Discussion in 'EU Community' started by ZebulaNebula, Jun 4, 2005.
Vader: turtle power
Han Solo to Anakin Skywalker: Do you want to dance and kiss?
Skywalker: "I think I'll retire now, live in the Ward and eat green jell-o."
Just especially for my Ward friends.
Jaina Solo: I want to marry Adrian the Cool!
Anyone: "Solo, that flying of yours? Eh..."
Wedge: Wes, why do you have to be so serious all the time? Lighten up!
Alema Rar: No, that outfit's too revealing -- I think I'm going to wear a turtleneck and some sweatpants today.
Anakin Solo: Tahiri, you have more shoes than Imelda Marcos
Random Yevetha: "Come on, people now, smile on your brother everybody get together try to love one another right now..."
Yoda: "My species name you look for. Tell you I will."
Obi-Wan: We can pay you 2000 now and allow you free use of the boy for the entire journey.
Obi-Wan: Um, actually officer, I believe these two are the droids your looking for. And this kid next to me keeps going on about joining something called "the rebel alliance". Not sure what he is talking about...
Wes Janson: *doesn't flirt with all the women* Sorry but I really am too busy for the ladies right now.
Leia: Governor Tarkin, I should've expected you holding Vader's leash
*Tarkin drops the leather strap attached to Vader's neck*
Tarkin: Dang it Palpatine promised not to tell anyone
Jabba: Bring the prisoners. They will all suffer for this outrage! And don't forget to send my donations to the orphanage and the childrens hospital.
Darth Maul: anything
Moff Jerjerrod: Lord Vader. This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander, including those left overs in the fridge. They've been in their for weeks and I swear I heard one of them growl at me like a rancor.
Boba: But these Jedi are my friends.
Watto: Credits will do fine!
Palpatine: Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Leia: I love you!!!
Han: I know
*Moments later on the Falcon*
Leia: He knows I love him?!? Then why the heck didn't he tell me earlier. Why I oughta deck him and give him a piece of my mind. That Son of a...........
Lando: Ok Leia calm down you know he's in carbonite you have plenty of time to decide what to tell him.
*One year later in Jabbas palace while unfreezing Han*
Leia: Damn you!!! *Slaps him across the face*
Leia: Han, Luke, threesome.
Corran Horn: I wish somebody could do something about those slavers. I'm going to take a nap.