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Saga Things that would never happen in Star Wars

Discussion in 'Star Wars Saga In-Depth' started by Cay_Qel-Droma, Jul 25, 2016.

  1. Cay_Qel-Droma

    Cay_Qel-Droma Jedi Master

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    I always had so much fun doing this kind of thread on starwars.com and really want to do this again for TF.N you basically come up with any lines of dialogue or details just for fun that may just as well be likely to happen if you think you know a character better and want to make your own joke you can do that too I've done it and made many peoples doubled over with laughter and you can too.

    Death Star Engineer: Now let me get this straight you're absolutely sure that is absolutely necessary to build a long shaft that leads directly to the reactor of this station so if someone fires a torpedo or 2 possibly into the long shaft the whole dag nab thing blows up! A smarter engineer wouldn't in their right mind build such a weakness-! Ah what the hay let's just do it anyway well just make it 2 meters wide no one can make that shot no way!
     
  2. JabbatheHumanBeing

    JabbatheHumanBeing Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  3. raefinnpoe

    raefinnpoe Jedi Master star 4

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    there's actually a scene sorta like that in the family guy spoof 'blue harvest' where vader (stewie) and motti are discussing how the whole statin will blow up. vader suggets they board it up but get cost projectins on it first. lol
     
  4. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Moving thread to Saga forum.
     
  5. Lulu Mars

    Lulu Mars Chosen One star 5

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    "Beam me up."
     
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  6. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    A Skywalker male that does not whine at least once.
     
  7. Homergreg

    Homergreg Jedi Knight star 3

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    "Those odds sound impossible, we had better not try it."
     
  8. Dandelo

    Dandelo SW and Film Music Interview Host star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    A Jedi saying "the force isn't everything you know"
     
  9. Cay_Qel-Droma

    Cay_Qel-Droma Jedi Master

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    Jacen: I tell ya I've been getting so much unnecessary, overdone, obscenely excessive, weak and pathetic criticism from goody two shoes Jedi say I'm so Horrible a Sith lord and need to come back to the light side to which I say you're all a bunch of *long prolonged loud bleeping sound that's louder than a bunch of screaming girls at an N*SYNC concert that sounds and sounds and sounds sounds and sounds and sounds sounds and sounds and sounds*-HEADS!!!
    Mara Jade: Oh that is IT! YOU HAVE SOOOOOO GOTTA DIE!!!
    *Mara whips out her Lightsaber stabs Jacen 6,396 times then throws his Cold Dead body into a big Incinerator Shaft burning his Cold Dead Body to ashes*

    Mara: And that's why you will never be head of the family because you're dead now YA JERK!
     
  10. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Umm...
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  11. BattleDroid1138

    BattleDroid1138 Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Months before TPM came out I told my cousin "What's great about Star Wars is you will never hear 'That's gotta hurt' in them." Never say never.
     
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  12. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    A Sith Lord saying, "Through the Dark Side, I can have absolute, UNLIMITED POWER!! But, ruling the galaxy is too much of a hassle. I'll just make sure things go according to my UNCHALLENGED WILL in my office and apartment. And to get better prices at the Stop & Shop."
     
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  13. Kenobi098

    Kenobi098 Jedi Knight star 1

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    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Vectivus.

    Happened in the eu.
     
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  14. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    I lost track of the EU long ago. And is that from the old EU or the new EU? And did he, indeed, get better prices at Stop & Shop?
     
  15. Kenobi098

    Kenobi098 Jedi Knight star 1

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    Non disney eu,.part of the back story for the fate of the jedi book series. His story is told by luminya to jacen solo as supposed example of a sith lord who was not evil.

    He was a force sensitive business man who became a sith and did not try to do anything big, he just built a Mansion in an asteriod he owned, collected sith artifacts and studied sith lore and trained an apprentice.

    He probably did get good deals at the star wars equivalent of stop and shop because he said be a thrifty business man.
     
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  16. ConservativeJedi321

    ConservativeJedi321 Force Ghost star 6

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    C-3PO: Come on you coward, there is a battle afoot, we must defend the base!
    R2-D2: BEEEP BEP BOOOP (I don't know, if we do that we'll be doomed.)
     
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  17. Darth Rozic

    Darth Rozic Jedi Master star 3

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    People just have normal nightmares, not visions just nightmares.
     
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  18. IamZam

    IamZam Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A stormtrooper who is a good shot and actually hits his target.
     
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  19. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Someone installs a Basic translator on an R2 unit.

    The heroes go into a cantina and no violence occurs.

    "I've got a good feeling about this."
     
  20. Homergreg

    Homergreg Jedi Knight star 3

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    Wilhelm doesn't scream once the entire film.
     
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  21. missile

    missile Jedi Padawan star 1

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    A jedi master saying "well that's like just like your opinion man". oh wait
     
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  22. ConservativeJedi321

    ConservativeJedi321 Force Ghost star 6

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    Emperor Palpatine decides to spend some time at a charity function.
     
  23. IamZam

    IamZam Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nobody loses a body part

    Posted by HAL 9000 via Tapatalk
     
  24. ATMachine

    ATMachine Jedi Master star 4

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    Many of the ideas that GL considered using back in 1975, such as: onscreen nudity, explicit incest, or anything that might suggest the Rebel Alliance wasn't to be identified politically with the good old USA.

    Seriously, the man was often his own worst enemy when it came to deciding which ideas were too extreme. Not that Disney's likely to go farther in that direction, mind you.
     
  25. anakincol

    anakincol Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I read one of those drafts a few years back after reading the first 4 a song of ice and fire novels. they were interesting but the series probably would not have gotten made with those elements in the 1970's or the first film would have been a jodorowski type movie that only gets Midnight showings. In a post A song of Ice and fire/ game of thrones world like today something like that is possible but not in the 1970's