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Games Things EU characters would NEVER say (humor)

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by ZebulaNebula, Jun 4, 2005.

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  1. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    Qui-Gon: Have some brownies, Anakin. They'll cheer you right up.

    Leia: I don't wear makeup. It's not worth the effort.

    Han: Why did I want this busted up piece of **** in the first place? *kicks the Faclon

    Padme: I like you better as a Sith, Anakin. I looove bad boys.

    Luke: Why would I want to date a redhead? They're to feisty for my taste.

    Jacen: Eat electricity, suckers!!! *fries Fey'lya and Rodan with Force-Lightning*

    Baron Fel: Scratch one eyeball.
     
  2. The Great No One

    The Great No One Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    the funniest thing about that baron fel one is that it might concievibly happen


    Yoda: Why didn't someone tell my grammars been bad for so long? *frys obi wan and padme with lightning*
     
  3. STG_Mudshark

    STG_Mudshark Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Gavin Darklighter: Well if Biggs was so goods why is he so dead, huh?

    Tyco: Haw haw! Loser!(as a wing mate goes down in flames)

    Kyle Katarn: Hold on, Oh my GOD! Luke, Han, Leia, Tyco, Jan, and myself are the only ones here running around with NORMAL or CLOSE TO NORMAL names!

    Soontier Fel: Sheilds? Sheilds! We don't need no stinking Sheilds!
     
  4. lexu

    lexu Force Ghost star 6

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    Jaina: Awe, another Vong attack? But the O.C. is on!

    Padme: I truly, deeply love... Herbal Essences! *Que shower scene*

    Anakin: Meh. It was just a dream. *Goes back to sleep*

    Obi-Wan: Well, now that there's no more Jedi, I'm free to pursue my career in stand-up comedy! Have I told you the one about the Jawa and Trandoshan?...
     
  5. Suzuki_Akira

    Suzuki_Akira Jedi Master star 7

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    Jacen: YEAH he deserved to die, and hope he burns in HELL!!!!!
     
  6. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    Obi-Wan: Well, now that there's no more Jedi, I'm free to pursue my career in stand-up comedy! Have I told you the one about the Jawa and Trandoshan?...

    I'd actually like to hear the end of that joke.

    Obi-Wan: I cannot tell a lie.

    Clonetrooper: Order 66, my ***! Shove it where the sun don't shine, Palpy!

    Luke: (holding out a beer) Return to the lite side, Father.

    Vader in ANH: Kenobi's spirit lingers. *hands Tarkin Obi's saber* Hold this while I call Ghostbusters.

    Palpy: Dangitt by Game Boy's batteries died. *Zaps it with Force lightning, Flips power switch a few times, Resumes playing* That's more like it.

    Anakin Solo: You two go ahead; I'm gonna stay here and contemplate the meaning of life.

    Jaina: I'm loading Windows ME on your datapad, bro.
     
  7. maryaminx

    maryaminx Jedi Knight star 1

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    ^^^Actually, that's something Jaina would do.
     
  8. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    XP, yes, ME no. ME is crap. Jaina would not knowingly wish a fifth-rate piece of tech on anyone. Sorry, lame tech joke.

     
  9. Stormtrooper_TK-421

    Stormtrooper_TK-421 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan Ors: Yes, Kyle, I'll marry you.

    Tavong Lah: You know, Nom? You're not such a bad guy. How about a promotion?

    Mara Jade: Luke, there's something I must admit...the only reason I love you is because of Timothy Zahn.

    Anakin Skywalker: I'm beginning to think Palpatine is a bad person. I should just kill him.

    Wedge (to Han Solo in AOC): What, are you starting a cult of retired general's with beards or something?

    Tycho: Tactics? Bleh. Just blow it up.

    Shimrra: OUCH!

    Sha'gi: I don't fear the dark side.

    Kyp (to Jaina): The dark side is actually more fun...but if your father found out I turned you to the dark side, he'd chop my head off.

    Corran Horn: I hate always working alone.:(

    Lando Carlissian: It was my fault...

    Han Solo: I LOVE POLTICS! *runs around in a shirt with picture of Mon Mothma on it, screaming about how he loves politics*
     
  10. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    Anakin: Meh. It was just a dream. *Goes back to sleep*


    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]


    Best one yet.


    YVH Droid: Minimum Efficency

    Artoo: Hi guys! I can actualy speak in Basic! I just like giving you guys translating difficulties, so you have to get annoyed by Threepio!

    Jar Jar: Well I do say, old chap. It seems that Palpatines gotten his face into a bit of a situation there. Oh look, he's declaring himself dictator of the galaxy using the powers that I gave him. Well, better go stop him then! Oh, nevermind. It's tea time! [/Brtitish]

    Threepio: *acts like a car dealer like Lucas wanted him to*

    Mace Windu: Maybe I sohuld bring some Jedi with me who can fight to arrest a Sith Lord who managed to stay unnoticed for 13 years when he was right under our noses, he must be pretty powerful.

