They're Not Dead!!

Whoever thinks Chewie and Anakin are dead are just st00pid. They can't be, because they are my favorite characters!!

Just because a moon fell on Chewie, that doesn't mean anything! He was picked up by a Vong ship in the .2365 seconds between the Falcon leaving and the moon hitting. And he's gonna come back in Destiny's Way[/i] as a genetically modified Jedi killer, and Han has to talk sense into him.

And Anakin definatly is not dead. Just because everyone sensed him die, and then they had a funeral for him and burned his body, that doesn't mean he can't come back! In the few minutes that the Vong had his body, they cloned him. And he's gonna come back in Traitor as a bad guy, but then the real Anakin's spirit will come back, and they'll have a titanic battle inside his body for control, and the real Anakin will in. Then he'll save the day in the last book by joining forces with his new wife Tahiri and kill all the Vong by looking at them!!

So there!!

 

umm...could you please come up with a good explanation for Randa the Hutt not being dead too...I loved that big selfish slug.

 

None of the above are dead, they are merely in a permanent state of unalive-ness.

 

Of course Randa's not dead. You can't kill a freaking Hutt!! They're invincible. That's why Jabba is still alive too! They're forming an underground resistance on Nal Hutta together.

 

Because of the new New Republicans with Disabilities Act, even those who have disabilities such as extremely low (no) blood pressure and brain wave functionality must be allowed to take part in the invasion.

Starships and other places of employment must be refitted to accomodate such people. Bathrooms and repulsorlifts must be refitted to allow coffins to fit inside.

Those people with the disability of no blood pressure or brainwave functions will be given back a tax credit if they undergo cremation and allow themselves to be contained in a small urn - it helps keep retrofit costs down.

A point of contention with the Act is that the Jedi are exempt from the credit, because burning is already their common practice of dealing with such disabled persons.

 

Kinda sounds like a Canadian law .....

wk

 

LMAO! Yeah, now we can play hockey with dead ppl!

 

Evidently if you're Atlanta, you already do.

 

What the hell are u st00pid ppl talking about? Don't ne of u no ne thing about Star Wars?

Canada? Hockey? Atlanta?

You're all morons!

Chewie isn't dead, Anakin isn't dead, Luke brought balance to the Force, and Boba Fett DID NOT die on Serpidal!!

 

AA? Dan? Bib?

 

What the hell does that mean?

Some guy in AA named Dan needs a bib? What?

 

Wooohooo!

::Sits down next to Gandolf & genghis with a big bucket of popcorn::

"Want some? This is going to be great!"

 

Kier,

Mind if I join? I brought chocolate.

**Sits down to watch**

 

Nah, I doubt AA would show himself in here

 

//sits down and watches everyone play poke the newbie

 

If Anakin and Chewbacca are still alive and have just become Vong slaves, the NJO would have reached new levels of cheesiness.

 

*grabs popcorn*

*sips large coke*

*grabs hockey stick*

*enjoys the show*

 

If Anakin and Chewbacca are still alive and have just become Vong slaves, the NJO would have reached new levels of cheesiness.

and we would have to start calling it star trek

 

haha

 

"and we would have to start calling it star trek"

No, Star Trek: Voyager

 

ROTFLOL!!!

*continues to snicker quietly, regains composure* Well, EU_FanBoy, that's a very...interesting opinion. However, your arguement could use a little...hmm, tact? It's not nice to call people stupid . <whistles innocently>

BTW, ReaperFett, who's AA? Just curious.

 

I don?t think it is AA (everyone's favorite gamer AlienAcid)

It must be a lit regular

 

AlienAcid, from Games

 

i wish i didn't have to to class

this was going to be fun