Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)

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  1. LordMarduk Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 18, 2007
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    Vader: turtle power
    Luke: nnnooo
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  2. Falcon Chosen One

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    Han Solo to Anakin Skywalker: Do you want to dance and kiss?
    Last edited by JediFalcon, Oct 30, 2012
  3. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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    Skywalker: "I think I'll retire now, live in the Ward and eat green jell-o."

    Just especially for my Ward friends. :p
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  4. Adrian the Cool Jedi Master

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    Jaina Solo: I want to marry Adrian the Cool!
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  5. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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    Anyone: "Solo, that flying of yours? Eh..."
  6. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Wedge: Wes, why do you have to be so serious all the time? Lighten up!

    Alema Rar: No, that outfit's too revealing -- I think I'm going to wear a turtleneck and some sweatpants today.

    Anakin Solo: Tahiri, you have more shoes than Imelda Marcos

    Random Yevetha: "Come on, people now, smile on your brother everybody get together try to love one another right now..."
  7. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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    Yoda: "My species name you look for. Tell you I will."
  8. Danzo Jedi Grand Master

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    Obi-Wan: We can pay you 2000 now and allow you free use of the boy for the entire journey.
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  9. Chewbacca89 Force Ghost

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    Obi-Wan: Um, actually officer, I believe these two are the droids your looking for. And this kid next to me keeps going on about joining something called "the rebel alliance". Not sure what he is talking about...
  10. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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    Wes Janson: *doesn't flirt with all the women* Sorry but I really am too busy for the ladies right now.
    Last edited by BultarSwan, Nov 24, 2012
  11. JM_1977 Force Ghost

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    Leia: Governor Tarkin, I should've expected you holding Vader's leash
    *Tarkin drops the leather strap attached to Vader's neck*
    Tarkin: Dang it Palpatine promised not to tell anyone
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  12. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Jabba: Bring the prisoners. They will all suffer for this outrage! And don't forget to send my donations to the orphanage and the childrens hospital.
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  13. Chewbacca89 Force Ghost

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    Darth Maul: anything
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  14. JM_1977 Force Ghost

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    Moff Jerjerrod: Lord Vader. This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
    Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander, including those left overs in the fridge. They've been in their for weeks and I swear I heard one of them growl at me like a rancor.
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  15. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Boba: But these Jedi are my friends.
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  16. Chewbacca89 Force Ghost

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    Watto: Credits will do fine!
  17. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Palpatine: Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
    Last edited by DarthRelaxus, Dec 2, 2012
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  18. JM_1977 Force Ghost

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    Leia: I love you!!!
    Han: I know

    *Moments later on the Falcon*
    Leia: He knows I love him?!? Then why the heck didn't he tell me earlier. Why I oughta deck him and give him a piece of my mind. That Son of a...........
    Lando: Ok Leia calm down you know he's in carbonite you have plenty of time to decide what to tell him.

    *One year later in Jabbas palace while unfreezing Han*
    Leia: Damn you!!! *Slaps him across the face*
    Han: WTH!!!!!:confused::oops:
    Last edited by JediMaster_1977, Dec 3, 2012
  19. Red.Two Jedi Master

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    Leia: Han, Luke, threesome.
  20. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Corran Horn: I wish somebody could do something about those slavers. I'm going to take a nap.
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