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Games Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by ZebulaNebula, Jun 4, 2005.

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  1. Rew

    Rew Chosen One star 5

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    Kal Skirata: Sorry clone troopers, this is a Jedi haven only, in honor of all the good they've done for the galaxy. Also, I think it's time for Kad'ika to learn the ways of the Force under the tutelage of a Jedi Master.
     
  2. Fettishist

    Fettishist Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Boba Fett. " Anyone have some Fabreeze, I need to spritz the inside of my helmut."
     
  3. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    Random Kubaz: Hmmm ... some stink bug souffle sounds good right about now.

    Reporter: Have you ever smoked spice?
    Fey'lya: Yes, but I didn't inhale.
     
  4. Rew

    Rew Chosen One star 5

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    Tahiri: "No, Anakin, not today. I've already got plans to go shoe shopping!"
     
  5. TimeOnMyHands

    TimeOnMyHands Jedi Youngling

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    Leia: Your sister?
    Luke: It's you Leia.
    Leia: I know, I guess... I've always known...
    Luke: Always? Wait does that include that time on Hoth when you....?
     
  6. Darth_Sabith

    Darth_Sabith Jedi Master star 4

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    Holonet News: In recent News Former Admiral Daala of the Empire was elected Chief of State, also Luke Skywalker hero of the people and grand master of the jedi order was banished.... (oh wait that does happen)

    Admiral Daala to aid: Do these pants make my butt look big?

    Anakin to Palpatine (shortly before becoming Vader): Your sure it won't hurt?
    Palpatine to Anakin: Of course not it's just a quick snip of the tip, you won't feel a thing.

    Darth Vader to Robotic Salesman: So it's granted to work...all I need do is attach it and it'll be like I never lost it to begin with.
    Robotic Salesman to Darth Vader: Yes, sir and with all the attachments the women will love it. Nice cape by the way...

    Darth Vader to random Admiral: You have failed me for the last time....so I wrote up some transfer papers...enjoy Hoth....
     
  7. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    Han: I don't care what type of guy is interested in Jaina.
     
  8. Darth_Sabith

    Darth_Sabith Jedi Master star 4

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    Fixed
     
  9. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    Kyle: I need backup in dealing with these Darktroopers ... I'm calling LeeRoy Jenkins.
     
  10. LittleMissNightsaber

    LittleMissNightsaber Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Luke: Ben, I really don't care if you screw with that Sith girl. How about you have some glitterstim and deathsticks as well. I'm sure your mother would love that.

    Even if he was being sarcastic, I doubt he would say that.
     
  11. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Vestara: Oh, Ben, Ben, wherefore art thou Ben? Renounce thy name and I will be a Khai no longer.

    Wait, this is for things they would never say. Forget I said that.
     
  12. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You forgot to include Gavar saying the same thing.

    Gavar: Vestara, I really don't care if you screw with that Jedi boy. How about you have some glitterstim and deathsticks as well. I'm sure your mother would love that.
     
  13. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    Jar-Jar(At the start of the Naboo plains battle): Tonight weesa dine in hell!
     
  14. FalorWindrider

    FalorWindrider Jedi Knight star 4

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    Borsk Fey'lya: I trust Luke Skywalker.

     
  15. Chance the Jedi

    Chance the Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jul 25, 2005
    Han: Jacen was always my favorite.
     
  16. Darth Dreadwar

    Darth Dreadwar Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Darth Krayt: Darth is a sacred title signifying a stamp for absolute supremacy.
     
  17. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 11, 2009
    Jar Jar: Madness? Dis be da NABOO!
     
  18. Kyp_Skywalker

    Kyp_Skywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    lol

    R2D2: Y'all know i can talk right?
     
  19. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Lando: Going off chasing some Big Bad?
    Luke: Where did you learn that?
    Lando: TV Tropes. Hey, look, Twincest. Knowing this, I can't believe I used to hit on Leia.
    Luke: So that's all this site is? Talk about "Twincest" and "Ho Yay" and other things that'll keep the fangirls happy?
    Lando: Pretty much. But they do occasionally have an interesting trope. Check out "Powered By A Forsaken Child".
    Luke: Ew, bad memories of serving Palpatine.
     
  20. Separatist101

    Separatist101 Jedi Master star 3

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    Sebulba: "That was a nice, clean race, you're a great person Anakin."
     
  21. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    Juhani: I can has cheezburger?
     
  22. dewback_rancher

    dewback_rancher Jedi Master star 4

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    HK-47: Giddy statement: Oh, joy! My favorite show is on!
    Revan: *taken aback* Which is...?
    HK-47: Equally giddy reply: Barrh-Nay the Friendly Blurrg! *skips off to the Ebon Hawk's hold*
    Revan: o_O ...okay, who was tampering with HK THIS time?
     
  23. dewback_rancher

    dewback_rancher Jedi Master star 4

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    EDIT: Sorry- clicked "Quote" instead of "Edit". :oops:
     
  24. Imperial-Guardsman

    Imperial-Guardsman Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Vader:Luke I am your mommy

    Luke:noooooooooooooooooooooooo thats impossible

    Vader: You know it to be true Hayden Christensen was no man, and since I was self conscious about it I got James Earl Jones to do my voice to make me sound more manly
     
  25. GenSkywalker

    GenSkywalker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Here's some lame ones for ya (and they've probably been done before)...

    Luke (having a *heart to heart* with Ben): I know you're down in the dumps about Vestara but look at it this way: you just saved a whole bunch of money by switching to Geico.

    Jabba: (starts singing) Let's get physical, physical...
     
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