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They're Not Dead!!

Discussion in 'Literature' started by EU_FanBoy, Feb 5, 2002.

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  1. EU_FanBoy

    EU_FanBoy Jedi Youngling

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    Why aren't you people listening?

    Why are you all making fun of me?

    You're not real Star Wars fans, you're just mean.
     
  2. Amidala Starkiller

    Amidala Starkiller Jedi Master star 6

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    so since we don't agree with you we're not star wars fans?

    Chewie and Anakin are dead and they're not coming back.
     
  3. Genghis12

    Genghis12 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Chewie and Anakin are currently busy partying with N'Synch.
     
  4. Amidala Starkiller

    Amidala Starkiller Jedi Master star 6

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  5. wampa

    wampa Jedi Master star 4

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    EU_Fanboy, no offense, but when I first saw this thread I thought it was a joke. I respect your opinion, but it is my belief that character deaths make EU superior to other expanded universes. I mean, I was upset too when the Wampa from ESB bit the bullet in Darksaber, but I knew deep down that any resurrection would only lessen his death and cheapen the GFFA. I'd rather not have EU turn into some place where nobody dies. There'd be the same villians over and over, and I wouldn't ever fear for the lives of the heroes (or villians for that matter). The fact is, character deaths challenge authors to make new and exciting plotlines.
     
  6. NikeSkylark

    NikeSkylark Jedi Padawan star 4

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    STOP ABUSING CHEWIE AND ANAKIN'S DEATH!!! they are dead... leave it alone... stop abusing it

    ~NiKe SKyLaRK~
     
  7. skawookiee

    skawookiee Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I still think this thread is a joke. So EU_Fanboy, whose sock are you?
     
  8. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Chosen One star 5

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    Yes, and Yoda didn't die, he got beemed out by the Enterprise, so did Obi-Wan, and Anakin Skywalker.

    Qui-Gon didn't die, he, um, just became heavily roasted.

    oh, wait, they DID die, wow, what a concept, peeple dieing and staying dead.

    See where i'm going with this Fanboy? They *are* dead, sorry to crush you.

    Oh, and the Wampa's dead too!
     
  9. skawookiee

    skawookiee Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Tarkin didn't die either. He survived the exploding Death Star by hopping on a Mouse Droid and flying it back to the Unknown Reigons where he trained Grand Admiral Thrawn, who is not dead because the bodyguard only stabbed a decoy. Thrawn then went back to the Unknown Reigons with Tarkin where they play chess and will never die. Ever.
     
  10. Kimball_Kinnison

    Kimball_Kinnison Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Chocolate anyone? I have some left over...

    Kimball Kinnison
     
  11. Kier_Nimmion

    Kier_Nimmion Jedi Knight star 5

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    ::Glass tinkles with ice::

    Scotch, anyone? Mmmm, Glenmorrangie- 12 years old...

    ::Sits back down::


    On with the show.

    Chewie and Anakin are currently busy partying with N'Synch.

    Ugh, there's an image I didn't need, unless Chewie's pulling their larynxes (sp) out.


     
  12. Knight1192

    Knight1192 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Eleminating N'Sync. I'm sure you meant that instead of partying with them.
     
  13. Kimball_Kinnison

    Kimball_Kinnison Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'll take a root beer, Kier, if you have one.

    Cheers, everyone!!!!
     
  14. Senator_Elegos_A-Kla

    Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Does that mean Elegos is not dead????

    WOOHOO!!!!!

    Does a happy dance
     
  15. NikeSkylark

    NikeSkylark Jedi Padawan star 4

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    well... if you want to be REALLY technical: no, they didn't die. they were never alive to begin with. they are fictional characters

    ~NiKe SKyLaRK~
     
  16. LanceJade

    LanceJade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ::sits down, and opens a Goose Island Hex Nut Brown Ale::

    Can some one pass the beer nuts?
     
  17. Lord_Riven

    Lord_Riven Jedi Master star 4

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    Wow!!!! I've been away for a few days and boy have I missed a lot

    (By the way, does anyone have any gummi snakes and more creaming soda???)
     
  18. skawookiee

    skawookiee Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Of course Elegos didn't die, silly. They cloned him, killed the clone, and sent his bones. Right now he's sitting tight on the Vong worldship, and hitting it off nicely with Veregre.
     
  19. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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  20. Gandalf the Grey

    Gandalf the Grey Jedi Knight star 6

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    Well, unless he has suddenly learned how to spell, we know it?s not chissdude10.
     
  21. Lady_Jedi_Carenix

    Lady_Jedi_Carenix Jedi Padawan star 4

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    comes in with gummi snakes
    Here ya go, Lord_Riven :).

    Soooo, will Randa the Hutt be making his debut as a part of the new N'Synch along with Anakin and Chewie? :D
     
  22. LanceJade

    LanceJade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thats how I understand it at least. Wow... imagine the music they will make.... (ewwwwww!)
     
  23. Kimball_Kinnison

    Kimball_Kinnison Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Lady_Jedi_Carenix,

    Could you pass the pretzels? Thanks!

    Will Borsk be singing backup for them?
     
  24. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    *Grabs some popcorn*
     
  25. Kier_Nimmion

    Kier_Nimmion Jedi Knight star 5

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    Gummi snakes? I love gummi snakes! Oh, yeah, popcorn, penuts, sourdoiugh pretzels, we got it all.

    Hitachi 65" big screen, Carver THX surround sound, Infiniti IRS speakers...


     
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