Amph Things you learned from Science fiction and adventure movies

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Feb 26, 2013.

  1. tom Chosen One

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    if aliens attack don't worry. they will catch a cold or be allergic to water or something.
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  2. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    We live to annoy you, AF. Anyway, here's something else I've learned-

    Time is like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff.
  3. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    LOL, the only person I'm annoyed with right now is myself. :p
  4. TheProtocol Jedi Master

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    Things you learn from sci fi... That real life is rather bleak without space travel, laser pistols, and light sabers.
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  5. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    There's a reason Balin never sent a postcard.
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  6. Clone_Cmdr_Wedge Force Ghost

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    Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    Never start a fight, but always finish it.
  7. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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    Knives are still handy in the future because the enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand. Would you like to know more?
  8. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Beware of people in wearing black gloves on space stations. They may have the capablity of reading your mind.
  9. GenAntilles Force Ghost

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    If the company you work for is evil, their androids have a 2/3 chance of actually being good. If the company you work for is good... the androids usually will turn out evil.
  10. SWpants Force Ghost

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    Wearing white doesn't make you a good guy
  11. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    if not, you can upload a virus to their mother ship via floppy disc.
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  12. Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost

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    Like sand though an hourglass, so are the days of our lives
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  13. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Don't ever go into a town called Salem unless you want to be microchipped, possessed by the devil or buried alive.
  14. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Alieb beings are incredibly wasteful as evidence by the facts that even though they can traverse the vast distances between stars, have superior techology, and greater weapons, they wind up needed Earth's resources.
  15. Darth_Invidious Chosen One

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    All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.
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  16. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    This is true of real history as well.
  17. Lugija Force Ghost

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    NEVER use a time machine before checking first that history is course-correcting. Otherwise you could kill everyone you know, including yourself by preventing WW1 or something.
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  18. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Without precise calculations you could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick.
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  19. Zane the Reaper Jedi Master

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    So say we all.
  20. Zane the Reaper Jedi Master

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    Never leave all the ship's functions in the control of one conscious computer:

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  21. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    I am, and always shall be, your friend.

    Same advice applies at urinals.
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  22. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Remember spaceships travel in three dimensions, and to adjust your battle strategy accordingly.
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  23. Darth_Invidious Chosen One

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    SO SAY WE ALL!! :D
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  24. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    If you're the hero in an adventure movie, it is always best to have an iconic hat.
  25. Darth_Invidious Chosen One

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    And an iconic weapon.
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