Amph Things you learned from Science fiction and adventure movies

If someone asks you if you are a god. You say yes.

 

Never trust anyone dressed in black.

 

You can almost get your own ship for 10,000 credits. I bet you can get those same spaceships for 14,000 credits without question.

 

Black dude usually dies first.

 

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in space!

 

Always bring a towel.

 

If you encounter a curious object (magic ring/egg from space/sacred relic/etc.) ...DONT FREAKIN TOUCH IT!!!!


Put your hands to your side, turn around and walk away slowly.



EDIT -- And while walking away, do be mindful of your surroundings.

 

Don't touch that button!

 

Don't cross the streams.

 

Anybody who calls himself The Master, or any thing with The at the beginning of his name - Run far, far away from him. (unless he's a madman in a blue box).

 

I have a bad feeling about this.

 

Find the person with the fringiest of ideas. He'll be correct.

 

Don't fall asleep.

 

Never put your face over an alien egg after it opened, and never try to pet an alien penis/vagina snake, you'll get face raped to death and/or give birth to an violent alien. Also check for hidden androids.

 

At least one person always screams like Wilhelm

 

I thought Marvin was Chuck's cousin.