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Things James Bond Would Never Say (v.3)

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Aunt Jar Jar Mimah, Oct 6, 2000.

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  1. Darth_Reaper

    Darth_Reaper Jedi Padawan star 4

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    in The World is not Enough:-


    Bond: so you've decided to go back to Renard, i suppose there's no sense in me talking you out of it

    Electra King: yes, i am much happier with him than you ever made me, James, are you jealous?

    Bond: yes, very much so, i have to say

    Electra: hahha, you are a fool, James, i hope that you won't let your jealousy for him affect your professionalism

    Bond: i didn't say that i was jealous of him...


    ;)

     
  2. MaybeYodaWasRight

    MaybeYodaWasRight Jedi Youngling

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    "M, Pull my finger..."
     
  3. GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE

    GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Jedi Knight star 7

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    May 8, 2002
    Im moving this up!

    Axl.
     
  4. Drac39

    Drac39 Force Ghost star 6

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    Jul 9, 2002
    Shall we shag now,or shag later?
    Ha Ha Austin Power`s quote
     
  5. Bithysith

    Bithysith Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 6, 2000
    "That was the best I've ever had, Mrs. Moneypenny... how about we have another go?"
     
  6. Jandor_Tarvin

    Jandor_Tarvin Jedi Master star 1

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    Jun 15, 2002
    "Save the world? Again? But I booked the next week off for vacation time."

    "I'm sorry, could you explain your plan for world domination again, I was too busy trying to get myself free from your torture device."

    "I can't sleep with you. I'm still mourning the death of my wife from 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service'."

    "Oh, this is a stick shift. I can't drive this."

    "Well we can't drive this tank through the city.... people might get hurt."

    "Not another 'world domination' speech." *yawns* "I've heard them all before."
     
  7. Kung-Fu-Yoda

    Kung-Fu-Yoda Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Girl: Ohhhhhh James, I love you

    Bond: I know...

    *slap*

    -Yoda ;)
     
  8. Liz Skywalker

    Liz Skywalker Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    (not sure if it's been done before...)

    "Can't we just be friends?"


    "Gun control? Boo-yah! Who needs guns?"
     
  9. Skywatcher

    Skywatcher Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 1, 2002
    "I really need to sew up this hole in my sock."
     
  10. deepbluejedi

    deepbluejedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 23, 2002
    *After a night of love-making Bond style*

    "I didn't use to be a man."
     
  11. TheBiggerFish

    TheBiggerFish Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 26, 2001
    "Gee, I sure am glad this girl has stayed with me for the last four movies. I was getting tired of not being tied down and sleeping with every girl I met."
     
  12. Jandor_Tarvin

    Jandor_Tarvin Jedi Master star 1

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    "Bugger, I've been shot."

    "So this evil scheme of yours will make will disgustingly rich and powerful? Awesome, count me in!"

    "Well, I'd love to make love to you here in these spectacular surroundings, having just saved the world and all, but if I leave now, I can make it home in time for 'Enterprise'."
     
  13. TIEace

    TIEace Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Before we do it, we'll need contraseptives.
     
  14. The Mentos® Strikes Back

    The Mentos® Strikes Back Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 4, 2000
    "I need to stop by Kmart for a second."

    "What, I got you pregnant? Damn! I?m already paying alimony for 73 illegitimate kids as it is!"
     
  15. The Mentos® Strikes Back

    The Mentos® Strikes Back Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 4, 2000
  16. The Mentos® Strikes Back

    The Mentos® Strikes Back Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 4, 2000
  17. crutag-ventor

    crutag-ventor Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I forgot the next line?.

    Can we do this tomorrow?
     
  18. ST-TPM-ASF-TNE

    ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Moderator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Xander Cage is a much better agent than I am. In fact, he deserves his own movie franchise."
     
  19. doggans

    doggans Jedi Knight star 5

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    Aug 31, 2002
    "So there's this really hot girl at Target..."
     
  20. Schmoogle

    Schmoogle Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jan 19, 2003
    "Sorry darling not tonight, Star Wars is on."
    :)
     
  21. lexu

    lexu Force Ghost star 6

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    May 28, 2002
    "I'm afraid your scheme for world domination will fail, this time. My level 14 Paladin can easily defeat your level 12 Rogue."

    M: "This message will self-destruct in 5-4-..."

    "Can't a bloke get some beer nuts around here?"

    "If only I had some rocket-powered skis..."
     
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