JCC things that can cause permanent brain damage

When I was four or five, I fell and hit my head on the concrete basement floor in my house, getting a concussion as a result. My parents often wondered if this had anything to do with the developmental problems I had as I grew up.

(Don't remember much from that time, except for a nurse taking my temperature rectally when I was staying at the hospital)

 

Yeah, you "accidentally" watched the whole thing.

Probably whilst listening to Dr Who music, or Nickelback.

 

Actually, no I haven't watched it, but I'm willing to bet watching a 60 something year old man having sex with a woman who's married to a guy who calls himself "Bubba the Love Sponge, would, indeed probably give somebody permanent brain damage.

Quite frankly, I'm surprised Ric Flair doesn't have at least one or two sex tapes floating around out there.

 

Fixed.

Also, listening to Nickleback will cause severe brain damage.

See also: Chad Kroger.

 

No. My loyalty to wrestling doesn't even go remotely that far. I wouldn't touch any wrestling sex tapes with a ten foot pole, that especially includes Hogan's.

 

Being someone who has (and occasionally still does) snorted pixie stix, I can assure you that there is no permanent brain damage. Loopy, yes; brain damaged, no.

 

There has been a disturbing amount of honesty in this thread.

Amazing.

 

reading the gun thread

manual signatures

 

Hey, I can't help that I fell and hit my head when I was little.

 

The most irrefuteable cause of brain damage is choosing to like a politician.

 

The most irrefuteable cause of brain damage in most cases is being a politician.

 

Huffing paint thinner
A second concussion soon after the first one even if the ct scan comes back clear.
http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/201...ing-even-after-clear-ct-scan-study-finds?lite

This poor kid was cleared only to have a minor hit at practice and thats all she wrote.

The one thing with Clinton's blood clot was it was a result of her fall. Kinda scary to think that you can get sick, dehydrated and your body actually faints. No impending warning signs. You just faint and fall down. Of course you are so weak you have no idea what happened during any of it. When you are pushing your body too far, sometimes it doesn't give you that pain in the knee or soreness of the back. It just skips to fainting with no warning signs. Scary to think it can happen to anyone of us that pushes ourselves when we are sick. There is a reason doctors say bed rest.

 

Reading the comments on YouTube.

 

I've noticed that people who drive badly suffer from short term memory loss. When I flip them off, they never realize that they cut me off or ran a stop light.

 

Yeah, news articles would have been my next choice. The comments in the various science channels on YouTube are the best for causing rapid brain damage. I highly recommend them.

 

The Kardashians.

 

Anyone ever try Rants and Raves on Craigslist. definitely some brain damage there.

 

That is peanuts compared to the photos from the people who post in the "casual encounters" section.

 

Decapitation.

 

NutraSweet.

 

Paris Hilton.