Things that WON'T be said in RotS.

Yoda: "Hit it, I would."

Mace Windu: "Hold on to your butts."

*random clonetrooper #1*: "Game over man, game over!"

Sidious to Anakin: "This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue saber - the story ends, you wake up a Jedi and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red saber - you stay a Sith and I show you how deep the darkside goes."

Yoda: "Revealed, the future is. Incestuous relations have I forseen. Your son and daughter."
Anakin: "NOOOOOO! That's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!"

And presenting part of the infamous "boot camp" scene cut from RotS...

Commander Cody: "HOW TALL ARE YOU, PRIVATE?!"
Random Trooper #2: "SIR, SIX-OH SIR!"
Commander Cody: "SIX-OH, HUH? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED POODOO THAT HIGH!"
RT2: "Uhh...sir...you're the same height..."
Commander Cody: "WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION, PRIVATE?! DID MOMMY AND DADDY NOT SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION AS A CHILD?"
RT2: "Uhh...sir...I was in the tube right next to you, sir."
Commander Cody: "OH! WE HAVE A COMEDIAN HERE! PRIVATE JOKER!"
RT2: *sigh* "i am so in a world of poodoo...."

 

Strilo edit: Don't go and ruin a good thing...

 

Anakin: I live my life one quarter parsec at a time.

 

Jar Jar: "Meesa goin to Alderaan. Meesa bein safe dere!"

Yoda: "Dagobah, huh? What a slimy mudhole..."

General Grievous: "Oil...can....."

 

General Grievous: "Oil...can....."



Anyone: I have a good feeling about this.

 

Obi-Wan(in the duel with Ani) - "Your Mom goes to College!"

 

Anakin to the Emporer: "Why does the entire suit need to be black? Can't I at least have some off colored boots or pinstripes or something. Look if the entire suit is black, and you wish to call me Darth Vader, people will mistakenly think my name is Dark Vader. Not kewl"





Yoda: Obi Wan control your Padawan you must

Obi Wan: Get bent. Go live in a swamp if you don't like it. And I have told you for like 100 times, my name is Ben not ObiWan."

 

Obi-Wan(in the duel with Ani) - "Your Mom goes to College!"

soooo funny....

 

Strilo edit: Wow this is so inappropriate...

 

You might want to edit that.

 

What part should I edit? I think it is very funny and relevant to the film

Strilo edit: What PART? How can you not know what part of that is not acceptable for a FAMILY FRIENDLY site?

 

Also very vulgar, and has no place here.

 

Its danaldinho, I had my other account banned, I can only appologise, realising it is a family site I wthink maybe I shouldn't have put it. I would like to be un banned please, I won't make sexual references in my posts again. In saying that, it may have been in appropriate, but it was funny and relevant to a whole lot of things, but again sorry.


You can't post with a sock while banned. If you'd like to be unbanned, please fill out an unban request.

 

Actually, it wasn't funny at all.

All right, now I'm trying to think of some good movie quotes to spoof.. hmm

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

Clonetroopers: THis is my blaster rifle! There are many like it, but this is my own!

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Obi-wan: This boy will be our last hope.

Yoda: What about the girl?

Obi-Wan: *snorts* A GIRL taking on Vader?! *doubles over laughing*

* * *(for EU fans)

Mon Mothma: We must begin plans for a rebellion against Palpatine-

Bail: Hey, shouldn't we wait for Garm Bel Iblis?

Mon: Good point.

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Anakin: You will teach me these Dark Side teaching?

Sidious: If you wish.

Anakin: Yippee! *dances*

Palpatine:

 

Palpatine: It was I who instructed Master Sifo-Dyas to order the clone army. He was quite willing to do it after I... removed his arm from its socket. Ha ha ha ha ha ha....

 

Deeysew, you made me laugh out loud....

 

Vader: Luke...I am your father!

Luke: *LHAO* Yeah...ha ha ha...sure! ha ha ha

Vader: -_-*

 

Anakin (lying): "No! I a virgin, like my mother before me!"

 

All too obviously, no one will say, "I have a bad feeling about this."

 

Mace(to Palps): say hello to my little friend!


Padme(to anakin): You know what? Your right. Screw the galaxy, I'm gonna be Queen again!! YAY!!

 

"man i sure didnt see this coming"
obi-wan to yoda


"let's just drink our problems away until we can remember the the past 14 or so years!"
c-3po to R2

 

Palpatine: "Do these robes make me look fat?"

Padme *shoots a battle droid*: "I am one bad MOTHER"

Mace: "Time to get midieval on your ***!"

 

Qui Gon Jinn: "Okay, so i may have slightly excegerated...."

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Padme: "Anakin...i have a secret....remember that gala me & Bail attended some...euhm, 9 months ago...well, i had a little bit too much to drink, and one thing led to another..."


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Obi Wan Kenobi: "Grievous is more machine than man now, twisted and evil..."

- O_F

 

Darth Sidious: Join the Dark Side Anakin! I will let you use the free vending machines!