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Thing most likely to happen at the BBQ this year

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Apr 26, 2002.

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Thing most likely to happen at the BBQ this year

Poll closed Mar 24, 2012.
  1. Sam will set his arm on fire

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  2. Beth will get stoned and start squealing on the mound

    5.3%
  3. CaSS will try and beat her current record of going from sober to pissed in half an hour

    10.5%
  4. Alpha will go around editing everything he says

    5.3%
  5. Mayhem will try and get to know the ladies before trying to shag them

    63.2%
  6. Andy will wear THAT pink shirt

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  7. Andy will dye his hair

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  8. LV will take her top off

    5.3%
  9. We will all play Nekkid Lightsabres in the park at night

    10.5%
  10. No one will turn up

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  1. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I'm rather dismayed to see that none of you had faith that I would be able to prove my combustability for the second year in succession
     
  2. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm more dismayed at the fact that I came second to Mayhem.

    No one seems to believe that I'll be staying away from the Jabba Juice mostly...well... ;)
     
  3. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    That sounds truly.... truly disgusting! lol!

    Jabba Juice..... *shudders*
     
  4. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 20, 2001
    Did they used to belong to Chet, Cass?

    Anyhow, I guess I will just have to disappoint everyone over the weekend...!
     
  5. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    LOL

    We will be watching your every move young man!

    LOL
     
  6. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Young man she says... when I'll be one of the older people there!
     
  7. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 25, 2000
    I'm so pissed off I missed Sam catching fire. I was to busy dropping my phone down the loo
     
  8. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Oct 26, 2000
    I missed it too. I wish I'd have seen it :(
     
  9. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Feb 22, 1999
    Sam, burn scars are not sexy.

    Bullet wounds = sexy
    Shark bites = sexy
    Skid marks from motorcycle accident = sexy

    Burn scars from BBQ mishap = not sexy
     
  10. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yes, but would they be sexy if he told some unsuspecting young lady that he got the burns rescuing a kitten from a burning house/tree/etc?
     
  11. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Skid marks from motorcycle accident

    I have to disagree. Skid marks from any kind of accident suggest poor personal hygeine.
     
  12. LadyVader81

    LadyVader81 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Jan 2, 2001
    lol

    very true Beth
     
  13. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    arrgh, beat me to the punchline Rach. LOL. skidmarks.
     
  14. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Feb 22, 1999
    Not those kind of skid marks! The kind of scars that suggests hours of painful poking to remove gravel imbedded in the skin. ;)
     
  15. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    How about a scar on your arm from when you had a biking accident and your arm got shredded to the bone? Or a scar on your chest from when you were cutting down a dead tree and the falling branch cut your chest like a hot knife through butter.
    My ex found them both unsexy btw.
     
  16. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    We were out one evening, when a friend of a friend (a humourless off duty wpc) remarked about the size of some skidmarks she'd had to measure.

    We were in fits. There's something about the word skidmark that makes your chin tremble.
     
  17. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Which is why she should be your ex. :)

    And anyway, it's not the scar that's sexy it's the story.

    See, motorcycle accident screams stud.

    Getting bitten by a shark hollars jock.

    Getting burned at a BBQ giggles geek. ;)

    And I mean that in the sweetest way, Sam. :)
     
  18. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    I don't mind scars. I have one on my ankle.
     
  19. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    she's not my ex cause of that. But thats a different story.
     
  20. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    OMG - this is getting like the scene from Jaws.

    // crushes a plastic cup

    Well I have one on my hip. From racing into the kerb in an effort to beat everyone else on the cul-de-sac to Richard's drive.
     
  21. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Chet, you're not gonna get defensive and angry, are you? Cause we're having such a good Monday here! :)

    I've got four on my knees from trying to roller skate down a gravel country road.
     
  22. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Aug 30, 2001
    Surely motorcycle accident "screams" bad driver?
     
  23. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 20, 2001
    And there's a bunch on my elbow, from where gravel was removed a long time ago...
     
  24. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    LOL. no I'm not at all angry. Just saying that's not why she's my ex. We are still friends. It's not something I pine about.
     
  25. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    COme to think of it, getting bitten by a shark "hollars" Smells Of Fish.
     
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