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Games Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by ZebulaNebula, Jun 4, 2005.

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  1. HighLadyFel

    HighLadyFel Jedi Padawan star 1

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    why would Luke want to do any of that?
     
  2. Darth_Sabith

    Darth_Sabith Jedi Master star 4

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    Well it is called Things EU characters would NEVER say, thus it wouldn't happen. However they have already hinted in Empire Strikes Back, and the Crystal book (forgot the name) that Luke and his sis. have already thought about going that direction. It wasn't until Return of the Jedi that they found out they where related and it was cold show/ vomit time...
     
  3. The_Forgotten_Jedi

    The_Forgotten_Jedi Jedi Master star 4

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    Saba: Patience and understanding are virtues, and diplomacy is important.
     
  4. Darth Dreadwar

    Darth Dreadwar Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Darth Nihilus: I'm full.

    Kreia: I have nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with Ravel Puzzlewell from Planescape: Torment, a character who just happened to be made by the same game who came up with me...

    Darth Nihilus: Katarr didn't go down well with my stomach... *throws up*
     
  5. HighLadyFel

    HighLadyFel Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Yea well in ESB Leia only did that to get Han roused, she was always in love with Han.
     
  6. Jedi_Saber101

    Jedi_Saber101 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    C-3PO: Hey, Jedi are dogs! -Keeps shooting-
     
  7. Darth_Sabith

    Darth_Sabith Jedi Master star 4

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    R2D2 to C3P0: You know what from here on out you beep and I'll translate.

    Darth Vader to Palps: Do you think this black cape is slimming on me?

    Han to Luke (While on Hoth): Your freezing, you know I know of this great way to warm up...

    Palps to Luke: You know I just give up, let the rebels take over look how much the stress of running a government aged me!

    Bobba Fett to Jabba: Let the Jedi knock me into the pit....well if the creds are good!

    Mandalorian to Mandalorian: Don't you wish we could just dance?

    Obi-wan to Luke: I am your father...

    Leah to Luke: I am your mother, and your sister, and your grandmother...just don't ask!

    Obi-wan to Yoda (end of Ep 3): So maybe we should have followed my plan...just saying, I couldn't kill Anakin and you failed to kill Palpatine...I mean hey if I died at least there would have been one less sith right.
     
  8. Jedi_Saber101

    Jedi_Saber101 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Nom Anor to C-3PO: Oh! Let me hug you!
     
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  9. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    Ikrit: It keeps going and going and going ... Nothing outlasts the Energizer battery!

    R2: I'm a PC.
    3PO: And I'm a Mac.

    Isolder: Why yes, you CAN make someone transform by shooting someone with a gun of command and telling them that they are a different species or sex, or simply look different. Apparently, your mind somehow makes it real.
     
  10. KenKenobi

    KenKenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    "Actual words."
    --Chewbacca
     
  11. Riven_JTAC

    Riven_JTAC Jedi Master star 4

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    You win.

    (Or rather, lose, because I'd say those are accurate)
     
  12. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    True, but neither of them are that meta - even if they understood the reference.


    Anakin: How about a threesome with Padme and I, Master?

    Lumiya: I'm actually kinda glad Luke shot me down ... at least in hindsight ... you wouldn't believe the kriff I've built into these cybernetics.

    Thrawn: Tattooine is clearly the center of High Galactic Art ... as proved by the subtle hues in "Dead Womprat at Sunset number three".>
     
  13. s65horsey

    s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Wes to any female species: No.
     
  14. GenSkywalker

    GenSkywalker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    So apparently, Tempe, Arizona has a bumch of "sister cities" and I thought the name of one of them was pretty interesting...

    <a href="http://s111.photobucket.com/albums/n142/turnipgreens/Mobile%20Uploads/?action=view&amp;current=HuttCity.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n142/turnipgreens/Mobile%20Uploads/HuttCity.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

    Here's the link if it doesn't show up: http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n142/turnipgreens/Mobile%20Uploads/HuttCity.jpg

    I got a kick out of the fact that there was a HUTT city in New Zealand!!!! I guess Jabba got sick of Tattooine...
     
  15. Solo_and_Fel

    Solo_and_Fel Jedi Master star 3

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    Allana: No thanks, Grandma & Grandpa; I'll just stay right here and read a book.
     
  16. zark

    zark Jedi Master star 4

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    Little Anakin Solo: Probably shouldn't touch the shiny machines.
     
  17. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    Anyone to Yoda - "You Muppet!"
     
  18. jedi_of_ennth

    jedi_of_ennth Jedi Master star 4

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    Zekk: "God, I look amazing in this dress."
     
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  19. Teegirloo

    Teegirloo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    CP3O: " At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi"
     
  20. -Remi-

    -Remi- Jedi Knight star 4

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    Han Solo: "Time to get my nails done" ..... [face_laugh]
     
  21. imiller

    imiller Jedi Master star 3

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    Wedge Antilles: "I don't feel like flying today."

    "Qui Xux, I think we should get married and have tiny bird children."

    "Kyp, you're the best Jedi in the whole world, and I want my kids to grow up just like you."

    "Tycho, Y-Wings are the best. You should fly them more often."

    "Wes, I love Ewok pranks."
     
  22. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress. star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Kyp: "I want 6 kids and want to be a stop home dad..."
     
  23. DarthJenari

    DarthJenari Jedi Master star 4

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    Kyle: "I've decided to shave my beard"

    Luke: "Kyp i've decided you should be the next Grandmaster"
     
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  24. imiller

    imiller Jedi Master star 3

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    Well, see, Luke might actually say that if KJA came back ;)
     
  25. LelalMekha

    LelalMekha Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Joruus C'baoth: "I may have sounded a bit, y'know, boisterous. I apologize for that."
    Palpatine: "Oh, don't you put on airs with me, Mon Mothma! Take those flowers already!"
     
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