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Amph Things you learned from Science fiction and adventure movies

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Feb 26, 2013.

  1. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    If someone asks you if you are a god. You say yes.
     
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  2. LifeInTechnicolor

    LifeInTechnicolor Jedi Knight star 3

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    Never trust anyone dressed in black.
     
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  3. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    You can almost get your own ship for 10,000 credits. I bet you can get those same spaceships for 14,000 credits without question.
     
  4. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Black dude usually dies first.
     
  5. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in space! :p

     
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  6. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Don't forget your hat, even if you have to reach under a door that is sliding down to trap you.

    When the Ark of the Covenant is opened, Nazi faces melt.
     
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  7. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Always bring a towel.
     
  8. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    If you encounter a curious object (magic ring/egg from space/sacred relic/etc.) ...DONT FREAKIN TOUCH IT!!!!


    Put your hands to your side, turn around and walk away slowly.



    EDIT -- And while walking away, do be mindful of your surroundings.
    [​IMG]
     
  9. SWpants

    SWpants Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Don't touch that button!
     
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  10. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Don't cross the streams.
     
  11. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Anybody who calls himself The Master, or any thing with The at the beginning of his name - Run far, far away from him. (unless he's a madman in a blue box).
     
  12. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    I have a bad feeling about this.
     
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  13. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    Find the person with the fringiest of ideas. He'll be correct.
     
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  14. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Serious **** happens at 88 miles per hour.

    Interfering with your parents' first meeting is trouble, but the opportunity to teach your father not to be a pansy-ass wuss makes it worthwhile.

    Ronald Reagan's vice president should have been Jerry Lewis.

    Dudes shouldn't wear purple designer briefs.

    If you are the class bully, get your metaphors straight and stay away from manure trucks.
     
  15. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    When pursuing a man-eating great white shark, consider getting a bigger boat.
     
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  16. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Don't fall asleep.
     
  17. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Never put your face over an alien egg after it opened, and never try to pet an alien penis/vagina snake, you'll get face raped to death and/or give birth to an violent alien. Also check for hidden androids.
     
  18. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    At least one person always screams like Wilhelm
     
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  19. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Lightning emits 1.21 jigawatts of electricity.

    A car full of manure will cost three hundred 1955 dollars to fix.

    Chuck Berry's brother's name was Marvin.
     
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  20. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Fixed. :p
     
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  21. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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  22. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I thought Marvin was Chuck's cousin.
     
  23. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    He was. ****, I'm tired, I should have quit while I was ahead.

    Carry on, people.
     
  24. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You realize "gigawatt" is the correct spelling? But Doc Brown kept saying it like it's spelt "jigawatt". 8-}
     
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  25. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Oh god ****ing dammit.

    My bad. Again.
     
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