL64: Absolutely hilarious!

Good! Thanks for dropping in

Scoundrel: Nice to see you around!

: Sweet Force, I'll be laughing over that line alone for the rest of the day!

Oh, good!

Jedi_Jaina_Durron: Too cute! That brightened my day!

I'm glad! Thanks for reading.

 

Cool! Thanks for participating, Arin!!

 

XD XD XD! I love it!

 

LOL, Arin!

So this is where the Wookiee named Bob is...

 

Exactly.

 

SkalenFehl: Thanks for participating, Arin!!

No problem!

Ackyuna: I love it!

I'm glad my silliness could entertain

Idrelle_Miocovani: So this is where the Wookiee named Bob is...

See what happens when you ask for Wookiee names? You inspire plot bunnies.

 

See what happens when you ask for Wookiee names? You inspire plot bunnies.

Of course she does. She's the Padawan of Miss "Give Daddy A Hug" and murderkali.

 

O no...

*dies laughing*

 

That was hilarious!