Thing most likely to happen at the BBQ this year

There should really have been an

o ALL OF THE ABOVE

option...

 

I voted Mayhem as he already has predefined tactics ready to put into action.

Alpha came a close second, but I think he's gonna walk round with a dictaphone recording, rewinding and erasing everything he says instead.

 

Now that makes me really wish I was going!

 

nae luck then...

...maybe next year

 

Oi! Though with 2 votes so far, should I be insulted or flattered?

Anyhow, you missed out the "Andy loses mobile phone down toilet" option!

 

I will be editing.

My diary.

 

LOL...darn...you only get 10 options or I would have put that in.

I coulda put Anakin will run like a duck; and, Andy will run like a girl.

 

votes for :: Scottish pitch invasion

 

lol

I voted for myself though I shall try not to take my top off this time, no promises though

 

And Mayhem still seems to be winning.

//waves ruler menacingly at whomever voted for her

 

Run like a girl?

The pink shirt is already packed

 

I'd vote for all of the above, but the safe bet appears to be on Mayhem.

 

i meant to vote for Beth but i think i accidently voted for you Cass

 

Well there won't be any available women, so there's no danger from me

 

Mayhem - do you know something I don't?!

If you do - tell me his name and where I'm going to meet him!

*stomps off muttering about chopped liver*

 

Will you be eating his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti Becks?

 

No available women? How so? And surely even unavailable women will succumb to words spoken softly in a bid to interrogate their minds before their bodies? You're undoubtedly in for a busy night...

Drink Lucozade

 

hmmm //wonders if we could get Mayhem on Sams grande BBQ// if we took the legs off theres a definate possibility.

 

Gah... I was only kidding. I guess no one saw that! Or the rampant decision to pile votes for me...

//thinks he'll sit in a corner instead...

 

//hugging Mayhem

Aw come on...you know we're only kidding

 

I ain't voted yet.




Carry on.

 

i wasn't a bit of sams"special sauce" I think you'd make a great rack of long pig .

 

You guys!

 

And the winner is....

//drum roll

MAYHEM!!!!



Well done Mat...come up and receive your prize of a chest wig and medallion.