Games Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)

The purpose of this thread is to share humorous out-of-character lines like these. Mods: if this belongs elsewhere, feel free to move it where it belongs.


Nom Anor: I just can't resist a cool tech toy.

Wedge: TIEs are better than X-wings.

Tsavong Lah: No way I'm gonna get a tattoo, they hurt!

Thrawn: Art is so boring. *yawn*


Let's see what you can come up with.

 

Palpatine: "Can't we all just get along?"

 

Jag: "You've crossed the line, Jaina. I won't take your behaviour any more."

 

LOL.

Vergere: Don't worry, be happy

 

Leia: "I need a vacation. I don't care about the state of the galaxy right now."

 

*chuckles* I remember this one from sw.com.

Thrawn: I love you Pellaeon *huggle* I love you too, Vermel *huggle*. I love you all!!!!!

 

Mara: Hey, I never really liked working for the Emperor, anyway. The work was way too messy, and he didn't pay well, either.

 

Luke: Aw I hate this Jedi stuff. Let's go get drunk

 

Wedge:

I hate flying - it makes me scared...


Han: I really like you, Threepio!!

 

Kyp: Luke, Jacen, I've been thinking, and I've decided that you two were really right all along.

Jaina: I'm tired of flying. Can't we do something fun like getting all dressed up and going to a ball?

Luke: Mara, you're 45 and you still have the same red-gold hair. Are you sure you haven't just been dying it all along?

 

Mara: I forgive you.

 

Mara: You know. I'm kind of getting sick of calling you "Farmboy."

Wes: Ewoks are really annoying.

 

Wes: This is so childish!! Grow up already!!

 

Thrawn: They're not Rebels, They're the New Republic.

 

Palpatine: I think I'll just retire and live for the rest of my life in a quiet town on Naboo.

 

Jaina: I'm sorry for everything I've done

 

Anakin: I'm alive!

 

Vader: Perhaps we could just solve our differences with the Rebels diplomatically. Make love, not war!!

 

Booster: Corran is smart, level-headed, and perfect for my daughter.

Corran: It's too dangerous. I won't do it.

 

Jacen: Cummon Jaina! Mom and uncle Luke did it!


-The Scummy-

 

This one is pretty bad, but:
(Episode III Spoiler)

Clone Trooper to his troopers, yelling loudly: Come on men, let's sneak up on this Jedi and kill 'em.

Darth Vader: Luke, I am... You Mother!
(the Darth Vader one was used in Thumb Wars, i take no credit for it. I t is owned by Thumb Wars)

 

Tenel Ka goes running along with headphones on:

'I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plasitc, it's fantastic!'

Get that out of your head!

 

Mara: I love to be pregnant!

Han: Talk more, Golden Rod!

Jar Jar: Meesa loves Palpatine!!!

 

Obi-Wan: This time i'm going to defeat all of the droids myself without getting saved by Anakin or anyone else.

 

-RebelScum- posted on 6/4/05 12:36pm

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Jacen: Cummon Jaina! Mom and uncle Luke did it!


[hl=green][b][color=white]-The Scummy-[/color][/b] [/hl]
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That's just wrong. Funny... but wrong.