Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Feb 26, 2013.
If someone asks you if you are a god. You say yes.
Never trust anyone dressed in black.
You can almost get your own ship for 10,000 credits. I bet you can get those same spaceships for 14,000 credits without question.
Black dude usually dies first.
Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in space!
Don't forget your hat, even if you have to reach under a door that is sliding down to trap you.
When the Ark of the Covenant is opened, Nazi faces melt.
Always bring a towel.
If you encounter a curious object (magic ring/egg from space/sacred relic/etc.) ...DONT FREAKIN TOUCH IT!!!!
Put your hands to your side, turn around and walk away slowly.
EDIT -- And while walking away, do be mindful of your surroundings.
Don't touch that button!
Don't cross the streams.
Anybody who calls himself The Master, or any thing with The at the beginning of his name - Run far, far away from him. (unless he's a madman in a blue box).
I have a bad feeling about this.
Find the person with the fringiest of ideas. He'll be correct.
Serious **** happens at 88 miles per hour.
Interfering with your parents' first meeting is trouble, but the opportunity to teach your father not to be a pansy-ass wuss makes it worthwhile.
Ronald Reagan's vice president should have been Jerry Lewis.
Dudes shouldn't wear purple designer briefs.
If you are the class bully, get your metaphors straight and stay away from manure trucks.
When pursuing a man-eating great white shark, consider getting a bigger boat.
Don't fall asleep.
Never put your face over an alien egg after it opened, and never try to pet an alien penis/vagina snake, you'll get face raped to death and/or give birth to an violent alien. Also check for hidden androids.
At least one person always screams like Wilhelm
Lightning emits 1.21 jigawatts of electricity.
A car full of manure will cost three hundred 1955 dollars to fix.
Chuck Berry's brother's name was Marvin.
I thought Marvin was Chuck's cousin.
He was. ****, I'm tired, I should have quit while I was ahead.
Carry on, people.
You realize "gigawatt" is the correct spelling? But Doc Brown kept saying it like it's spelt "jigawatt".
Oh god ****ing dammit.
My bad. Again.