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Amph Things you learned from Science fiction and adventure movies

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Feb 26, 2013.

  1. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Keep on top of your cardiovascular exercises in a zombie apocalypse. Also, make sure to always wear seatbelts, and when in doubt, double tap. And don't forget to enjoy the little things, like twinkies.
     
  2. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
     
  3. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    When you plan to destroy the haunted spaceship, don't tell the guy who built it.
     
  4. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Also, when you start having visions of your dead spouse, GTFO.
     
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  5. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Roads? We don't need roads where we're going.

    And never confuse Mr. Fusion with Mr. Coffee...
     
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  6. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Superhumans from other worlds can breed with our women. Not cool
     
  7. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Aliens can apparently survive with blood so corrosive it can burn through stuff tougher than their own bodies (steel etc).

    Reverse Time Travel is apparently possible, as is going faster than the Speed of Light & escaping Black Holes.

    When cloning extinct super-reptiles from the past, don't use the DNA of something that can change its gender (and isn't even related to that species, unlike say birds which are). And don't become so reliant on technology that you can run the whole place with a few computers easily corrupted by fat hackers.

    Don't give robot children spinach
     
  8. Clone_Cmdr_Wedge

    Clone_Cmdr_Wedge Jedi Master star 3

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    Especially if they start sending you letters from a town called Silent Hill...

    Other things I learned:
    Ivanova is always right.
    I will listen to Ivanova.
    I will not ignore Ivanova's recomendations.
    Ivanova is god.
    And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip my lungs out.
     
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  9. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Yes! Preferably one that isn't based on ballistic trajectory and can double as a tool to get you across chasms and other horrible obstacles.
     
  10. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    Don't go into the Forbidden Zone, for you may not like what you find.
     
  11. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    The gun is good. The penis is evil.
     
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  12. Yoda_S

    Yoda_S Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Never tell me the odds.
     
  13. Spider-Fan

    Spider-Fan Jedi Master star 4

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    .....


    ...of the hundreds of great jokes from that movie, this is the one everyone remembers....


    It's not even that funny!
     
  14. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I just call it a line and not a joke, since they weren't joking when it was said.
     
  15. Placeholder

    Placeholder Jedi Knight star 4

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    Revenge is a dish that is best served cold

    old klingon proverb
     
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  16. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Even in an altered timeline, things will still pretty much fall into place as they are supposed to.
     
  17. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    Actually, I did mean having a B.F.G. (or maybe not that big a gun) at your side. Because as we all know, ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster (or revolver) at your side.
     
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  18. TheModFavorite

    TheModFavorite Jedi Master star 4

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    if you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.
     
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  19. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    If you travel to the past, don't bring 'new' money with you or credit cards. Also, bring a mechanic in case you break the fuel line in your Delorean.
     
  20. LandoThe CapeCalrissian

    LandoThe CapeCalrissian Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Don't get a Mogwai wet or feed it after midnight...

    Also letting them in the light doesn't help them any either.
     
  21. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    May 11, 2003
    Cover the heart!

    Plus no matter how many centuries its been, a booby trap will never fail and will kill the unweary.
     
  22. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    If your company secretly manufactures the weaponry and vehicles you use as a costumed crimefighter, for the love of God, don't leave any sort of paper trail that some pencil-neck lowly bean-counter can then use to blackmail you!
     
  23. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Well said, but I was referring to something along the lines of a braided leather lash of some sort.

    In addition to a revolver of course.
     
  24. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Despite what your captain tells you, always, always, bring some grenades. They come in handy if Reivers attack.
     
  25. SWpants

    SWpants Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Just because it looks old doesn't mean she doesn't run well.