JCC Things to not do while drunk.

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  1. burrisjedimaster1 Force Ghost

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  2. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Test how many 5 year olds you can take in a fight.
  3. beezel26 Force Ghost

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  4. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    Thank you for adding that. Now even stewpids can understand what I was trying to say
  5. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    Bet your friend ten pasta makers that the lady offering them on the tv isn't racist towards Indians.
  6. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Make any type of bet or do any type of gambling.
  7. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    WHAT? Juliet that's just outrageous. Just because you're almost always drunk but don't gamble doesn't mean the rest of us shouldn't bet that too-far-gone friend he can't eat 10 sauce packets from McDonalds without throwing up.

    Nazi.
  8. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    Oh and of course you bet your friend that he can't get the number of the girl at the end of the bar. Of course you do that when you are sober too.
  9. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    I've never had that bet beezel, but I've usually gotten the number. :)
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  10. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    AND I ALWAYS WEAR MY LEATHER JACKET WHEN ITS TIME FOR THE CHAIR THROWING COMPETITION.
  11. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Wocky do you own a leather jacket, and if so, do you wear it to jazz clubs?

    In fact, do you play the odd tenor sax when drunk?
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  12. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    Things not to do while drunk...
    -fill out online job applications
    -practice procreating
    -home dental procedures
    -get a credit card out of your wallet
    -sewing
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  13. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    -Brain surgery
    -Go hunting
    -Play with matches
    -Give tattoos
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  14. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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  15. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    I think anything to do with tattoos should be an automatic no-no when alcohol is involved.
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  16. harpua Chosen One

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  17. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Euphemism?
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  18. harpua Chosen One

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    Nah... euphemisming is fine.
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  19. yankee8255 Force Ghost

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    Perform or receive?


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  20. EmpireForever Comic Book Draft Winner

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    Not sure what 1862 has to do with anything...
  21. yankee8255 Force Ghost

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    Yeah, I'd assume beer goggles enabled ugly people to get laid within a few hours after beer was invented (ancient Egyptians, IIRC). So maybe it should be "... since 11,862 BC".
  22. Heavy Isotope Jedi Grand Master

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    Bring a mimosa disguised in an Orangina bottle to class and try to flirt with someone cute during group work. :oops:
  23. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Some quick research shows that Magdalena Christina de Beer was born in 1862. I shouldn't have to do this for you.
  24. EmpireForever Comic Book Draft Winner

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    I have brought great shame upon my family.
  25. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Go to a job interview.