Games Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)

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  1. LordMarduk Jedi Knight

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    Vader: turtle power
    Luke: nnnooo
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  2. Falcon Chosen One

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    Han Solo to Anakin Skywalker: Do you want to dance and kiss?
    Last edited by JediFalcon, Oct 30, 2012
  3. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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    Skywalker: "I think I'll retire now, live in the Ward and eat green jell-o."

    Just especially for my Ward friends. :p
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  4. Adrian the Cool Jedi Knight

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    Jaina Solo: I want to marry Adrian the Cool!
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  5. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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    Anyone: "Solo, that flying of yours? Eh..."
  6. Guinastasia Jedi Master

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    Wedge: Wes, why do you have to be so serious all the time? Lighten up!

    Alema Rar: No, that outfit's too revealing -- I think I'm going to wear a turtleneck and some sweatpants today.

    Anakin Solo: Tahiri, you have more shoes than Imelda Marcos

    Random Yevetha: "Come on, people now, smile on your brother everybody get together try to love one another right now..."
  7. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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    Yoda: "My species name you look for. Tell you I will."
  8. Danzo Jedi Knight

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    Obi-Wan: We can pay you 2000 now and allow you free use of the boy for the entire journey.
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  9. Chewbacca89 Jedi Master

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    Obi-Wan: Um, actually officer, I believe these two are the droids your looking for. And this kid next to me keeps going on about joining something called "the rebel alliance". Not sure what he is talking about...
  10. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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    Wes Janson: *doesn't flirt with all the women* Sorry but I really am too busy for the ladies right now.
    Last edited by BultarSwan, Nov 24, 2012
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  11. JM_1977 Jedi Master

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    Leia: Governor Tarkin, I should've expected you holding Vader's leash
    *Tarkin drops the leather strap attached to Vader's neck*
    Tarkin: Dang it Palpatine promised not to tell anyone
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  12. DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master

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    Jabba: Bring the prisoners. They will all suffer for this outrage! And don't forget to send my donations to the orphanage and the childrens hospital.
  13. Chewbacca89 Jedi Master

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  14. JM_1977 Jedi Master

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    Moff Jerjerrod: Lord Vader. This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
    Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander, including those left overs in the fridge. They've been in their for weeks and I swear I heard one of them growl at me like a rancor.
  15. DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master

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    Boba: But these Jedi are my friends.
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  16. Chewbacca89 Jedi Master

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    Watto: Credits will do fine!
  17. DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master

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    Palpatine: Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
    Last edited by DarthRelaxus, Dec 2, 2012
  18. JM_1977 Jedi Master

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    Leia: I love you!!!
    Han: I know

    *Moments later on the Falcon*
    Leia: He knows I love him?!? Then why the heck didn't he tell me earlier. Why I oughta deck him and give him a piece of my mind. That Son of a...........
    Lando: Ok Leia calm down you know he's in carbonite you have plenty of time to decide what to tell him.

    *One year later in Jabbas palace while unfreezing Han*
    Leia: Damn you!!! *Slaps him across the face*
    Han: WTH!!!!!:confused::oops:
    Last edited by JediMaster_1977, Dec 3, 2012
  19. Red.Two Jedi Padawan

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    Leia: Han, Luke, threesome.
  20. DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master

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    Corran Horn: I wish somebody could do something about those slavers. I'm going to take a nap.
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  21. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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    Wedge Antilles: Thank-you Wes for those totally enjoyable antics you made last night in the mess hall. Please teach me your ways.
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  22. Shadow Trooper Jedi Knight

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    Boba Fett: "Just wanted to remind you Solo, that my personal fight was always with the Jedi. You were nothing more than cargo."

    Wait a minute... he actually said that. And people say Luceno is good with continuity:oops:
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  23. Dezzer Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 18, 2015
    I killed you father, Luke - Darth Vader, ;-)
  24. Dezzer Jedi Youngling

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    Grand moff Tarkin : 'Lord Vader, we got a problem - someone stole death star'
  25. Bardan_Jusik Mand'alor - Manager of EUC, SWC and Anthology

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    @Dezzer, please utilize the edit feature to avoid double posting.
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