Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)

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  1. Darth_Sabith Jedi Master

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    Oct 17, 2006
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    Han on Hoth: Anyone for a snow cone?

    Chewie to Han: Well I say good man, where are my pants?

    Luke's Lawyer to Vader (after big revile): So you are being sued for back
    child support, and emotional damage....
  2. Ryorin Jedi Knight

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    Daala: I'm the head of the Han Solo fan club, Maw chapter. He's so dreamy...

    Thrawn: Museums are so boring. Let's go clubbing!

    Any noghri ever: What's past is past! Who cares about what happened before?
  3. DarthJohnkenobi Jedi Master

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    Aug 13, 2004
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    random Vong: I don't know, cutting is soooo Emo

  4. Lane_Winree Force Ghost

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    Mar 30, 2006
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    Corran Horn: You know this one time at CorSec ... Nah, it's a pretty dull story.
  5. Ryorin Jedi Knight

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    Any X-wing pilot: A-wings are so cool! I wish I could go that fast...

    Any A-wing pilot: X-wings are so cool! Maneuverability beats speed any day!
  6. Lane_Winree Force Ghost

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    Wes Janson: You know I think I'm ready to settle down.
  7. Ryorin Jedi Knight

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    Face: I'm really a terrible actor; it was Imperial PR that did all the work!

    Ton Phanan: I love water! It's the greatest beverage of all time!

    Wes Janson: Geez, Wedge, would you grow up for once? That funny-guy act is really getting old.

    (Okay, so Wes might say that. But not seriously!)
  8. Darth_Sabith Jedi Master

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    Palpatine: Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form into Mumm-Ra the Ever Living!

    Vader to Luke: Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true king. Remember...

    Leah to Han: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.

    Obi-wan to Han: I didn't know you could fly.
    Han to Obi-wan: Fly, yes. Land, no.

    Palpatine to Vader end of Ep III: It's alive...It's alive
  9. GenSkywalker Jedi Knight

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    HAHA, good one!!!!!!!!!!
  10. JediMara77 Force Ghost

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    Mar 5, 2004
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    Kell Tainer: I hate explosions.
  11. Kev-Mas_Colcha Force Ghost

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    Dec 15, 2002
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    Palpatine to Vader, before the Battle of Yavin: Are you kidding me? Yavin Four has a deep history in the Dark Side of the Force! And you want to destroy it? Pull out now!
  12. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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    Jul 5, 2003
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    C-3PO in the face of danger, "CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!"
  13. Lane_Winree Force Ghost

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    Mar 30, 2006
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    Hobbie Klivian: I have a good feeling about this.
  14. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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    Jul 5, 2003
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    Bastilla: "...And if you think you're going to...wait! I don't believe this! You're Reven...I mean...one of the soilders from the Republic..."
  15. GenSkywalker Jedi Knight

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    HAHA, good one!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. Shira_French_Cheese Jedi Grand Master

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  17. Darth_Sabith Jedi Master

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    Storm Trooper to Storm Trooper: Endor....I don't know they have those nasty little Ewoks don't they?

    Yoda to Luke: Their is another.......Skyyyy Scrapper.......

    Luke to Vader (on the way to the death star): So um....how do you go to the refresher?

    Random Imperial: So the reward of father of the year goes to........Darth Vader? Wait....he's a father? Where's his son been, did he even know he had a son.....(Force Choked to death by Vader)

    Vader to Random Captain: Congratulations Admiral, do not fail me....
    Random Admiral (Captain): Yessss!!!

    Padma to Vader (after being Force Choked): Oh No you didn't!!!

    Palpatine to Luke: Now witness the fire power of this fully functional Death Star...Fire when ready!
    Vader to Palpatine: Um sir.....that's the self destruct button....
    Palpatine to Vader/Luke: Bantha....

    Darth Maul to Count Doku:....wait you replaced ME? That's....No, Just No!

    JarJar to Palpatine: Messa Jarjar binks, Messa Love you, Messa Hug you
    Palpatine to Troopers: Oh Force, what have I done...kill him, Kill him now!

    Master Yoda to Palpatine: Um...nice face...are we related?
  18. ZebulaNebula Force Ghost

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    Palpy: I'm thinking of growing a mustache. What do you think, Vader?

    Ackbar(walks into farm store): Where do you keep your traps?

    Ackbar: It's a trap!
    Wedge: But dude ... beer!

    Edit:

    Vader: I see you are wearing your brown pants, captain. Good.

    Shimmra: Where the hells have you two been for the past few months?
    Harrar: Running some heavy duty raids with my guild.
    Shimmra: Huh?
    Nom Anor: The new World of Warcrack expansion sucked him in.
    Harrar: Says the level 63 Warlock ...
  19. SebulbaEpicOwnage101 Jedi Master

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    Bossk: "I actually like Wookies!"

    Tyber Zann: "I'm wanna go straight."

  20. RandomChick842 Jedi Master

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    Apr 27, 2011
    Mara: I sleep with a pink and purple Ewok
  21. DarthIktomi Jedi Master

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    Wedge: She's cute.
    Ackbar: It's a trap!

    Bel Iblis: Why the hell am I named after the devil?
  22. HighLadyFel Jedi Master

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    Tenel Ka : "Oh, Jacen your SSOO cute!"

    Jag : " you know jaina your right family IS more important than duty."

  23. Darth_Sabith Jedi Master

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    Palpatine: Now witness the full power of this fully functional battle station....it completly loaded and even has leather seats....
    Exar Kun: I don't know the last one you sold me was a bit old.....

    Vader: Luke, I am your father...
    Obi-wan: No Luke, I am your father...
    Yoda: Um, Father am I...
    Palpatine: Well aren't you special...
    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

    Han to Luke: Wanna take her for a test drive?
  24. DarthIktomi Jedi Master

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    I don't know which would be less likely to happen, "her" referring to Leia or the Falcon.
  25. Darth_Sabith Jedi Master

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    Oct 17, 2006
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    It'd go in this order of most unlikely to happen
    1. Falcon
    2. Jaina
    3. Leia
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