Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)

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  1. HighLadyFel Jedi Master

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    why would Luke want to do any of that?
  2. Darth_Sabith Jedi Master

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    Well it is called Things EU characters would NEVER say, thus it wouldn't happen. However they have already hinted in Empire Strikes Back, and the Crystal book (forgot the name) that Luke and his sis. have already thought about going that direction. It wasn't until Return of the Jedi that they found out they where related and it was cold show/ vomit time...
  3. The_Forgotten_Jedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Saba: Patience and understanding are virtues, and diplomacy is important.
  4. Darth_Dreadwar Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 26, 2010
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    Darth Nihilus: I'm full.

    Kreia: I have nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with Ravel Puzzlewell from Planescape: Torment, a character who just happened to be made by the same game who came up with me...

    Darth Nihilus: Katarr didn't go down well with my stomach... *throws up*
  5. HighLadyFel Jedi Master

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    Yea well in ESB Leia only did that to get Han roused, she was always in love with Han.
  6. Jedi_Saber101 Jedi Master

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    C-3PO: Hey, Jedi are dogs! -Keeps shooting-
  7. Darth_Sabith Jedi Master

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    R2D2 to C3P0: You know what from here on out you beep and I'll translate.

    Darth Vader to Palps: Do you think this black cape is slimming on me?

    Han to Luke (While on Hoth): Your freezing, you know I know of this great way to warm up...

    Palps to Luke: You know I just give up, let the rebels take over look how much the stress of running a government aged me!

    Bobba Fett to Jabba: Let the Jedi knock me into the pit....well if the creds are good!

    Mandalorian to Mandalorian: Don't you wish we could just dance?

    Obi-wan to Luke: I am your father...

    Leah to Luke: I am your mother, and your sister, and your grandmother...just don't ask!

    Obi-wan to Yoda (end of Ep 3): So maybe we should have followed my plan...just saying, I couldn't kill Anakin and you failed to kill Palpatine...I mean hey if I died at least there would have been one less sith right.
  8. Jedi_Saber101 Jedi Master

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    Nom Anor to C-3PO: Oh! Let me hug you!
  9. ZebulaNebula Force Ghost

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    Ikrit: It keeps going and going and going ... Nothing outlasts the Energizer battery!

    R2: I'm a PC.
    3PO: And I'm a Mac.

    Isolder: Why yes, you CAN make someone transform by shooting someone with a gun of command and telling them that they are a different species or sex, or simply look different. Apparently, your mind somehow makes it real.
  10. KenKenobi Force Ghost

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    "Actual words."
    --Chewbacca
  11. Riven_JTAC Jedi Grand Master

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    You win.

    (Or rather, lose, because I'd say those are accurate)
  12. ZebulaNebula Force Ghost

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    True, but neither of them are that meta - even if they understood the reference.


    Anakin: How about a threesome with Padme and I, Master?

    Lumiya: I'm actually kinda glad Luke shot me down ... at least in hindsight ... you wouldn't believe the kriff I've built into these cybernetics.

    Thrawn: Tattooine is clearly the center of High Galactic Art ... as proved by the subtle hues in "Dead Womprat at Sunset number three"./>
  13. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    Wes to any female species: No.
  14. GenSkywalker Jedi Knight

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    So apparently, Tempe, Arizona has a bumch of "sister cities" and I thought the name of one of them was pretty interesting...

    <a href="http://s111.photobucket.com/albums/n142/turnipgreens/Mobile%20Uploads/?action=view&amp;current=HuttCity.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n142/turnipgreens/Mobile%20Uploads/HuttCity.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

    Here's the link if it doesn't show up: http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n142/turnipgreens/Mobile%20Uploads/HuttCity.jpg

    I got a kick out of the fact that there was a HUTT city in New Zealand!!!! I guess Jabba got sick of Tattooine...
  15. Solo_and_Fel Jedi Master

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    Allana: No thanks, Grandma & Grandpa; I'll just stay right here and read a book.
  16. zark Force Ghost

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    Little Anakin Solo: Probably shouldn't touch the shiny machines.
  17. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    Anyone to Yoda - "You Muppet!"
  18. jedi_of_ennth Force Ghost

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    Zekk: "God, I look amazing in this dress."
  19. Teegirloo Force Ghost

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    CP3O: " At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi"
  20. -Remi- Force Ghost

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    Han Solo: "Time to get my nails done" ..... [face_laugh]
  21. imiller Force Ghost

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    Wedge Antilles: "I don't feel like flying today."

    "Qui Xux, I think we should get married and have tiny bird children."

    "Kyp, you're the best Jedi in the whole world, and I want my kids to grow up just like you."

    "Tycho, Y-Wings are the best. You should fly them more often."

    "Wes, I love Ewok pranks."
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  22. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Kyp: "I want 6 kids and want to be a stop home dad..."
  23. DarthJenari Force Ghost

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    Dec 17, 2011
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    Kyle: "I've decided to shave my beard"

    Luke: "Kyp i've decided you should be the next Grandmaster"
  24. imiller Force Ghost

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    Apr 26, 2004
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    Well, see, Luke might actually say that if KJA came back ;)
  25. LelalMekha Force Ghost

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    Joruus C'baoth: "I may have sounded a bit, y'know, boisterous. I apologize for that."
    Palpatine: "Oh, don't you put on airs with me, Mon Mothma! Take those flowers already!"
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