Discussion in 'Community' started by Only-One Cannoli, Oct 12, 2013.
Go to parent/teacher conferences
As a parent? Teacher? Student?
Give in to the desire to shut your eyes while walking down the hill.
then you fall into the fire a the high school kegger
Dial up an ex while drunk (sadly, one of my own exes did do this to me one time.)
Cook a pizza
All of the above! Though if all 3 were drunk together could be amusing.
Shave your dog.
Put clothes on your cat.
...wait, that's not a good idea drunk or sober. Although I have a cousin who manages to get it done.
One of my roomate's granddaughters tried to put a Cabbage Patch Kids dress on my cat Billy shortly after we found him. After trying and not having any of it, I told her, "I don't think he wants to wear it."
I am of course referring to people in states like Alabama, Texas, Indiana, and Kansas...among others.
since i made this post in mid-october, i have broken this rule, til then completely unviolated, not once but twice. i am becoming whorish with age
Take sleeping pills and laxatives in the same night.
Not really a good thing to do while sober either.
Pluck your eyebrows.
Playing a game of Tetris.
Play real-life Frogger
Ask your boss for a raise without losing consciousness.
Engage in indecent exposure at a public park at 11pm
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Comparing yourself to famous alcoholics. Like you'll ever be Hemingway!