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Games Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by ZebulaNebula, Jun 4, 2005.

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  1. LordMarduk

    LordMarduk Jedi Knight star 2

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    Vader: turtle power
    Luke: nnnooo
     
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  2. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    Han Solo to Anakin Skywalker: Do you want to dance and kiss?
     
  3. BultarSwan

    BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF star 10

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    Skywalker: "I think I'll retire now, live in the Ward and eat green jell-o."

    Just especially for my Ward friends. :p
     
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  4. Adrian the Cool

    Adrian the Cool Jedi Knight star 3

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    Jaina Solo: I want to marry Adrian the Cool!
     
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  5. BultarSwan

    BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF star 10

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    Anyone: "Solo, that flying of yours? Eh..."
     
  6. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Wedge: Wes, why do you have to be so serious all the time? Lighten up!

    Alema Rar: No, that outfit's too revealing -- I think I'm going to wear a turtleneck and some sweatpants today.

    Anakin Solo: Tahiri, you have more shoes than Imelda Marcos

    Random Yevetha: "Come on, people now, smile on your brother everybody get together try to love one another right now..."
     
  7. BultarSwan

    BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF star 10

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    Yoda: "My species name you look for. Tell you I will."
     
  8. Danzo

    Danzo Jedi Knight star 1

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    Obi-Wan: We can pay you 2000 now and allow you free use of the boy for the entire journey.
     
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  9. Chewbacca89

    Chewbacca89 Jedi Master star 5

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    Obi-Wan: Um, actually officer, I believe these two are the droids your looking for. And this kid next to me keeps going on about joining something called "the rebel alliance". Not sure what he is talking about...
     
  10. BultarSwan

    BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF star 10

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    Wes Janson: *doesn't flirt with all the women* Sorry but I really am too busy for the ladies right now.
     
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  11. JM_1977

    JM_1977 Jedi Master star 6

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    Leia: Governor Tarkin, I should've expected you holding Vader's leash
    *Tarkin drops the leather strap attached to Vader's neck*
    Tarkin: Dang it Palpatine promised not to tell anyone
     
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  12. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jabba: Bring the prisoners. They will all suffer for this outrage! And don't forget to send my donations to the orphanage and the childrens hospital.
     
  13. Chewbacca89

    Chewbacca89 Jedi Master star 5

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  14. JM_1977

    JM_1977 Jedi Master star 6

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    Moff Jerjerrod: Lord Vader. This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
    Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander, including those left overs in the fridge. They've been in their for weeks and I swear I heard one of them growl at me like a rancor.
     
  15. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Boba: But these Jedi are my friends.
     
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  16. Chewbacca89

    Chewbacca89 Jedi Master star 5

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    Watto: Credits will do fine!
     
  17. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Palpatine: Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
     
  18. JM_1977

    JM_1977 Jedi Master star 6

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    Leia: I love you!!!
    Han: I know

    *Moments later on the Falcon*
    Leia: He knows I love him?!? Then why the heck didn't he tell me earlier. Why I oughta deck him and give him a piece of my mind. That Son of a...........
    Lando: Ok Leia calm down you know he's in carbonite you have plenty of time to decide what to tell him.

    *One year later in Jabbas palace while unfreezing Han*
    Leia: Damn you!!! *Slaps him across the face*
    Han: WTH!!!!!:confused::oops:
     
  19. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Leia: Han, Luke, threesome.
     
  20. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Corran Horn: I wish somebody could do something about those slavers. I'm going to take a nap.
     
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  21. BultarSwan

    BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF star 10

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    Wedge Antilles: Thank-you Wes for those totally enjoyable antics you made last night in the mess hall. Please teach me your ways.
     
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  22. Shadow Trooper

    Shadow Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    Boba Fett: "Just wanted to remind you Solo, that my personal fight was always with the Jedi. You were nothing more than cargo."

    Wait a minute... he actually said that. And people say Luceno is good with continuity:oops:
     
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  23. Dezzer

    Dezzer Jedi Youngling

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    I killed you father, Luke - Darth Vader, ;-)
     
  24. Dezzer

    Dezzer Jedi Youngling

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    Grand moff Tarkin : 'Lord Vader, we got a problem - someone stole death star'
     
  25. Bardan_Jusik

    Bardan_Jusik Mand'alor - Manager of EUC, SWC and Anthology/BtS star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Dezzer, please utilize the edit feature to avoid double posting.
     
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