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JCC Things to not do while drunk.

Discussion in 'Community' started by Only-One Cannoli, Oct 12, 2013.

  1. burrisjedimaster1

    burrisjedimaster1 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  2. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Test how many 5 year olds you can take in a fight.
     
  3. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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  4. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Thank you for adding that. Now even stewpids can understand what I was trying to say
     
  5. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Bet your friend ten pasta makers that the lady offering them on the tv isn't racist towards Indians.
     
  6. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Make any type of bet or do any type of gambling.
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    WHAT? Juliet that's just outrageous. Just because you're almost always drunk but don't gamble doesn't mean the rest of us shouldn't bet that too-far-gone friend he can't eat 10 sauce packets from McDonalds without throwing up.

    Nazi.
     
  8. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Oh and of course you bet your friend that he can't get the number of the girl at the end of the bar. Of course you do that when you are sober too.
     
  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I've never had that bet beezel, but I've usually gotten the number. :)
     
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  10. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    AND I ALWAYS WEAR MY LEATHER JACKET WHEN ITS TIME FOR THE CHAIR THROWING COMPETITION.
     
  11. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Wocky do you own a leather jacket, and if so, do you wear it to jazz clubs?

    In fact, do you play the odd tenor sax when drunk?
     
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  12. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Things not to do while drunk...
    -fill out online job applications
    -practice procreating
    -home dental procedures
    -get a credit card out of your wallet
    -sewing
     
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  13. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    -Brain surgery
    -Go hunting
    -Play with matches
    -Give tattoos
     
  14. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 21, 2002
    Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
     
  15. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I think anything to do with tattoos should be an automatic no-no when alcohol is involved.
     
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  16. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Clean your rifle
     
  17. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Euphemism?
     
  18. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Nah... euphemisming is fine.
     
  19. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Perform or receive?


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  20. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Not sure what 1862 has to do with anything...
     
  21. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Yeah, I'd assume beer goggles enabled ugly people to get laid within a few hours after beer was invented (ancient Egyptians, IIRC). So maybe it should be "... since 11,862 BC".
     
  22. Heavy Isotope

    Heavy Isotope Jedi Knight star 4

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    Oct 10, 2013
    Bring a mimosa disguised in an Orangina bottle to class and try to flirt with someone cute during group work. :oops:
     
  23. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Some quick research shows that Magdalena Christina de Beer was born in 1862. I shouldn't have to do this for you.
     
  24. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    I have brought great shame upon my family.
     
  25. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Go to a job interview.