JCC Things You Didn't Know About AmazingB #165

Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy, Mar 5, 2013.

  1. Diggy Force Ghost

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    In 1994, Lord and Lady Templeton-Peck decided to summer in The Hamptons. And, as is often the case, when Lord and Lady Templeton-Peck decide something it comes to pass.

    Early in their stay, Lord Templeton-Peck's personal man-servant took ill, and could not fulfill his duties. His Lordship decided to hire a temporary man-servant. Thanks to a resume filled with lies, and the charm of the Irish, AmazingB was awarded the position.

    B slotted right in, the only problem was Her Ladyship, a strikingly handsome woman of 45. Whenever young B made eye contact with her, blood would rush to his cheeks, and he'd blush the colour of a ripe red apple. There was something there...the way she looked at him made him think...but, no, surely not.

    One fine summer's day, his Lordship decided to visit a local gun range. He decided the entire household would attend, except B, who had some chores to do.

    B went about his work, and while polishing His Lordship's collection of snuff boxes in the bedroom, began whistling a happy tune, safe in the knowledge he was alone in the house.

    Except he wasn't. B stopped in mid-whistle, when Lady Templeton-Peck entered the room. Se had begged off the trip claiming to have a "headache".

    She walked confidently forward to stand before B.

    "Oh Brian," she she said breathily, "whatever am I to do with you?"

    B's eyes met carpet, and he stared a hole into it (figuratively).

    "Brian, look at me." he obeyed. "Take....take off my dress, Brian."

    The tension was palpable, B remained a statue.

    "Now!" She commanded, and with shaking hands he obeyed, fingers tingling with every touch of skin on skin, dropping the dress to the floor.

    "Brian, take off my bra," Her Ladyship ordered. B obeyed.

    "Now this..." Lady Templeton-Peck said breathlessly as she pointed, "is my favourite thong. Please, Brian, take it off."

    He did as asked, hands shaking.

    "And now Brian, I forbid you from wearing my clothes again"

    That's right, he's a cross dresser.
    Last edited by Diggy, Mar 5, 2013
  2. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    #166: His evil parallel universe self is known as AstonishingC
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  3. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Ok now I'm confused.

    I...

    Ignant?

    edit: I'm a little slow, I just ate a bunch of pasta.
    Last edited by Mortimer Snerd, Mar 5, 2013
  4. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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  5. AmazingB Manager Emeritus

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    She was just jealous because I pulled off that look better than she did.

    Amazing.
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  6. Diggy Force Ghost

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    I'm too old, Brian. I'm a dinosaur. A dinosaur who sees a log (a wooden log!) whittles it away into something beautiful, like a smaller, prettier log, only to have one of these mouth breathers see my creation and decide it would make great kindling. So glad we can PM again!
  7. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    I kept reading 'B' as 'B.A.'
  8. dp4m Chosen One

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    Given the Face nature of the Templeton-Peck, that's not so Hannibal...
  9. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    Wait I already knew this one.
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  10. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Things You Didn't Know About AmazingB #166

    (Consolidated into one thread per Kate's request. About nine years ago)

    B has a horse named Bunny, and a bunny named Callum.
  11. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    Look how you listen to my rules. Such a good boy.

    Doesn't he also have a bird named Arthur?
  12. epic Ex Mod / RSA

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    I remember complaining in Comms about the lack of consolidation of these here threads back in the day.

    What a sad tale.
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  13. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    Internet is serious business.
  14. AmazingB Manager Emeritus

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    Kate needs to stop ruining things!

    Amazing.
  15. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Well hello there, Mr Kate.
  16. Diggy Force Ghost

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    No. Please stop bull****ing. Internet is serious business.
  17. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    #167

    He's been in dignant. Or so I've heard.
  18. Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost

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    I believe that that falls under the category of things we didn't actually WANT to know. :p
  19. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Things You Didn't Know About AmazingB #167

    He's never liked Chancellor_Ewok.