Amph Things you learned from Science fiction and adventure movies

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Feb 26, 2013.

  1. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    If someone asks you if you are a god. You say yes.
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  2. LifeInTechnicolor Jedi Master

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    Never trust anyone dressed in black.
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  3. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    You can almost get your own ship for 10,000 credits. I bet you can get those same spaceships for 14,000 credits without question.
  4. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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    Black dude usually dies first.
  5. Darth_Invidious Chosen One

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    Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in space! :p

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  6. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Don't forget your hat, even if you have to reach under a door that is sliding down to trap you.

    When the Ark of the Covenant is opened, Nazi faces melt.
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  7. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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  8. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    If you encounter a curious object (magic ring/egg from space/sacred relic/etc.) ...DONT FREAKIN TOUCH IT!!!!


    Put your hands to your side, turn around and walk away slowly.



    EDIT -- And while walking away, do be mindful of your surroundings.
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    Last edited by Aytee-Aytee, Feb 26, 2013
  9. SWpants Force Ghost

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    Don't touch that button!
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  10. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Don't cross the streams.
  11. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Anybody who calls himself The Master, or any thing with The at the beginning of his name - Run far, far away from him. (unless he's a madman in a blue box).
  12. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    I have a bad feeling about this.
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  13. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Find the person with the fringiest of ideas. He'll be correct.
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  14. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Serious **** happens at 88 miles per hour.

    Interfering with your parents' first meeting is trouble, but the opportunity to teach your father not to be a pansy-ass wuss makes it worthwhile.

    Ronald Reagan's vice president should have been Jerry Lewis.

    Dudes shouldn't wear purple designer briefs.

    If you are the class bully, get your metaphors straight and stay away from manure trucks.
  15. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    When pursuing a man-eating great white shark, consider getting a bigger boat.
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  16. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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  17. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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    Never put your face over an alien egg after it opened, and never try to pet an alien penis/vagina snake, you'll get face raped to death and/or give birth to an violent alien. Also check for hidden androids.
  18. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    At least one person always screams like Wilhelm
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  19. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Lightning emits 1.21 jigawatts of electricity.

    A car full of manure will cost three hundred 1955 dollars to fix.

    Chuck Berry's brother's name was Marvin.
    Last edited by anakinfansince1983, Feb 26, 2013
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  20. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Fixed. :p
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  21. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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  22. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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    I thought Marvin was Chuck's cousin.
  23. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    He was. ****, I'm tired, I should have quit while I was ahead.

    Carry on, people.
  24. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    You realize "gigawatt" is the correct spelling? But Doc Brown kept saying it like it's spelt "jigawatt". 8-}
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  25. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Oh god ****ing dammit.

    My bad. Again.
    Last edited by anakinfansince1983, Feb 26, 2013
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