Thing most likely to happen at the BBQ this year

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Apr 26, 2002.

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Thing most likely to happen at the BBQ this year

Poll closed Mar 24, 2012.
Sam will set his arm on fire 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Beth will get stoned and start squealing on the mound 1 vote(s) 5.3%
CaSS will try and beat her current record of going from sober to pissed in half an hour 2 vote(s) 10.5%
Alpha will go around editing everything he says 1 vote(s) 5.3%
Mayhem will try and get to know the ladies before trying to shag them 12 vote(s) 63.2%
Andy will wear THAT pink shirt 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Andy will dye his hair 0 vote(s) 0.0%
LV will take her top off 1 vote(s) 5.3%
We will all play Nekkid Lightsabres in the park at night 2 vote(s) 10.5%
No one will turn up 0 vote(s) 0.0%
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  1. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    I'm rather dismayed to see that none of you had faith that I would be able to prove my combustability for the second year in succession
  2. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    I'm more dismayed at the fact that I came second to Mayhem.

    No one seems to believe that I'll be staying away from the Jabba Juice mostly...well... ;)
  3. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    That sounds truly.... truly disgusting! lol!

    Jabba Juice..... *shudders*
  4. MayhemUK Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 20, 2001
    star 4
    Did they used to belong to Chet, Cass?

    Anyhow, I guess I will just have to disappoint everyone over the weekend...!
  5. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    LOL

    We will be watching your every move young man!

    LOL
  6. MayhemUK Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 20, 2001
    star 4
    Young man she says... when I'll be one of the older people there!
  7. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    I'm so pissed off I missed Sam catching fire. I was to busy dropping my phone down the loo
  8. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    I missed it too. I wish I'd have seen it :(
  9. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    Sam, burn scars are not sexy.

    Bullet wounds = sexy
    Shark bites = sexy
    Skid marks from motorcycle accident = sexy

    Burn scars from BBQ mishap = not sexy
  10. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    Yes, but would they be sexy if he told some unsuspecting young lady that he got the burns rescuing a kitten from a burning house/tree/etc?
  11. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 25, 2001
    star 5
    Skid marks from motorcycle accident

    I have to disagree. Skid marks from any kind of accident suggest poor personal hygeine.
  12. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 2, 2001
    star 6
  13. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
    star 6
    arrgh, beat me to the punchline Rach. LOL. skidmarks.
  14. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    Not those kind of skid marks! The kind of scars that suggests hours of painful poking to remove gravel imbedded in the skin. ;)
  15. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
    star 6
    How about a scar on your arm from when you had a biking accident and your arm got shredded to the bone? Or a scar on your chest from when you were cutting down a dead tree and the falling branch cut your chest like a hot knife through butter.
    My ex found them both unsexy btw.
  16. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 25, 2001
    star 5
    We were out one evening, when a friend of a friend (a humourless off duty wpc) remarked about the size of some skidmarks she'd had to measure.

    We were in fits. There's something about the word skidmark that makes your chin tremble.
  17. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    Which is why she should be your ex. :)

    And anyway, it's not the scar that's sexy it's the story.

    See, motorcycle accident screams stud.

    Getting bitten by a shark hollars jock.

    Getting burned at a BBQ giggles geek. ;)

    And I mean that in the sweetest way, Sam. :)
  18. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    I don't mind scars. I have one on my ankle.
  19. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
    star 6
    she's not my ex cause of that. But thats a different story.
  20. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 25, 2001
    star 5
    OMG - this is getting like the scene from Jaws.

    // crushes a plastic cup

    Well I have one on my hip. From racing into the kerb in an effort to beat everyone else on the cul-de-sac to Richard's drive.
  21. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    Chet, you're not gonna get defensive and angry, are you? Cause we're having such a good Monday here! :)

    I've got four on my knees from trying to roller skate down a gravel country road.
  22. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 30, 2001
    star 4
    Surely motorcycle accident "screams" bad driver?
  23. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Mar 20, 2001
    star 4
    And there's a bunch on my elbow, from where gravel was removed a long time ago...
  24. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
    star 6
    LOL. no I'm not at all angry. Just saying that's not why she's my ex. We are still friends. It's not something I pine about.
  25. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 30, 2001
    star 4
    COme to think of it, getting bitten by a shark "hollars" Smells Of Fish.
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