FF:NZ things that could ruin your E2 experience

feel free to add to this list

-losing your ticket

-being late to the movie

-sitting next to a 6yr old

-being distracted by idiots with vid cams

*this happened to me when I went to see
the Special Editions..

-allocated seating

*can't be avoided!

 

-someone behind you brings in half a supermarket full of junk food and crackles and pops their way through the movie*

*happened to me in Titanic.

-a mother brings her pre-school kid, and reads out loud every word which appears on the screen, from 'Lucasfilm. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away' to 'copyright 2002' in an annoyingly patronising tone. *

*happened to me in ANH: SE

 

Idiots with laser pointers shooting the stormtroopers (All three movies)

 

ooo that would be annoying. I'd get the torch brigade onto them.

 

Fire alarm.

 

buying a big bag of super market food and get shhh at a lot

having a couple in front of u kissing

have a group of people go in with out paying and act like fools and have the full movie secretly team deal to um very much interupts the movie - happened to me and me dad at SE ROTJ

 

NOT getting a good seat because there's no alllocated seating? I certainly hope there is if I go early to get the tickets.

 

under 5s shouldn't be allowed at the premiere

 

I had the reading going on when I went and saw ep 1 (3rd time) Very, very annoying!!

-people making dumb farting noises in the silent bits. (happened to me in LOTR, which actually made the movie somewhat bearable)

 

On the opposite side of the coin, it would increase my E2 experience immensely by seeing/reading about all the wallies lining up for tickets for ridiculous lengths of time, and then me going in at 11:55pm and buying some at the counter.

(Not that I'm bothering with the midnight screening.)

 

I think there were some there this morning.

 

Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

Klimt: Sorry, i didn't know you were there.

 

we really shouldn't forget that the target
audience of SW films are the little ones..

-technical problems

*when the projection starts playing up it
can really ruin one's experience..I have
experienced this quite a few times..


-getting a bad seat!

*although allocated seating has it's merits..
I ain't a fan of it..I mean I'm paying $12??
I ahould be allowed to sit where I want to sit.

-mobiles in the cinema's

*Not matter how many signs they put up..there
will always be some idiot who doesn't switch their phone off..

 

Falling asleep while waiting up to go to a midnight screening!

 

Bad sound. That happened to me during Gladiator--the speakers on the right side weren't functioning properly, and it was like everything was happening at the left side. And if the sound is muffled that'd be even worse, like the Clones trailer we saw before Ice Age.

 

People complaining because the Enterprise wasn't shown.

<I kid you NOT, this did happen!>

 

Nuclear attack.