Thing most likely to happen at the BBQ this year

I'm rather dismayed to see that none of you had faith that I would be able to prove my combustability for the second year in succession

 

I'm more dismayed at the fact that I came second to Mayhem.

No one seems to believe that I'll be staying away from the Jabba Juice mostly...well...

 

That sounds truly.... truly disgusting! lol!

Jabba Juice..... *shudders*

 

Did they used to belong to Chet, Cass?

Anyhow, I guess I will just have to disappoint everyone over the weekend...!

 

LOL

We will be watching your every move young man!

LOL

 

Young man she says... when I'll be one of the older people there!

 

I'm so pissed off I missed Sam catching fire. I was to busy dropping my phone down the loo

 

I missed it too. I wish I'd have seen it

 

Sam, burn scars are not sexy.

Bullet wounds = sexy
Shark bites = sexy
Skid marks from motorcycle accident = sexy

Burn scars from BBQ mishap = not sexy

 

Yes, but would they be sexy if he told some unsuspecting young lady that he got the burns rescuing a kitten from a burning house/tree/etc?

 

Skid marks from motorcycle accident

I have to disagree. Skid marks from any kind of accident suggest poor personal hygeine.

 

lol

very true Beth

 

arrgh, beat me to the punchline Rach. LOL. skidmarks.

 

Not those kind of skid marks! The kind of scars that suggests hours of painful poking to remove gravel imbedded in the skin.

 

How about a scar on your arm from when you had a biking accident and your arm got shredded to the bone? Or a scar on your chest from when you were cutting down a dead tree and the falling branch cut your chest like a hot knife through butter.
My ex found them both unsexy btw.

 

We were out one evening, when a friend of a friend (a humourless off duty wpc) remarked about the size of some skidmarks she'd had to measure.

We were in fits. There's something about the word skidmark that makes your chin tremble.

 

Which is why she should be your ex.

And anyway, it's not the scar that's sexy it's the story.

See, motorcycle accident screams stud.

Getting bitten by a shark hollars jock.

Getting burned at a BBQ giggles geek.

And I mean that in the sweetest way, Sam.

 

I don't mind scars. I have one on my ankle.

 

she's not my ex cause of that. But thats a different story.

 

OMG - this is getting like the scene from Jaws.

// crushes a plastic cup

Well I have one on my hip. From racing into the kerb in an effort to beat everyone else on the cul-de-sac to Richard's drive.

 

Chet, you're not gonna get defensive and angry, are you? Cause we're having such a good Monday here!

I've got four on my knees from trying to roller skate down a gravel country road.

 

Surely motorcycle accident "screams" bad driver?

 

And there's a bunch on my elbow, from where gravel was removed a long time ago...

 

LOL. no I'm not at all angry. Just saying that's not why she's my ex. We are still friends. It's not something I pine about.

 

COme to think of it, getting bitten by a shark "hollars" Smells Of Fish.