Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Feb 26, 2013.
if aliens attack don't worry. they will catch a cold or be allergic to water or something.
We live to annoy you, AF. Anyway, here's something else I've learned-
Time is like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff.
LOL, the only person I'm annoyed with right now is myself.
Things you learn from sci fi... That real life is rather bleak without space travel, laser pistols, and light sabers.
There's a reason Balin never sent a postcard.
Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Never start a fight, but always finish it.
Knives are still handy in the future because the enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand. Would you like to know more?
Beware of people in wearing black gloves on space stations. They may have the capablity of reading your mind.
If the company you work for is evil, their androids have a 2/3 chance of actually being good. If the company you work for is good... the androids usually will turn out evil.
Wearing white doesn't make you a good guy
if not, you can upload a virus to their mother ship via floppy disc.
Like sand though an hourglass, so are the days of our lives
Don't ever go into a town called Salem unless you want to be microchipped, possessed by the devil or buried alive.
Alieb beings are incredibly wasteful as evidence by the facts that even though they can traverse the vast distances between stars, have superior techology, and greater weapons, they wind up needed Earth's resources.
All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.
This is true of real history as well.
NEVER use a time machine before checking first that history is course-correcting. Otherwise you could kill everyone you know, including yourself by preventing WW1 or something.
Without precise calculations you could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick.
So say we all.
Never leave all the ship's functions in the control of one conscious computer:
I am, and always shall be, your friend.
Same advice applies at urinals.
Remember spaceships travel in three dimensions, and to adjust your battle strategy accordingly.
SO SAY WE ALL!!
If you're the hero in an adventure movie, it is always best to have an iconic hat.
And an iconic weapon.