Discussion in 'Community' started by Only-One Cannoli, Oct 12, 2013.
Test how many 5 year olds you can take in a fight.
Thank you for adding that. Now even stewpids can understand what I was trying to say
Bet your friend ten pasta makers that the lady offering them on the tv isn't racist towards Indians.
Make any type of bet or do any type of gambling.
WHAT? Juliet that's just outrageous. Just because you're almost always drunk but don't gamble doesn't mean the rest of us shouldn't bet that too-far-gone friend he can't eat 10 sauce packets from McDonalds without throwing up.
Oh and of course you bet your friend that he can't get the number of the girl at the end of the bar. Of course you do that when you are sober too.
I've never had that bet beezel, but I've usually gotten the number.
AND I ALWAYS WEAR MY LEATHER JACKET WHEN ITS TIME FOR THE CHAIR THROWING COMPETITION.
Wocky do you own a leather jacket, and if so, do you wear it to jazz clubs?
In fact, do you play the odd tenor sax when drunk?
Things not to do while drunk...
-fill out online job applications
-home dental procedures
-get a credit card out of your wallet
-Play with matches
I think anything to do with tattoos should be an automatic no-no when alcohol is involved.
Clean your rifle
Nah... euphemisming is fine.
Perform or receive?
Not sure what 1862 has to do with anything...
Yeah, I'd assume beer goggles enabled ugly people to get laid within a few hours after beer was invented (ancient Egyptians, IIRC). So maybe it should be "... since 11,862 BC".
Bring a mimosa disguised in an Orangina bottle to class and try to flirt with someone cute during group work.
Some quick research shows that Magdalena Christina de Beer was born in 1862. I shouldn't have to do this for you.
I have brought great shame upon my family.
Go to a job interview.