    Jacen: IT WILL RAIN BLOOD TODAY!

    Mon Mothma: POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!!

    Chewie: *appears as force ghost*
     
  11. The Great No One

    The Great No One Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Boba Fett: Would somebody just give me a hug?

    Luke: *walks up to barney* hi old buddy, how ya doin'? *cuts off barneys head and walks away humming* I love you, You love me. . .

    Emperor Papitine: Hiya Fief, I'm gonna make you head of the impiral guard, just for the heck of it.

    Vader: You know, I really need a monkey.

    Emperor Palpitine: Hey, where'd my kitten go?

    Leia: I could really use a beer.

    Han: Hi Borssk ol chap, we would love to have you over for dinner tommorow night. What say you?
     
  12. DarthNidLoc

    DarthNidLoc Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Corran Horn: Kyp your my best friend.

    Vader: I think I get the emperor a Puppy for Empire Day this year.
     
  13. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mace Windu: Maybe I sohuld bring some Jedi with me who can fight to arrest a Sith Lord

    To be fair, he did. They were three of the best swordsmen in the order.


    Vader: Luke, get bent.
     
  14. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    Agen Kolar: I'm gonna stay focused on the mission, and not get distracted by Palpatine's decorations! :p
     
  15. Valyn

    Valyn Jedi Master star 8

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    Revan: "Some day they'll make a video game about me where people who have nothing better do in their lives get to have all my badass powers and live life through me. I'll become so ridiculously glorified by these people that they won't tolerate any criticism because they would come to believe that I am a part of their identity and that any criticism directed at me is actually directed at them.
    "I will become a god simply because my video game likeness would give these people a chance to enjoy a censored kiss with a stuck-up Jedi nag."

     
  16. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    Threepio: Can I ride in your podracer, Master Anakin. I just love high speeds.

    Jacen: Anyone care for some roadkill stew? It's really fresh

    Obi-Wan: Go ahead and marry Senator Amidala, you lucky rascal.

    Akanah: Luke, your mother was a senator from Naboo.

    Vergere: Have I lied to you? Of course not.
     
  17. Master_Hunter

    Master_Hunter Jedi Youngling

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    Luke: Jeeze, I've got a wedgie.

    Wedge: What?
     
  18. Darth_Savage

    Darth_Savage Jedi Youngling

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    Tsavong Lah:RETREAT
     
  19. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    Master_Hunter posted on 6/8/05 11:43pm
    Luke: Jeeze, I've got a wedgie.

    Wedge: What?
    [hr][/blockquote]

    That was Hillarious. ROTFL. [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] It's my new favorite.


    Vader: Obi-Wan, I named my teddy bear after you.

    Leia: Howdy, y'all make y'self at home now, y'heah.

    Isolder: Move it, beeyotch.
     
  20. Darth_DSpice

    Darth_DSpice Jedi Knight star 5

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    Revan: Valyn is my biggest fan

    Darth Traya: No one should betray anyone. We should all be friends

    Mandalore: I wonder if in several thousand years some bounty hunter is going to where my armor and get his head cut off by a jedi while his son falls into a pit.

    Darth Sion: I feel no pain

    Bastila: Oh master, I love you but i hate all you stand for but i think we should go press our slimy mucus covered lips in the cargo hold.

    ^^^Oh wait she does say that


     
  21. Brant_Flir

    Brant_Flir Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Stupid, but i'll post it:

    Emperor: Mara, you will kill Luke Skywalker's clone and Marry Luke Skywalker!
     
  22. lexu

    lexu Force Ghost star 6

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    Luke: But I was going into Toschi Station to pick up some hookers!
     
  23. Yun-Shuno

    Yun-Shuno Jedi Youngling

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    Luke: But I was going into Toschi Station to pick up some hookers!

    [face_laugh]
     
  24. Tahiri_Solo14

    Tahiri_Solo14 Jedi Master star 1

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    Tenel Ka (YJK): Scale the Great Temple, are you insane? I just had a manicure!

    Tahiri: Like I'm really a total a vally girl who got this awsome idea to hitchike through the galaxy and masquerade as an awsome kick but Jedi Knight from Tatooine. I also meant to fall for a guy that dies, that's so, the in thing to do.

    Zekk (YJK): I should've killed Jaina on Yavin 4 when I had the chance. Man I wish I were a Sith again.



     
  25. EnsignThursday

    EnsignThursday Jedi Youngling

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    Any Vong: "Ouch! That really hurt, man!"

    Grand Admiral Thrawn: "So has anyone else ever done ice sculpting before?"
     
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