things that can be improved by adding Hitler

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Jedi_Reject_Jesse, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Hitler ice cream

    Pralines and Hitler, it's full of Nutzies
  2. Ostrich_Stapler Force Ghost

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  3. TiniTinyTony Force Ghost

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    Family Guy
    [image=http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/a/ac/Christian_Slater.jpg]
  4. AmazingB Manager Emeritus

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    How much Hitler are we adding? Just a dash or a dollop? Or a pallet?

    Amazing.
  5. harpua Chosen One

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  6. Raven Administrator Emeritus

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    Woodchippers.

    Israeli Defense Force live fire exercises.

    Stalin's grave.

    Indiana Jones films.

    Thermonuclear explosions, at ground zero.
  7. Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost

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    So, an episode about how the Nazis were aliens, how Hitler used his telepathy to brainwash Germany and the Allies unknowlingly defeated an alien invasion? Yeah sure, I'd watch that.

    :p
  8. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Hitler: The Action Figure, because your Captain America figure needs something to smack around.
  9. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    A touch of Hitler, a pinch of Stalin, a hint of Pol Pot.

    On pistachio ice cream.

  10. Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost

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    Zombie movies. Proof: Hard Rock Zombies

    He's already in one of these.
  11. AmazingB Manager Emeritus

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    A touch of Hitler, a pinch of Stalin, a hint of Pol Pot.

    Poor Napoleon is always left out.

    Amazing.
  12. Vengance1003 Jedi Grand Master

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  13. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    The mech suit at the end of Wolfenstein 3D.
  14. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    Yes, and now a twisted lemon zest of Napoleon on an martini to conquer an Empire....

    This Empire is yours.

    I salute you...

  15. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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  16. Raven Administrator Emeritus

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    Only in 1/4 of them. That's not enough. The Crystal Skull could have been improved with Hitler in it.
  17. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah, but how would you explain his cyanide suicide, and staying alive over a decade into the cold war?

    Oh wait, he's an alien in this scenario, isn't he?
  18. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Mmmmm, Despot Noodle

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  19. Raven Administrator Emeritus

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    Nah. Instead of opening the film with a sequence where Indy rides out an atomic bomb in a fridge, you have him and whats-her-face the Russian fencer both descending into Hitler's bunker after the Speer of Destiny or something in 1945. You introduce your Russian villain for the rest of the film, you get something slightly less stupid as an opening sequence, and you have Indy punch Hitler in the face at some point. It's pure win.
  20. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    Awesome mistake.
  21. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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  22. Count_Drabbu Jedi Grand Master

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    S Amican Ife (if you scramble him up a bit first)
  23. Raven Administrator Emeritus

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    It happens.
  24. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    "Let's see that again!"

  25. halibut Chosen One

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    I didn't get that until Everton quoted it.